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paradigm-shifting In reply to ??? [2012-05-29 15:11:08 +0000 UTC]
Well its supposed to be amusing. Satire. Hehehehe.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Petalofdreams [2012-05-29 19:21:12 +0000 UTC]
Well it is amusing, isn't it? hehehe
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Petalofdreams [2012-05-31 19:14:47 +0000 UTC]
We're here on dA to have fun and be creative. At least, most of us are. I'd like to think so anyways. LOL.
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Petalofdreams In reply to paradigm-shifting [2012-06-01 10:51:02 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, That's why this site even exists ^^
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Nikrain [2012-03-25 00:29:27 +0000 UTC]
Well she could be nice and just cutely play with them in her mouth and take them back out again. Sometimes when girls tease affectionately it can be scary but still cute. Hahaha.
But if she hates the skydivers then yeah. Fucked. Hahaha.
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Nikrain In reply to paradigm-shifting [2012-03-25 00:55:23 +0000 UTC]
Eh. I don't think I'd like little people like that running around in my mouth
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Nikrain [2012-03-25 00:59:32 +0000 UTC]
Well if they were that tiny, they couldn't. You'd be totally over powering them. lol ... try to stand up during an Earth Quake. GOOD LUCK!
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Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 20:42:01 +0000 UTC]
awesome!!!
hate to be the sky divers, u dont want to know what us chicks eat!!!!!
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 20:49:02 +0000 UTC]
well perhaps you'd put a tiny person in ur mouth but i don't think you'd eat anyone. yick.
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Kodiackk8 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2011-01-02 20:51:44 +0000 UTC]
id rather eat some chocolate. yuuuumy!
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 20:53:15 +0000 UTC]
yeah. i guess putting tiny people in ur mouth would just be to scare the fuck out of them. no eating. ur not a cannibal.
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Kodiackk8 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2011-01-02 20:55:56 +0000 UTC]
naw, im not. thank god. then people would run away from me!
oh wait. they already do.... woops.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 21:01:00 +0000 UTC]
yeah so you'd enjoy scaring us, not eating us. so mouth only used for scaring. not eating.
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Kodiackk8 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2011-01-02 21:01:42 +0000 UTC]
yush. well, scaring humans, eating food.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 21:05:01 +0000 UTC]
so the humans eventually come back out of ur mouth. where as the food gets swallowed. hehehe.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Kodiackk8 [2011-01-02 21:10:55 +0000 UTC]
i think what you mean is the humans would remain in there for awhile but not get swallowed. the food would get chewed and swallowed. lol ... or am i pointing out the obvious again? lol
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paradigm-shifting In reply to ToxicKrieg [2010-12-29 18:46:46 +0000 UTC]
Only if your imagination sees it as such. lol ... mine just sees sarcasm. hehehe.
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ToxicKrieg In reply to paradigm-shifting [2010-12-30 03:50:38 +0000 UTC]
Oh I thought it was supposed to be a vore pic since a giant human is gonna eat little humans lol!
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paradigm-shifting In reply to ToxicKrieg [2010-12-30 05:06:13 +0000 UTC]
Well it was just meant to be funny but who knows? Maybe she just wants to scare the hell out of them and she'll remove them from her mouth later, traumatised and tortured.
Just because you put something in your mouth doesn't obligate you to eat it. ... I don't eat the thermometer when I take my temperature. I think the mercury would probably be not so wise to eat anyways
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ToxicKrieg In reply to paradigm-shifting [2010-12-30 06:10:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh well that too xD I'd do the same if I were gigantic xD
well I meant live things, like if you put a goldfish in your mouth, you kinda have that urge to swallow it cuz it's kinda like food :/ LOL! I wonder if you swallow a goldfish, it would swim around in your stomach acids until it dies..? o.o
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paradigm-shifting In reply to ToxicKrieg [2010-12-30 06:27:03 +0000 UTC]
Well I don't think that you'd swallow a human that you'd put in ur mouth if you were gigantic. That would be kinda nasty.
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ToxicKrieg In reply to paradigm-shifting [2010-12-30 06:48:07 +0000 UTC]
I know, but that would never happen xDD unless the human is so small that you can't feel them in your mouth so they'd just slither down your throat... o__o I dunno...
