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This one time I was like:"Oooh, wouldn't it be so cool to be able to knot cherry stems with your tongue?"
And my mom was like:
"Only whores do that."
And I was like:
Anyway, HA I just finished reading Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett the other day and it's definitely one of the best books I've read ever!
So I did a quick sketch of Crowley and Aziraphale and Aziraphale thinks 'haha, I'm so funny' though the truth is that no one says "tart" anymore. So yea.
Aziraphale and Crowley © Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
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"This one time I was like:
"Oooh, wouldn't it be so cool to be able to knot cherry stems with your tongue?"
And my mom was like:
"Only whores do that.""
HAHAHAHA XD
I`m a whore then!
I tried this summer and it`s not so hard. One knot, at least. I didn`t manage to do double knot but with practise I could get there.
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oh and Sebastian from Black Butler hehe. Crowley looking very snakey in this one, love it
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Tarts and clarinet players, of course, with all the double tonguing and reed flicking we do. XD Think either of them could play an instrument?
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My cousin can do it; he's a bit of a dog himself. XD
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This certainly qualifies as doing a "really weird thing" with one's tongue! Lol yes, Aziraphale -would- say that but now the better question is, how did he find out tarts could do that in the first place?
Sorta OT but I think it's a pretty cool skill too! Haven't met anyone who can actually do it though.
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Crowley would take that as a compliment, if it weren't for the archaic language. That's what offends him.
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D: I'm not a whore. lol. I've been able to do that for a while. :/
This is extremely cute! :3
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Ok...I still say 'tart'. I'm British, so I suppose that's an excuse/explanation...
But I can't do that with my tongue...perhaps I should try harder...XD
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Pssh, yea you get off scott free for using "tart" being a Brit and all- but if you live in the states, the word bears no relevance unless it's preceded by a "pop".
Yea, I need to get some cherries and practice too.
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I don't think a "poptart" has any sense in usual Brit english, although we have become corrupted by the evilness of the american language.
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Aw seriously, you guys don't have Pop Tarts in the UK?!!
(Haha, we're like a deadly virus...)
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Well we might...I'm not quite sure, being an expat for the last 12 years (I now live in the 'wonderfulness' that is France...XD)
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Poor Aziraphale and his pitifully archaic vocabulary. X3 He reminds me of those horribly cheesy commercials from the fifties with the housewife advertising an oven or something then the husband would come in all "LOL HELLO HUNNY" and they'd cue the fake laugh track. >.>
It's a no win situation for both of them. D: Maybe if the world had ended in a fiery blaze after all the funny humans were gone they'd be considered humorous and not just strange. X3
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Hahaha, he really is EXACTLY like that!!
He'd have to be the wife tho 'cause Aziraphale couldn't be straight even if he wanted to.
Also, you never know, maybe after a few centuries pass they'll be considered comedic genius!!
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He could try really hard though, and TV viewers all over would go WTF?
Oh god...could you imagine. Seeing crazy infomercials about badly re-mastered Aziraphale and Crowley comedy skits?
AND IF YOU ORDER NOW YOU GET AN ARGYLE SWEATER VEST ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
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Oh I'd so order now if that was the case;
I bet Aziraphale would be a sucky salesman though- Crowley would be the one doing all the talking, Arziphale would be the Vanna White.
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....HEHEHEHEHEHHE. YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
<3333 LOVE LOVE.
... and I can't do it D:... I tried. And my friend who is all: ABSTINENCE. KISSING? EW!
She can do it.
IRONY OH IRONY. WHY.
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That's MESSED UP dude- but then again, the irony's so great that I almost expect people who don't like kissing to have that ability.
I gotta try it again, I haven't had cherries in too long to remember if I can or can't...though I really can't fathom how one would even begin the knot.
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She says you just gotta practice! (hahaha, what?)
but she's like: just feel with your tongue!
HAHA. She has no idea how funny she sounds. But you SHOULD. And then you'd be like, a real champ.
And you can show off your skillz. That's what I wanted to learn how to do it for. *laughs*
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I have yet to try that, but it's nothing to be ashamed of, I'd love to be able to do that just because XD
Azi's a behind-the-times kind of angel, so I imagine he'll still be saying tart for a while yet...
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Oh yea me too, I'd love to have it too, even if it is a useless talent.
Yea srsly, and he'll still be wearing bowties too. (though I didn't put one on him...now I wish I did. 
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XDDD
MY goodness- WAY to hilarious XDD
I love Crowley's face XD
And Tarts~~~Demons? Is there truly a difference? XD
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You've only just read the BEST FREAKIN' BOOK IN THE UNIVERSE!
[/dies]
Sorry ^_^' I'm such a big Neil Gaiman fangirl - read one of the Sandman books and was hooked.
[/huggles her copy of GO that's been signed]
Glad you love it <3
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AAAh I know!! I'm WAY behind the ball on that one (though I am when it comes to most things 
But I'm so happy I've read it and gotten into Neil Gaiman, but DAMN- You have a SIGNED copy?! Friggin lucky- when did he go on tour?
Oh, have you read American Gods? I went to the store and got it today (though I almost didn't cause I didn't know it was in the friggin Sci-fi section!! 
(Haha, I went nuts trying to stop myself from buying the Crowley cover of GO (I've already got the Aziraphale one) and I get crazy when it comes to getting sets- I had to keep telling myself "Lex, it's the SAME book, the SAME BOOK, you already HAVE IT!" 
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He was in D.C. last year~
And the year before that, Prachett was here too :]
I got American Gods~ Of the books Gaiman's wrote, I missing various comics, most of The Sandman, Stardust, and the other one (can't remember right now).
I got The Graveyard Book which made me happy right up until the end xD I still don't see how it ended up in the children's section.
American Gods was wonderful. I hit myself over the head for missing stuff thought, ha ha ha.
I nearly did that for GO myself (I've got the paperback Crowly one). So, instead, I bought my friend the Azira one :]
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Aw that's so awesome!!!!
Ooh okay, so after American Gods, which of his books would you recommend me to read next? Heeheehee I'm so excited now!!!
Haha, they must do the dual covers just to mess with us.
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I suggest Anansi Boys (it was pretty good after I got to it).
My cousin liked Coraline, but I think The Graveyard Book (his new one) is absolutely precious.
The Dual Cover is for loveliness. And to get more money from insane fans xD
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Awesome, thanks dude!!!
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No prob :]
I love spreading the joy that is Neil Gaiman
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I love it! That's so perfectly condescending of Aziraphale, too.
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I'm lovin' this <3 XD Especially the coloring and shading!
hahaha, and the broken heart XD Poor Crowley. Shot down again. I always wanted to be able to unwrap a Starburst in my mouth and make an origami swan out of the wrapper in my mouth. o_O
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If you could do that, I'd have to stick you with a pin.
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bow chicka wow wow?
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More like "if you feel no pain you're a witch!"
But definitely bow chicka wow wow too.
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I'm not a witch ._. I just have extensive nerve damage from a spell gone awry.
I mean what?
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oh fabulous! XD aziraphale would definitely use the word "tart", it's true
(i can do that with my tongue too)
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Seriously?!!! Dude, that's so friggin AWESOME! I really wish I could do that (I don't care what my mom says, I think it's cool).
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