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Perithefox10 — Insane Battle In The Field
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as i speed into the battle field to fight off cortex's mutant army as i beated them up 249 timesRelated content
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*Le Paradox hits the very bottom at the foot of the cliff with a heavy tremorous thud, and it rendered him unconscious*
Sly: *looks over the ridge to see the unconscious Le Paradox* Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Bentley: *wheels over and scans for Le Paradox's life signs* He's still alive, but he's unconscious for a while.
Carmelita: Well, I cuffed and collared Mz. Ruby. Where's Le Paradox?
Sly: Take a guess. *points down off the edge of the cliff*
Carmelita: *runs over to where Le Paradox fallen off of and looks down to see where he landed* Mierda! He's not dead, is he?
Bentley: No, he's just unconscious. And to be honest, I'm not sure how you're going to get him back into prison while he's in that mutated state?
Carmelita: I'll call in an extraction team from Interpol to pick him up, as it will take more people to haul him into a heavy-duty container. Mz. Ruby and General Tsao will be in the stockade until they arrive at Heathrow Prison.
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Sly: Don't you think knocking him off the cliff with a fireball is a little over the top? Though, I'm glad you didn't kill him, but I was just about to knock him out myself.
Murray: Well, what matters is that skunk's totally knocked down and out cold, Sly!
Bentley: Given his mutated state, his body toughness was greatly heightened to a level where normally lethal heights will never kill him at all.
Penelope: And he seems far too heavy for my RC chopper to pull up with it's Yank-86 installed. As soon as he wakes up in his cell, I'll tell him off.
Murray: Should I Thunder Flop onto him?
Carmelita: No need for that, Murray. That estupido skunk's already out cold, Murray.
Sly: Yeah, being close enough to him with his entire body odor fully pent up while he was in his odorproof cell was bad enough. Not just him farting, but also from the sweat and moisture drenching his entire fur coat.
Bentley: Yeah, and he smells worse than a bad guy covered in manure I've been watching in a movie trilogy involving time travel.
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yeah*at the hideout as they carmelita starts to look at me that i did back their*
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Carmelita: Thanks for showing some restraint, Peri. The only thing that matters, is Le Paradox and those two black magic users are brought to justice. What did Mz. Ruby say what she was going to do to me and Sly?
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Carmelita: Mierda! Turn me and Sly and his gang into voodoo gumbo? That's a third-degree murder charge on her.
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please don't take me to jail i swear i didden't mean to do that*as i go nervous and shake*
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Carmelita: I meant Mz. Ruby, not you Peri.
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phew gosh that gave me a heart attack
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Carmelita: Seriously? Was Mz. Ruby planning to make voodoo gumbo out of me and Sly?
Panda King: She actually said that she would also turn your skull and Sly Cooper's skull into drinking vessels.
Carmelita: Really? Turn my skull and Sly's skull into drinking cups? That voodoo priestess is so going on many lists.
Sly: We're actually at the center of every criminal's attention Carmelita, you and I. Get used to it. As for General Tsao, it's one thing to get payback on us, but it's another to insult you in front of me in a sexist fashion.
Carmelita: Not to mention that he plagued the streets of China with the undead. That sexist cock did make my blood boil from insulting all women in general, especially in front of me.
Panda King: Let us not include kidnapping and forcing my daughter Jing King into marriage for himself, just to further enhance his ego and his pride.
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yeah my ancestor nionricho longfox traveled all over asia
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Sly: Really? Well, as far as my family goes in Asia, there's my most known Japanese ancestor, Rioichi Cooper, the inventor of the Ninja Spire Landing and Leaping Dragon Techniques.
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and nion..she's master ninja and shadow hunter and sensei
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Sly: Rioichi is a Ninja Master, a master thief, and a master chef in making sushi.
Carmelita: Cono! Your ninja ancestor makes fish dishes?
Sly: His culinary arts are matched by his martial arts, ninja techniques, and stealth skills as well.
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*as i got the defendelous vantashious out as i get to nion's page to see the ancient japanese art of her*see
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Sly: So that's what your ninja ancestor looks like in the picture?
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yes and see the history on their*as bentley read's the history of my ancestor*
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Bentley: According to this book, it seems the Longfox family has been around for generations, since their first earthbound ancestor arrived at the prehistoric age where Caveman Cooper originated.
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yeah my caveman ancestor goobar longfox
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Bentley: So, like you, they can change between human and anthro forms?
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yes we vantashians hae the ability to shape shift*as i changed to my normal form*see this is my real self
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Sly: Yeah. Though you'd look better in your fox form. *watches Peri change to her anthro fox form*
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yeah my real form that's how i started years ago
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Sly: Yeah. My caveman ancestor is the very first Cooper, and he wasn't mentioned in my family book yet. Bentley also found that Cyrille's got an Ancient Grecian ancestor. So if he was active there, then there should be a Cooper who was active in Ancient Greece.