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paradigm-shifting In reply to ToxicKrieg [2010-12-30 06:51:04 +0000 UTC]
Okay well just saying you wouldn't do it on purpose cuz yeah. Yuck. lol
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ToxicKrieg In reply to paradigm-shifting [2010-12-30 07:04:22 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that would be like, cannibalism or something. But here, they all it ''vore'' :C you should look it up, it's pretty disturbing xDD
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paradigm-shifting In reply to ToxicKrieg [2010-12-30 07:14:48 +0000 UTC]
I've seen some of it. lol ... I mean I don't find anything about the female mouth to be gross, but cannibalism is just icky.
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ToxicKrieg In reply to paradigm-shifting [2010-12-30 07:38:42 +0000 UTC]
I know. I think this was a lie, but my friend told me that there was this cannibal hobo in our city because his house was put on foreclosure and he got everything taken away so he lived in this alley and killed this kid that walked by and ate him. :/ I was like ''wtf'' cuz it wouldve been on the news. So I asked him if he was still there and he's like ''no, they caught him and now he's in jail, but my friend recorded it and put it on youtube'' so I asked him what it was called and he ''couldnt remember'' xP lies! LIES!
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L1ttleWindmill [2010-01-21 01:50:08 +0000 UTC]
Hah, cool. reminds me of my own creation: [link]
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Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-16 01:51:34 +0000 UTC]
you had fun with this didnt you? this probably took you, what, 20 mins?
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-16 01:57:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, I do have a bit of a flare for the sarcastic humor. lol ... and a fondness for irony. It wouldn't be funny if a working parachute made any difference, now would it? lol
Heres another wise ass one i did: [link]
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-16 02:02:47 +0000 UTC]
well, base jumping is a sport in some countries like new zealand. if they could could, they wouldnt even have a parachute, just fall and hope to god they survive.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-16 03:05:32 +0000 UTC]
thats insane. no chute? ugh.
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-16 03:38:31 +0000 UTC]
well, the kiwi's(new zealanders) are insane!
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-16 04:00:08 +0000 UTC]
well, if you like insane art. my gallery is full of that. lol ... even more crazy and sarcastic stuff than the one you've seen so far. haha. so if ever ur bored and looking for some amusement, i think you'll find some of my stuff to be.... time wasting... but, in that good way for self amusement. hehehe
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-16 04:25:52 +0000 UTC]
yeah, i had a look at some of your other stuff. some of the funniest shit i've seen in a while!, also i noticed your "malkavia logo". have you played a game called "vampire the Masquearade:bloodlines"?
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-16 05:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Funniest in awhile ... yet... no favs! Hrrmmm!
Me and =Picky-nintendo-nerd were ironically discussing today, how both her and I have had experiences where people will say how much they really love various pieces of artwork ... yet, never add them to any sort of favs collection. Both her and I agreed that this is a rather bizarre mindset, that neither her nor I are capable of understanding. lol
I've not played that specific one, no. But Malkavia BBS is named after clan Malkavian, yes
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-18 08:31:10 +0000 UTC]
...oops...i guess i scanned over the pieces and didnt end up faving them, i'll do it right away.
anyway, it's a great game, i reckon you'd enjoy it, especially the Malkavian clan. they are all irrepairably insane, every last one of them. their dialogue is really fucked up.
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-18 08:39:01 +0000 UTC]
As I said, I know of it well I wouldn't have named my BBS after them if I did not
Some consider me to be a bit irreparably insane and eccentric as well, hence my choice on the name
Though as blunt, honest, forward and ... philosophical as I am -- when a person is brave enough to dare to speak the truth about themselves, it might seem like complete madness to those who feel obfuscating themselves behind masks and veils of deception, is the "normal" way to live
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-18 08:49:12 +0000 UTC]
then, you would love to be a Gangrel, or Bruha. their faction, the anarchs, hate the laws being held by the 'rince'. also, the fact they can beat the crap out of anything that moves is an added bonus
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-18 08:56:18 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm not violent. I'm simply not afraid to express myself, I respect others who think differently than myself and if someone wants to get upset that I don't conform to their views of reality -- then they will become even more upset when I tell them, that I really don't care about what they are saying or the fact that they are upset
We are all the person we choose to be.
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-25 11:13:26 +0000 UTC]
well put, my good man
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paradigm-shifting In reply to Manwe-King-of-Winds [2009-09-25 17:49:10 +0000 UTC]
We all have limitless potential. So our best is definitely good enough, as long as our best is what we are doing!
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Manwe-King-of-Winds In reply to paradigm-shifting [2009-09-28 04:15:22 +0000 UTC]
finely put, my good man. i see great potential on you, grasshopper. XD
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