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UNLESS YOU'VE READ THE ENTIRE HUNGER GAMES SERIES, HUNGER GAMES, CATCHING FIRE, AND MOCKINGJAY, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS DEVIATION.

You have been warned.

Okay, ranting time.

First death: Boggs.
Boggs wasn't THAT big a deal with me, but I must admit his death was soo...ugg. It's like "Oh, laddy da, I'm wandering on the street! HOLY SH!T MY LEGS JUST GOT BLOWN OFF!! Go on...without me..."
Seriously?! His death didn't even serve a purpose. As the comic shows, it was just 'Dang, I have too many characters. Eenie meenie miney mo...Boggs! There we are. BOOM.'

Second death:
FINNICK. HOLY DJKSLDSKJDSJDSJDKS. WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I can't even begin to describe how much he deserved to live. He was SUCH an amazing character. Attractive, funny, a good friend of Katniss, etc, etc, I could go on. NOT ONLY THAT, but he just concieved a BABY with his new WIFE! And Suzanne was like "Well Finnick, you may be the best character in my series, but the flying spaghetti monster chose you. And since I can't seem to think of a better way to kill, I think I'll let mutant lizard men tear off your head! BD'
SERIOUSLY. "Oh my gosh, I'm the main character and my life is in danger! Giant mutant lizards are chasing me! Phew, glad I'm up this ladder and safe. OH NO! Finnick is down there, surrounded by the monsters! He's looking up at me, all pleading and scared and alone! OH NO! They're preparing to tear off his head! FINNICCKKKK! My second best friend ever!!! ;3; .....Well, moving on."
.......I. HATE. MOCKINGJAY.

Third death: Prim.
"I'm going to go nurse those kids that just got blown up, since I'm a miniature doctor. Oh goodness, I can't wait to get home to my loving kitty and see my mommy and heal some more people! Oh, what's this? More silver parachutes? Why would th-KABOOM!!!"
Katniss: Oh noes! D:
Kay. Prim was the ENTIRE F-ING REASON KATNISS WENT INTO THE GAMES, THE ENTIRE F-ING REASON THAT SERIES EXISTS, THE ENTIRE F-ING REASON KATNISS SURVIVED THE GAMES, LIVING TO PULL OUT THOSE BERRIES AND CAUSE THE REBELLION.
Not to mention Katniss loved her dearly, and Suzanne was all 'Aw man, I really wish my cat's tail hadn't pointed at Prim's name, or else she might be alive!! But, choices are chocies, and she must go. Ooh, I know, I'll bomb her to pieces right in front of her sister! Good job, kitty.'

WHAT. THE. FUG.
Honestly I lost all respect for Suzanne after that. She took a freaking MASTERPIECE of a series and threw it down to the filthy, muddy, carcass covered rock bottom.

Not to mention, Gale, one of the guys she struggles to choose, is like 'Listen Katniss, it's been a great time. But...I suddenly have the urge to ditch you and my family, and up and go to District 2. Hey, maybe I'll chase a bit of foreign tail since I'm so devilishy handsome. Sorry for creating the bomb that killed your sister, by the way...So uh, guess I'll see you never? Kay, bye!'

Katniss' mom ditches her. "Honey, I love you a lot, but I don't love District Twelve. See you in twenty years? that is, if I don't commit suicide first. Love ya!"

Last but not least, Katniss and Peeta's depression. "I watched as our children played on a field of dead bodies. Sooner than later I'd have to tell them about how I wake up, screaming in the middle of the night, and how Peeta does the same. I never could get over myself. Oh well. I suppose I should quit this series now since it couldn't possibly get worse and I already destroyed all hopes of it getting better. Kay then...'

Rant over.

Almost.

FINNICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Let the record show Suzanne should take a few tips on KILLING OFF CHARACTERS AND FINISHING SERIES.
That's TWO series she's finished miserably. Hunger Games, and Gregor the Overlander. BOTH WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL. BOTH FAILED SO HARD BY THE END.

grr.
Also you can tell I didn't put a lot of time into this.

