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ParallelPIE — May I help you?
Published: 2012-07-07 16:14:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 5200; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 10
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Sniper is polite and efficient, he has a plan to help everyone he meets.I would totally go to that store to have him check out my groceries.
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This. This is gold. Actually, no. This is Australium.
... this is really hilarious.
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I'd say Sniper is more like the friendly guy from down the street when he's not busy headshotting, 360 NoScoping, or pissing people.
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...I will not laugh. I will not l-laugh....
Psbt...damn you... -runs away to laugh somewhere-
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...I work at a grocery store, and that actually describes me. I'm a professional with standards!
There wouldn't be much checking out of groceries if he was my workrer, that's for sure.......
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*waggles my eyebrows.* Oh Sniper, hun, why don't I check 'YOU' out, this time? ;3
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What would Sniper do for community work xD
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I just got a job at Walmart this summer and that was the EXACT motto I came up with to get me through the day. 
Maybe I can get transferred to the store that Sniper works at...
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I would love to have him as a colleague C: I bet his ass looks great in the ugly uniform I'm forced to wear
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and with that question someone jizzed in their pants!
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We're gonna need a clean-up on aisle three...
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He just has that "Somebody free me from this hell" kinda vibe.
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I imagine he would be very depressed as a grocery clerk. I know I was.
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OHOHOHOHO I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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