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Perithefox10 — Insane Battle In The Field
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Published: 2017-09-01 06:15:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 532; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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as i speed into the battle field to fight off cortex's mutant army as i beated them up 249 timesRelated content
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*a i bash through the doors as i found the thievius raccoonus in the glass case as i run up to it as mutant le paradox blocks the way when i get it*HUH!?
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Mutant Le Paradox: *snarls as he knocks Peri down with a swipe of his clawed hands* Considering all the ruckus outside, I figured Cooper had some heavy backup. The only way to get that book is through me!
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your wrong stink face!!!*as i charge up to him as i punched him through the chest and as he coughs out blood as he got shocked that i was stronge*
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Mutant Cyrille Le Paradox: *coughs* How can a little girl like you be so strong?
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*as the blood spews out of his chest in pain as i gave him the stink eye stare at him in an anime rag*
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Mutant Le Paradox: OW!!! That really hurt!! *grabs Peri and slams her face first into the floor and walls several times*
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*as i get up and grabbed him on the tail and spin him 400 times as i throw him out of the castle as breaking through the wall and falling into the ocean as he explodes and dies*
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(LOL. Segata Sanshiro style)
Carmelita: *runs towards Peri* Mierda, you didn't have to kill him.
Sly: *runs to his book* Finally. The Thievius Raccoonus! *smashes the case open with cane and takes the book* Alright. Now, let's take care of those evil scientists. I still owe Cortex for mutating me earlier.
Carmelita: Count me in too. I want to give that scientific askeroso a lot of lumps as well.
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Carmelita: No Peri. After you threw Le Paradox at such a velocity that he exploded on impact, we'll need Cortex and all his colleagues, henchmen, and even his niece alive and arrested.
Dingodile: *comes in* Oh really? Well, you're gonna have to find that easier said than done, mates! *cocks his Flamethrower and sprays fire at everyone, who moved out of the way*
Sly: This guy's a bigger homicidal pyromaniac than the Panda King once used to be!
Panda King: I'm right here, Sly Cooper. I am repentant on my extortion days.
Sly: Well, you're the only one who can fight fire with fire.
Panda King: Yes. I suppose that is one way of putting it. I will handle the hybrid. Everyone else will go on ahead. I will follow as soon as I punish him. *comes out of hiding* Dingodile! I hereby challenge you!
Dingodile: You wanna play, tubbs? I'm gonna make roasted panda bear! *shoots a fireball from his flamethrower*
Panda King: Two can play this game! *throws a fireball to counter Dingodile's, causing a fiery explosion of smoke and embers* The fruits of my firework technique, Flame-Fu!
Everyone else goes on ahead while the Panda King fights Dingodile.
Up ahead, the Cooper Gang and the bandicoots get stopped by Tiny Tiger and Koala Kong.
Koala Kong: Looks like we've got a bunch of rats. *cracks his knuckles*
Tiny: Tiny squash puny rats! *grins viciously while cracking his knuckles*
Murray: "The Murray" cannot be squashed so easily!
Tiny: Who's "the Murray"? Tiny see fat dumb weakling!
Crunch: Sucka, you just said the W-word in front of the hippo!
Murray: I may be big and not as smart as the others, but one thing I'm not... is WEAK!!! *lets out a roar before charging at Tiny*
Crunch: Bring it on, Teddy! *runs at Koala Kong and locks hands with him*
Koala Kong: You're on, Crunch! You would've been a better general of the Cortex Commandos had Crash not snapped you out of Cortex's control.
Crunch: Punk, you know I don't work with him.
Carmelita: Uh...
Bentley: Why don't we do our thing and let the meatheads be meatheads?
Coco: Good idea.
Carmelita: Alright, Peri, no more crazy stunts that'll kill people.
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hang on!*as i speed back to the castle and grab the real thevius raccoonus and speed off back to the island* got the real ones for you sly*as i gave the real one to sly*
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Sly: Thanks. *takes the Thievius Raccoonus*
Bentley: That's good and all, but Cortex has still copied the contents of the book down in its entirety, and is selling copies of it on the black market to the highest bidder.
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i will go stop him from doing that crime*as i speed off the the castle again*HEY CORTEX!!!
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LOOKING FOR ME!!*as uka uka and cortex turn around to see me as they where shocked to see that i stole it*
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Dr. Cortex: Huh? Oh, so you're the alien fox that bested Le Paradox. You've crashed a lot of parties before, haven't you? Well, you're not crashing this one. *pulls out a switch that confines Peri in a barrier, but still gives her air to breathe, then laughs maniacally* Oh, I love to laugh. Throw her out, Tiny.
Tiny: *salutes as he goes and throws Peri out the window*
Dr. Cortex: Again with the same window? That's the 100th one I had purchased to replace the last one!
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*as i leap back up to the castle* ha! i still stand cortex!!*as tiny charges up to me as i grab him on his fist and i bash him to the ground 302 times as i hit him on the wall as he teeth get knocked out as i bash him on the stone wall as he falls to the ground*it's over cortex and uka uka prepare to be blast far away into the galaxy!!
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Dr. Cortex: Sorry, but I've got plans to top that. *heads to his airship with Uka Uka and Tiny, and they all got away* Bye bye! *laughs maniacally as his airship fades off to the horizon*
Carmelita: Madre de dios! He's getting away!
Sly: Don't worry, Carmelita. We'll find him. With myself and the gang back in business, he doesn't stand a chance.
