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Published: 2007-12-28 03:24:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 2395; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 27
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Description Somewhere else, really far away...
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You're here for the free cookies or to buy a REAL toy?
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That's what I thought...

so, let's see...
Maybe, you're searching for something destructive... because that's all we have here... powerful machines of destruction!
Well, also buildings... but still, if you're interested in destructive weapons, we have 'em...
let's start with the boring things, to leave the best for the finale... Barracks, comfy and in two sizes: King size and Emperor sized... What? Oh, sorry. We sold the Emperor Sized one yesterday...
The starport is big enough to house even the battlecruisers that so few people can buy... also perfect for the school dropship, so you don't have to waste to much jetpack fuel for your kids...
That factory don't work, so it only costs 50 minerals...
Ah? The command center? We found it half-buried in the wastelands. The engineers couldn't clean that strange organ-like plant, so it has a 50% discount...

You want to see the destructive things now? I thought so...
Heh, I knew the golden scarab thing would draw your attention... no idea what it does, but makes a perfect giant garden gnome.
Now, the real machines. To start, the all-mighty Siege Tank. We have two versions: normal and Mode-Switching. The normal is the average tank, but for 150 more minerals, you can upgrade the tank to have both tank and siege mode... Don't believe it's powerful? I'll show what it can do to an alien watermelon, then! HURRAH! *blows watermelon with siege tank* That's pure Arclite power...
Now, if what you're seekin' for is speed, the Vulture motorcycle is the best choice. There's nothing faster than this in the whole system. though it hasn't the same combat capabilities as the tank, the grenade launcher comes quite handy when things get tough, and the spider mine feature is very welcomed by space hunters. Just watch the Vespene tank level, or you hear the dreaded "Require more Vespene Gas" voice message in the middle of nothing.
The last is the Goliath combat vehicle. It's purely designed to destroy things, blow stuff... and destroy more things!
It has twin 20mm gattling cannons, and a nice pack of Hellfire missiles. Perfect for a nice stroll, isn't it?
but, for those whose hobbies are building things in outer space, the SCV engineering suit is the best choice. It's capable of lifting twice its own weight, so it's perfect for heavy rocks collectors.

If you're lucky enough, we'll get some new Wraith combat starships next week, so stay in connection with us.
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Comments: 26

covert-ops [2014-05-04 03:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Did you run out of nuclear silos?

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Katamariguy [2013-05-05 05:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Could you manage a battlecruiser fleet for me?

(also, bubblegum)

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Steve1999 [2011-05-26 04:28:44 +0000 UTC]

What is the Best weapon other than Nuke?

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AngelFreddy In reply to Steve1999 [2011-09-05 22:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Yomato cannons

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startingoutfromscrat [2011-02-22 13:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Can I have one of those teeny weeny nukes? I wanna blow some stuff :3

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darklink175 [2008-04-11 17:08:15 +0000 UTC]

juegas en battle.net?

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PatchKatz In reply to darklink175 [2008-04-11 18:34:46 +0000 UTC]

nop... locales nada mas...

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darklink175 In reply to PatchKatz [2008-04-11 19:00:38 +0000 UTC]

ok gracias de todos modos

bye cuidate ^^

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Denryuu [2007-12-28 06:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Alguien tiene mucho tiempo en sus manos... X]

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PatchKatz In reply to Denryuu [2007-12-28 14:59:13 +0000 UTC]

sip... vacaciones... podria ser solo el comienzo >:3

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Denryuu In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-28 22:47:33 +0000 UTC]

La sola idea me atemoriza...

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PatchKatz In reply to Denryuu [2007-12-29 03:21:57 +0000 UTC]

y si piensas tambien en el autor?

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Denryuu In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 03:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Se que podria hacer otras cosas.

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PatchKatz In reply to Denryuu [2007-12-29 04:44:27 +0000 UTC]

XD
me siento improductivo... tengo q hacer algo...

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Denryuu In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 06:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Pues has algo productivo mejor! Cierra el Map Editor, para empezar... X]

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PatchKatz In reply to Denryuu [2007-12-29 15:59:42 +0000 UTC]

XD
nah, me gusta mucho :3

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Denryuu In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 19:21:30 +0000 UTC]

V_V

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Ziblink [2007-12-28 03:28:43 +0000 UTC]

I like, I like, I feel like a little schoolgirl, what to get, what to get?

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PatchKatz In reply to Ziblink [2007-12-28 03:55:53 +0000 UTC]

I recommend the nuclear missile...

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Ziblink In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-28 04:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but I have one of those, I prefer something flashy, but useless, to use in doubble bluffs.

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PatchKatz In reply to Ziblink [2007-12-28 14:55:06 +0000 UTC]

Then, you would like Science Facility... has lots of useless green lights, and flies...

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Ziblink In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 15:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmn, I could use a few fruit flies, and I have my own chemicals!

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PatchKatz In reply to Ziblink [2007-12-29 17:35:01 +0000 UTC]

But it has shiny green lights!

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Ziblink In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 17:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, yeah, you're talking to Ms Half-blind here.

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PatchKatz In reply to Ziblink [2007-12-29 18:11:31 +0000 UTC]

ah... You get ocular implants and a Moebius reactor if you buy the covert ops addon, with the science facility :3

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Ziblink In reply to PatchKatz [2007-12-29 19:25:09 +0000 UTC]

How can I refuse?

(After all, it's not my money!)

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