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pandarune — Eragon Comic-Fainting SPOILERS
Published: 2007-05-12 02:31:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 12341; Favourites: 110; Downloads: 1611
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What really struck me while reading Eragon was how often that kid faints/passes out/falls asleep suddenly. Whenever there's a majoy set change, BAM! he passes out -.-; So annoying.So, in a 497 page novel, he faints about 7 times (I think I got them all...) and thus, I have created
The Eragon Fainting Ratio!
To see if your favourite characters faint more or less than Eragon, simply divide the total number of pages by 71. The resulting number is how often Eragon would have fainted in that novel.
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lol...i thought i was the only person who noticed how much he faints. 
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thats funny! but how come he's blonde? they did that in the movie, and the movie sucked.
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I've never noticed that before but geez he's a wuss xD this comic is genius
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Wow. I never noticed that 
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This made me laugh so hard! It's still kinda understandable why he fainted every time, but... I am a bit surprised he's not completely brain damaged yet. In Brisingr, he managed to tough it out almost the entire time!
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I counted that he fainted 10 times in the first book.
It's rather ridiculous. Can't he take better care of himself? I mean, really...
i agree with you.
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OMG I LOVE THIS *faints*
*wakes up hours later* OH NO! IVE GOT ERAGONFAINTITIST!
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I dunno how it happens...when I write, my main characters spend lots of time unconscious as well. 
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I think in the Harry Potter Series, Harry faints alot too... I think.
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Lol ur line "What really struck me while reading Eragon was how often that kid faints/passes out/falls asleep suddenly. Whenever there's a majoy set change, BAM! he passes out -.-; So annoying." totally pwns
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That's the only way Christopher Paolini knows how to change scenes. Something eventful happens, Eragon faints, and people wake him up and give the reader an info dump,
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lolz yeah he faints heaps.. but it made me fall of my seat laughing while i read the book. I luv this pic
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Yeah, I mostly just read that book for the laughs. Glad you enjoyed the comic
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I read the books cuse i luv dragos and fantasy , i got Eragon for my 13th bday with money i got from my grandparents^^ lolz awhile ago now since i 17 this year. I dunno i just tolterate alot of fainting cuse its funny (dunno why lol)
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* meant dragons not dragos
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But i luvs the books ....
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Haha! Epic fail!
(Eragon's constant passing-out, not the comic)
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omg hilarious LMAO!!!!!
waaaaaaait a minute... aren't those two mini-murtagh and arya in the bottom right corner...
o_O just wonderin...
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Thanks 
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yeah in the movie u say "ZOMG NOEZ SAPHIRA JUST DROPPED A RANDOM LUNATIC HOT GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAMP!!!!"
well at least MEEEEH thought that >:3
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Lunatic people are awesome!!!
maebe becoz i'm one myself 
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Why didn't I spot something like this.
Oh gawd, this is hillarious *fav*
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So true. I didn't do a faint-count when I read it, but the boy really did pass out more than a drunkard on a long weekend.
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Nicely put. I'm tempted to read the second one, so I can do a part two of his fainting adventures.
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I think he only 4 times in the book but this is still way fun
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