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well i destroyed the fake copies
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Bentley: That'll only delay his business. He still had the Thievius Raccoonus data with him on his person. No telling when he'll restart the production and distribution of copies of the Thievius Raccoonus.
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well*as i shot out a power ball as he hits the ship as he crashes into the water as the data was destroyed*
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Sly: Well, hope they know how to swim.
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yeah he won't sell more copes that i destroyed
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Sly: That's true, but there's no telling who and which criminal mastermind he has sold each copy to.
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Sly: They better hope they know how to swim, or brought emergency life rafts.
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yeah and i am no fool us vantashians are no fools and we vision them
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Aku Aku: You do realize that Uka Uka will see you as a menace to his schemes.
Coco: And made yourself near the top of Dr. Cortex's hit list beneath Crash, myself, and Crunch.
Bentley: I'll see if I can hack into Cortex's transaction records of selling the copies of the Thievius Raccoonus and see who they're delivered to. But until then, we better lay low, unless we want to risk getting hunted by Cortex and his flunkies.
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ok let's see you can do your best at it*as bentley starts hacking* i can aku i can vision him
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Aku Aku: Well, any idea on what Uka Uka is swearing?
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Uka Uka: *to Dr. Cortex and his niece, colleagues, and mutant henchmen* Idiots! Imbeciles! Fools! Nincompoops! We're several nautical miles away from dry land!!! *senses Peri's astral eyes* I'll have my vengeance on you Peri Longfox! Just wait until I find you! I will find you and make you pay!!!
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ha i hear him alright guys
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Sly: What about Le Paradox? He's not dead, is he?
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Sly: Oh god. I can't believe you killed him.
Carmelita: Last time I checked his records, he never got married or had any children.
Sly: And according to Bentley, Cyrille's mother died of an illness and his father passed away in jail during his life sentence.
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i know and he tried to kill me
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Sly: Well he tried to kill me and Carmelita. Well, guess it's the last of the Le Paradox family.
Carmelita: You didn't have to kill the skunk. We could've cured and then taken him back to Heathrow Prison.
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well us longfoxes and vantashians protect the timeline and space and universe and the galaxy and dimensions and sorry for killing him*as bentley checks about vantashians*
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Sly: Apology accepted, but we may need to confirm if Le Paradox survived or not.
Bentley: OK, I've looked up Vantashians, it seems that they're from a planet called Vantashia, and are able to transform into Great Caesars, who stand at two and a half miles from head to toe with 3 miles at shoulder height and from nose to tail, and weighing at least 100 trillion long tons in muscle mass and overall body density. And Vantashia is a habitable planet about 100 times the size of Jupiter, with continents the size of Asia.
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yeah when i vision him he will come back from his grave
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Sly: Only two people we know are capable of bringing him back from the grave. Mz. Ruby of the currently disbanded Fiendish Five, and General Tsao from the Kunlun Mountains.
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yeah i got them too i can sense black magic from them*as a celebration came on for me here in wumpa island*
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Carmelita: I've called in Interpol to pick up Dr. Cortex and his colleagues, niece, and mutant henchmen. The mutant henchmen will be put in community service to pay for the damages, Nina Cortex will be taking criminal education in juvenile hall, military school, and boot camp, The scientists will be put on specified terms. Nefarious Tropy will be put on fixing and repairing clocks, watches, and timers, Dr. N. Gin will be put on repairing machinery, and Nitrus Brio will be put on animal handling. Neo Cortex will be standing trial for the crimes of breaking out and mutating Cyrille Le Paradox, and pinned for his death. I get that story right and he'll be in the slammer for a long time.
Bentley: The real problem is Uka Uka. How do we put him away?
Aku Aku: Simple, we'll use Cortex's Psychetron to send my brother to the 10th Dimension.
Sly: 10th Dimension? Where's that?
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Aku Aku: It's a parallel dimension to this one, where the roles of good and evil are reversed there. We had a run in with a pair of mutated parrots called the Evil Twins going by the names of Victor and Moritz, who were Dr. Cortex's two pet parrots from when he was 8 years old and the most popular student in the Academy of Evil.
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i see so the celebration when i saved cooper gang and you lot and i did if i sense those two mutant parrots i will get them aku
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Aku Aku: Well, truth is, they were nowhere to be found in there. The last time I saw them, Crash destroyed their death-bot using the Mecha-Bandicoot to finish it, and they fled from their stronghold, knowing they're heavily outmatched. And Crash kept the Mecha-Bandicoot as his newest personal toy ever since.
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i know*as the celebration started with a feast and activities here*
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Carmelita: Ripper Roo has been put into a rehabilitation program to get reformed to be perfectly competent to do community service. The rest are put on community service working for Interpol.
Sly: Ooh boy, that will make stealing things more fun and challenging with those meatheads on the force.
Carmelita: *smirks* Yeah. After all, no one in Interpol is strong enough to match Tiny, Moe, Dingodile, Rilla, and Koala Kong in terms of sheer raw muscle power and brute strength, Pinstripe in skill with rifles, machine guns, and shotguns, or Komodo Joe in terms of speed.
Murray: Ooh boy, guess "the Murray" now has rivals in Interpol.
Sly: Anyone who can rival me in speed can be a challenge.
Bentley: I agree. I thought you're skilled with firearms Carmelita.
Carmelita: Only with single-handed pistols, machine pistols, and compact weapons.
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