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"You want to be a leader!? Well here's your chance!"

"No, I won't disobey the-"

"Fuck Viteri's death wish; this isn't an goddamn honor game anymore. You know what you have to do, so put away the turian hangups and make it happen. Get these boys up and move them out."

"And just what am I supposed to tell them?"

"That we're going to save their goddamn captain."

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**11/30: Updated with a better background

I'm addicted to stars right now. Also, Lee. Also, Auren. Also, I want to write this, but I think I'll need to start in December because that would so, like, be in keeping with my superstition that I CAN'T WRITE STORIES UNLESS IT BE CHRISTMAS TIME.

Um. I had a scenario for these two where Auren does some stupid shit and Lee's like, "LOL wut? WTF NO."

And then he kicks her in the boob and they wrestle. I don't know.

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Lee: YOU SUCK.
Auren: I do what I want.
Lee: NNNRRRR
Auren: HAY. I know what I'm doing.
LEE: All the quarians are dead, my bed is on fire, the sublight drive blew up, the capatain is gone and OMFG SOMEONE ATE ALL THE HUMAN FOOD WTFBBQ. YOU SUCK SO MUCH.
Auren: I have a plan.
Lee: IS IT "TO SUCK MOAR?"
Auren: Ye-NO.

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Whatever. These two are mine. Mass Effect is not. But it should be.

PSE7. Recognize.

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"You want to be a leader!? Well here's your chance!"

"No, I won't disobey the-"

"Fuck Viteri's death wish; this isn't an goddamn honor game anymore. You know what you have to do, so put away the turian hangups and make it happen. Get these boys up and move them out."

"And just what am I supposed to tell them?"

"That we're going to save their goddamn captain."

----
**11/30: Updated with a better background

I'm addicted to stars right now. Also, Lee. Also, Auren. Also, I want to write this, but I think I'll need to start in December because that would so, like, be in keeping with my superstition that I CAN'T WRITE STORIES UNLESS IT BE CHRISTMAS TIME.

Um. I had a scenario for these two where Auren does some stupid shit and Lee's like, "LOL wut? WTF NO."

And then he kicks her in the boob and they wrestle. I don't know.

-----

Lee: YOU SUCK.
Auren: I do what I want.
Lee: NNNRRRR
Auren: HAY. I know what I'm doing.
LEE: All the quarians are dead, my bed is on fire, the sublight drive blew up, the capatain is gone and OMFG SOMEONE ATE ALL THE HUMAN FOOD WTFBBQ. YOU SUCK SO MUCH.
Auren: I have a plan.
Lee: IS IT "TO SUCK MOAR?"
Auren: Ye-NO.

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Whatever. These two are mine. Mass Effect is not. But it should be.

PSE7. Recognize.