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Perithefox10 — Insane Battle In The Field
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Published: 2017-09-01 06:15:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 532; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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as i speed into the battle field to fight off cortex's mutant army as i beated them up 249 timesRelated content
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Sly: You use guns as well, Peri?
Carmelita: Such as grenade launchers, rocket launchers, shotguns, light machine guns, submachine guns, handguns, machine pistols, assault rifles, sniper rifles, automatic shotguns, automatic sniper rifles, a cannon, and a minigun?
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i can swipe my staff out and go fast and can dodge shooting here*as i swipe my staff out to show them*
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Carmelita: Aye caramba! You're a walking arsenal shop!
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More Titans arrive as they come at Peri.
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*as i speed up to them as i swipe them 340 times*
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And they all get knocked down.
Sly: Wow. Kinda like Dante from Devil May Cry.
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*as i did martial arts fights on them 542 times*
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All the Titans soon get knocked unconscious.
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*as i blast them away 300 miles*
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Sly: Whoa.
Murray: No way!
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yeah i am powerful*as sly and carmelita and the others where impressed that i did*
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Meanwhile, General Tsao and Mz. Ruby break out of Heathrow Prison and they find Cyrille Le Paradox's mutated corpse and they bring him back to life through their black magic.
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*meanwhile*so you guys and others what do you all think of me
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Crunch: Wow, never thought you'd be so freakin' strong.
Murray: I never knew you can be that fast and strong, even if you're a giant behemoth.
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yeah i was but*as i begin to sense*i sense black magic i think it's that roster and gator who revived that stinkin weasel
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Panda King: As I feared, it was General Tsao and Mz Ruby. I know Mz. Ruby when I once worked for my former master Clockwerk. And General Tsao is the ruthless ruler from the northern mountains in China, and he was responsible for plaguing the streets of China with undead hopping vampires, black magic dragons, and even abducting my daughter Jing King. Thankfully, she is safe with my younger sister. Apparently, his comeuppance by us stealing his treasure and Inspector Fox arresting him was not enough to teach him anything, and took his downfall in China absolutely personal.
Sly: By now, he's most likely swearing revenge on me and Carmelita here. So, if he wants to come after us, then we'll be ready and waiting for him.
Carmelita: Mierda, just when I thought Mz. Ruby and General Tsao wouldn't get any lower to reviving other criminals from the dead through necromancy.
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yeah i sense them that they are comming for us and carmelita what do you think of me
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Sly: Never would have thought that you can see into the future and sense their presences.
Carmelita: I never knew that you can see what they're up to.
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*as they came*oh no their here
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Sly: Maybe, but we still have a shot at taking them down.
Crunch: You guys sure know how to make a load of enemies overseas.
Sly: Yeah. Even Carmelita made enemies with Neyla and the Contessa.
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who is neyla and the contessa?
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Carmelita: The Contessa was the prison warden for Interpol, and she was a secret member of the Klaww Gang, the one Dimitri used to be a part of. Neyla's also a Klaww Gang member working for Arpeggio to infiltrate Interpol, AND she's the one who framed me for being in league with Sly's gang. She even betrayed the Cooper Gang and Interpol, including me.
Sly: She's not technically wrong with that fact. You were involved in the time traveling affair to save my family through time.
Penelope: I wasn't myself back then, because of Black Penelope taking over. But she's gone from my psyche.
Sly: Anyway, Neyla also betrayed and murdered Arpeggio when trying to become immortal through the Clockwerk Frame.
Bentley: That's true. And during the Klaww Gang affair, I was crippled from the waist down, but I got around with this handicap by outfitting and modifying this wheelchair.
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i know your ego reminds me of my evil twin
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Penelope: Yeah. And I would never turn on the Cooper Gang for no good reason, and Black Penelope was brought out of the back of my mind, due to Le Paradox's sociopathic manipulation.
Sly: Yeah, and he deserves a factory overload of payback for the artifact smuggling, willful disruption of the space-time continuum, and stealing the canes from my ancestors.
Carmelita: True, since he was mutated by Uka Uka's black magic and Dr. Cortex's science, he's also further empowered with Mz. Ruby and General Tsao's black magic. He'll be far more dangerous to fight head on.
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*as those three spotted us*
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General Tsao: There they are! The Cooper Gang and the weak policewoman!!
Carmelita: Excuse me!? Who's weak!?
General Tsao: You! Because you're a woman who doesn't know up from down!
Sly: That's it! Nobody talks to Carmelita that way. *points his cane at General Tsao*
General Tsao: Quite touching. A scion of the Cooper family falling in love with a weak policewoman!
Carmelita: There you go saying that again! *shoots her a bolt from her shock pistol, only for Tsao to deflect it with his shield*
General Tsao: Just as I was saying, weak policewoman.
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HEY NO ONE SAYS THAT TO CARMIE!!!!!...YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*as i swipe my staff as i pushed tsao to the ground and slice his shield in half as they fall to the ground as i step back**puffing in rage*
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General Tsao: My family shield, destroyed! And by a woman no less! This is an outrage! You shall pay!!