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well i did a a greek ancestor
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Sly: Yeah. Maybe if we used Bentley's time machine installed on Murray's van to go to Ancient Greece, we might as well get some drafts on my Greecian ancestor into the Thievius Raccoonus.
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Sly: So in order to get to that timeline, we'll need only one artifact that dates from Ancient Greece.
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*as the next 21 days came as the timeline story ended as i was shirtless with a bra on with carmelita*
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Carmelita: All we need is just one artifact that dates back from Ancient Greece. According to Bentley, his time machine requires an artifact or item that dates back to a specific time period in history in order to go to that particular time period.
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well i got one*as i got out my ancestor's greece necklace out*see this belong to vusaus longfox thousand years ago
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Carmelita: That's good and all, but we'll need an artifact that dates back to the time when Sly's Ancient Grecian ancestor is active.
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Sly: Well, if it's better, I prefer to "borrow" an ancient Grecian artifact from a museum from my Grecian ancestor's time.
Bentley: Okay, there's a museum in Rome, so you know what they say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
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Sly: We appreciate the artifact Peri, but I meant stealing an Ancient Grecian artifact from a museum in Rome, which is the real fun. It's not like the Romans care about a historical artifact being stolen.
Carmelita: True, but the museum security is going to be tight, Ringtail.
Sly: Yes, that's the real fun and challenge of "appropriating" an Ancient Grecian artifact.
Carmelita: Well, I heard that Rome's law enforcement is corrupt, and they don't trust Interpol cops at all.
Bentley: I agree. Here's what I know from eavesdropping on the Contessa at her rehabilitation prison to rescue Sly and Murray, she was putting inmates into hypnosis so they'll tell her where they've stashed their loot! It's the most heinous crime I've ever heard of as it dishonors both law enforcement and thieves at the same time!
Carmelita: Ay caramba! That's what she was doing over the years?
Sly: She tried to do the same to me and Murray back then, until Bentley busted us out.
Carmelita: Well I was held captive and subjected to hypnosis through the Mind Shuffler. I figured you guys had a hand in freeing me.
Sly: Well, stealing wouldn't be any fun without you.
Carmelita: I don't think you're taking this seriously, Sly. It's no game of Cops and Robbers, it's for real.
Sly: That's what makes it fun and challenging.
Bentley: Also, where's the honor in stealing from law-abiding civilians? There are criminal masterminds that the laws couldn't touch without outside help. Corrupt law enforcement, diplomatic immunity abuse, and also terrorists.
Carmelita: Bentley, I can understand the first two, but terrorists are way beyond your level of criminals you're facing. They won't exercise restraint in killing anyone who dares trying to get in their way. I've watched Die Hard, involving a lone cop against a gang of villains.
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yeah us vantashians protect the timeline
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Sly: Peri, we appreciate giving us your key to Ancient Greece, but we can get our own in Rome.
*The Cooper Gang packed up their things and said goodbye to Aku Aku and the Bandicoots as they fly to Rome*
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*As they arrive, they find that Carmelita wasn't kidding about the local law enforcement and militia there. They're extorting all the money from all the local businesses to the local bank*
Sly: You weren't kidding, Carmelita. The cops and militia here are crooked.
Carmelita: Si. And they'll throw false charges, so anyone who tries to take them down will be forced to take the falls for them. Guess they've let their power and authority get to their heads.
Sly: Alright. Since those guys will bust me on sight, you'll have to handle the recon photos in my place.
Carmelita: Alright. The local precincts in Rome, the museum of Rome, a mugging in progress, an abduction in progress, a dirty cop accepting bribes, a militiaman accepting bribes, and an unlawful arrest on an innocent civilian.
Penelope: [on the Binocucom] Alright, but be careful around the local cops and militiamen. If you cause trouble here, they'll be all over you until they caught you or the heat dies down.
Carmelita: Si, I'll mind my manners around them and play nice. When is a crime, bribe, or unlawful arrest is in progress, I'll have to make sure to take a shot of them from a distance.
Penelope: [on the Binocucom] Good. Once you get all the recon photos in the area, we'll need recon photos of the security measures in the local museum.
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and i want you all to find my ancestor
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Carmelita: Yes, Peri. That's if we make it to Ancient Greece.
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yeah and your ancestor too what's his name or she
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Carmelita: That's when me and Sly will meet our ancestors.
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and what's sly's greek ancestor's name
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Carmelita: That's what we're going to find out. And Peri, stay at the hideout! You want to blow our cover out here?
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i won't i wanna fight too
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Carmelita: Not to make you a wimp, but head back to the hideout. I can take care of myself, don't worry. Your job is to guard the hideout from any of the crooked cops and militiamen who try come after the gang. So wait there until I have the recon photos.
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ok*as i got inside and guard the hideout*thanks miss fox!
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