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I think that Fog and MagicΒ would be a totally awesome name for a television series (it would have to be on HBO). I see it as an homage to Homicide: Life on the Streets, which was a show that David Simon (who did The Wire) inspired with a book he wrote on the Baltimore Police Department. It was a bit dark and gritty for its time and probably, along with Hill Street Blues, one of the two best post-70s cop shows.
But, see, there's a twist. It seems like a normal police procedural until you meet the two detectives, Fog and Magic, who are cats. Fog is a blue tabby and Magic is a black American Burmese. Magic is clumsy and Fog is the straight man, but, when they get the perps in the interrogation room, Magic plays the dumb, good cop for most of the interview and then he goes ballistic, hackles up, hissing, marking his territory, and he is not afraid to use his claws (which he never has groomed professionally).
And Fog is just cool. All the queens always hang outside the oyster bar where the cops relax after work, and when Fog walks past they all caterwaul at him and the bartender has to come out with a garden hose that he has connected to a spigot behind the bar, and, after all the queens disperse, the bartender and Fog make a joke that has something to do with water. The joke is lame, but it is so lame that its very lameness is what makes it funny to the viewer at home. That's the kind of cool that Fog is. He gets more . . . uh . . . more female cat than he can handle, and it occasionally gets him into trouble, but this is all a tongue-in-cheek, lipstick feminism critique of 90s television. Fog is the cat who chases down the criminals when they run and his prowess would put the world's best ninja to shame (seriously. I'm not exaggerating).
Instead of driving a car, they fly around in a custom helicopter painted black and white that's nicknamed "The Tux" in homage of their former captain, the only other cat to ever be on the force (he was a tuxedo). Sadly, the captain, while napping against its rear tire, was backed over in the police garage by the paddywagon one night. The coronoer's report said that his nepeta cataria levels were off the charts, but the captain rarely daillied with catnip, and Fog and Magic suspect foul play.
The show takes place in Vail, Colorado and there is an avalanche of celebrity cameos. And, each week, the villain is played by a B-list actor who has fallen on hard times, been out of the public eye for years, and has just made a shitty movie that he or she is there to pimp.
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dA (which is slow for me tonight) seems to have lost a comment that I took too long to write, so I'm going to let napping cats fib and condense what I wrote, which is mainly that I never knew that they were called blue tabbies either until my blue tabby adopted me (street kitten) and the vet told me what breed he was. And I will pass on your compliment to the both of them. They are very beautiful cats and make for a good looking pair of "brothers."
I see the lame celebrity guest star either dying or escaping during some sort of ski chase or white water raft run or mountain bike ride, and this would be where each week's main celebrity cameo wold play a major role. For example, Justin Bieber and Vanilla Ice are stuck in an out-of-control toboggan while down below them on the mountain, Tom Hanks and Matt Damon are taking skeet shooting lessons and for some reason there are shotguns with them and after a scene of contribed confusion, Hanks and Damon blow Bieber and Ice into bitty, bitty, bits.
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I see the bright blue tabby, the blood and the snow. It's all starting to look very patriotic - color-wise.
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You are quite observant. As a matter of fact, the season finale with be a special two-hour episode in which Rush Limbaugh and Blll O'Reilly meet Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore.
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I think that I need to go bleach my brain now.
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You're welcome
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The palm of her outstreched hand needs a frog,
donβt you think? Β
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I knew I forgot something!
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Hey I'm jealous too! Awesome picture Janet I love it to pieces and bits and bloody parts!
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Gorgeous colors hon!Β Love that necklace with that top, too.Β Jealous I didn't think of it first
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Thanks Eve! I kinda like it when you get jealous.
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I should have one posted later tonight sometime.Β She's already rendered, or better be cuz was going fine when I left her.Β Just need to do some post then send her out into the world
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