Art (C) Me
Characters (c) Suzanne Collins

Description
UNLESS YOU'VE READ THE ENTIRE HUNGER GAMES SERIES, HUNGER GAMES, CATCHING FIRE, AND MOCKINGJAY, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS DEVIATION.

You have been warned.

Okay, ranting time.

First death: Boggs.
Boggs wasn't THAT big a deal with me, but I must admit his death was soo...ugg. It's like "Oh, laddy da, I'm wandering on the street! HOLY SH!T MY LEGS JUST GOT BLOWN OFF!! Go on...without me..."
Seriously?! His death didn't even serve a purpose. As the comic shows, it was just 'Dang, I have too many characters. Eenie meenie miney mo...Boggs! There we are. BOOM.'

Second death:
FINNICK. HOLY DJKSLDSKJDSJDSJDKS. WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I can't even begin to describe how much he deserved to live. He was SUCH an amazing character. Attractive, funny, a good friend of Katniss, etc, etc, I could go on. NOT ONLY THAT, but he just concieved a BABY with his new WIFE! And Suzanne was like "Well Finnick, you may be the best character in my series, but the flying spaghetti monster chose you. And since I can't seem to think of a better way to kill, I think I'll let mutant lizard men tear off your head! BD'
SERIOUSLY. "Oh my gosh, I'm the main character and my life is in danger! Giant mutant lizards are chasing me! Phew, glad I'm up this ladder and safe. OH NO! Finnick is down there, surrounded by the monsters! He's looking up at me, all pleading and scared and alone! OH NO! They're preparing to tear off his head! FINNICCKKKK! My second best friend ever!!! ;3; .....Well, moving on."
.......I. HATE. MOCKINGJAY.

Third death: Prim.
"I'm going to go nurse those kids that just got blown up, since I'm a miniature doctor. Oh goodness, I can't wait to get home to my loving kitty and see my mommy and heal some more people! Oh, what's this? More silver parachutes? Why would th-KABOOM!!!"
Katniss: Oh noes! D:
Kay. Prim was the ENTIRE F-ING REASON KATNISS WENT INTO THE GAMES, THE ENTIRE F-ING REASON THAT SERIES EXISTS, THE ENTIRE F-ING REASON KATNISS SURVIVED THE GAMES, LIVING TO PULL OUT THOSE BERRIES AND CAUSE THE REBELLION.
Not to mention Katniss loved her dearly, and Suzanne was all 'Aw man, I really wish my cat's tail hadn't pointed at Prim's name, or else she might be alive!! But, choices are chocies, and she must go. Ooh, I know, I'll bomb her to pieces right in front of her sister! Good job, kitty.'

WHAT. THE. FUG.
Honestly I lost all respect for Suzanne after that. She took a freaking MASTERPIECE of a series and threw it down to the filthy, muddy, carcass covered rock bottom.

Not to mention, Gale, one of the guys she struggles to choose, is like 'Listen Katniss, it's been a great time. But...I suddenly have the urge to ditch you and my family, and up and go to District 2. Hey, maybe I'll chase a bit of foreign tail since I'm so devilishy handsome. Sorry for creating the bomb that killed your sister, by the way...So uh, guess I'll see you never? Kay, bye!'

Katniss' mom ditches her. "Honey, I love you a lot, but I don't love District Twelve. See you in twenty years? that is, if I don't commit suicide first. Love ya!"

Last but not least, Katniss and Peeta's depression. "I watched as our children played on a field of dead bodies. Sooner than later I'd have to tell them about how I wake up, screaming in the middle of the night, and how Peeta does the same. I never could get over myself. Oh well. I suppose I should quit this series now since it couldn't possibly get worse and I already destroyed all hopes of it getting better. Kay then...'

Rant over.

Almost.

FINNICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Let the record show Suzanne should take a few tips on KILLING OFF CHARACTERS AND FINISHING SERIES.
That's TWO series she's finished miserably. Hunger Games, and Gregor the Overlander. BOTH WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL. BOTH FAILED SO HARD BY THE END.

grr.
Also you can tell I didn't put a lot of time into this.

Art (C) Me
Characters (c) Suzanne Collins