Carmelita: Speaking of payback, I'm gonna shut your trap up estupido askeroso!
General Tsao: You cannot hurt me, weak policewoman.
Carmelita: Wanna bet? *aims her shock pistol at Tsao and fires a bolt at him, only for him to deflect it with his black magic*
General Tsao: Like I said, you can't hurt me, woman!
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*as i did a ninja kick up in the air at him and leap up as i punched him 23 time back and fourth and to the ground*
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General Tsao: *growls as he pulls out a hidden knife and shanks it into Peri's back* Hah! You let your guard down, woman!
Sly: *wags his finger at General Tsao* Bad idea, Tsao. It will take more than that to put Peri down.
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*as i break the knife and throw tsao up into the air and did a ninja kick as he hits the tree* take that dark rooster looks like it's cock-a-doodle-do for you to the vantashian prison!
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General Tsao: *growls as he gets up* No one humiliates the powerful glorious General Tsao!!! Not even a woman!!! Taste my family's black magical arts!!! *sends black magic bolts and summons black magic dragons at Peri*
Sly: I don't think black magic will cut it, Tsao.
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*as i use white magic to use a force field to defend myself as the black magic and dragons and bolts hit on the force field they they missed*
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General Tsao: What!? How can that be!? *keeps shooting black magic bolts and summoning black magic dragons after Peri* Come on, at least smite the woman!
Sly: *smirking in amusement, watching Tsao blast away at Peri who easily deflects his black magic with her white magic* You're going to drain yourself dry of black magic at this rate.
General Tsao: Silence, Cooper! *throws a black magic bolt at Sly, who easily deflects it with an energy shield of his own* Haven't used that in a long time.
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*as i throw a white magic axol at tsao as his hit and got unchonchous*
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(Don't you mean "unconscious"?)
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(And can't you use the Shift Keys to capitalize the initials of every name, the starting letter of every paragraph, sentence, statement, or words? Though you did use the Caps Lock to type down what your fursona yelled when Tsao insulted Carmelita.)
Sly: And that takes care of that sexist Tsao.
Bentley: Ruby and Le Paradox are still in play.
Carmelita: I'll cuff and collar Tsao for using hopping vampires back in China, and attempted murder on Sly Cooper and myself.
Sly: I've got Le Paradox. *runs off to go after him*
Bentley: Peri, you worry about Mz. Ruby. Since she's born into a family of mystics, and wanted revenge on everyone who feared her as a child, she's probably want payback on Sly for taking her down and Carmelita for arresting and charging her on the grounds of creating an undead army in Haiti.
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(sorry)
well i faced voodoo too
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Bentley: Really? So you have experience in dealing with voodoo magic.
Sly: Last time I fought her, she set up a Voodoo Simon Says game for me to play just to keep herself amused. I don't want to deal with her, she gives me the creeps. It'll be hard enough for me to take care of Le Paradox.
Carmelita: *puts handcuffs on General Tsao* There.
Mz. Ruby: Hmm, I can sense your vibes Cooper Gang. Oh, and good to see you again Panda King, though I wish you hadn't joined up with them.
Panda King: It has been a while, Mz. Ruby. I have a greater sense of honor than you, and I am done with all the extortion, for good. I have a family to look after. However, it is not I who you will be facing. It will be Peri Longfox.
Mz. Ruby: Quite true. I can sense her White Magic. I thought all White Mages were long gone.
Panda King: That is what the rumors have said, but they are not technically wrong. A few of them were in hiding, dedicating to mastering the use of white magic, and using it to aid those in need. Peri Longfox, subdue her, but do not kill her.
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i'm a shadow hunter old women not a mage
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Mz. Ruby: Old woman, you say? You should speak for yourself, missy! You ain't so young yourself either! And you're more of a white mage than a hunter.
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Mz. Ruby: Yeah! And I can see your mouth a movin', but all I hear is "blah blah blah". After I'm done with you, I'll make Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox's skulls into cups for me to drink out of!
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never!*as i charge up to her and did a omega punch on her as she hits the other tree and goes unchonchious*how rude of you!!
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(Again, it's "unconscious", not "unchonchious")
Panda King: Thank you for showing some restraint, Peri Longfox.
Meanwhile Sly takes on the mutated Cyrille Le Paradox, and Sly is actually hitting him and dodging the mutated skunk's attacks, but Cyrille is getting madder each time he gets beaten down.
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(sorry i coulden't spell it right)
*as i come and see the fight as i watch*
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Cyrille Le Paradox: Hold still, Cooper! The more you move, the more it will hurt you! *keeps attacking Sly*
Sly: *keeps dodging and countering Cyrille's attacks* Sorry, I can't do that for you!
Cyrille Le Paradox: Hold still you little vermin! You're only making me angrier!! And the angrier I get, the stronger I'll get!!! *keeps chasing Sly in attempt to smash him, but keeps missing him*
Sly: Ah ah ah. Temper temper! You're losing your gentleman image! *keeps dodging Cyrille's attacks and whacking the mutated hulking skunk goliath with his cane*
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*as i shoot a omega blue fire ball at le paradox as he get's hit and falls off the cliff*beat it stink face!
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