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peterdawes — Crimson and Proverbs
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Published: 2008-06-13 03:03:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 550; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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Description
ten pints of bloodescape the body quickly
when one punctures
the jugular
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Comments: 44
Vampire Punditry? Quite pointed, much a mouthful...
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Ive got a smiling smirk painted on my lips.
Simple and oh-so-effective.
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:in a standing ovation: All that I see here are blood red skies!
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Skies painted red, streaked with crimson lines which weep upon the city streets below. Blood is life and such is life for one like me.
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Definitely a well devised proverb! 'Bloody Brilliant!'
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*chuckles* Thank you kindly, my dear.
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Well, don't we get straight to the point?
This was a delightful read.
Excelently written.
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A bit direct, no?
Very tongue-in-cheek. I have a wickedly macabre sense of humor at times.
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The bit suits you, friend.
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you are very welcome, dear.
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But bloody is such a marvelous curse; I use it absurdly often as well.
Nice take on the matter.
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It is marvelous, isn't it? It sounds so. . . refined. . . while simultaneously being so crass. Much like me.
Thank you.
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:laughs at all the comments::
Time for a bite...I see!
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Are you offering, my dear?
I could never do that to you, sweet Leonie, rest assured.
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::velvety eyes twinkle::Vous oubliez, mon cher, je suis une vampire moi-même !
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My French acquaintance was so good to translate that for me. And how could I be so remiss as to overlook that, dear Leonie?
Then, I must restate the question. . . are you offering?
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:wipes away her perfume with fevered hands: The man in black is out again I see.
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He has quieted himself a bit more now. One must feed the monster from time to time, yes?
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Figuratively. And perhaps physically as well?
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Yes, both. Believe it or not, was actually referring to the latter.
All this talk of blood and not a drop to drink. That sort of thing. He creeps up a bit easier on me and whispers taunts in my ear when I am being negligent.
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Aww, now I'm hungry! Someone get me a really bloody steak..
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Yes, I can sympathize. Someone get me a really bloody. . . well, no, actually, just the blood will do.
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I'm sure I'll find a willing victim somewhere for you...
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Oh, I have my pick of willing victims. That, often, is the problem.
My appeasement shall have to be found in a glass. A toast to you, my dear.
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I'll allow you to use your imagination.
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A mix of both sounds quite nice.
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Does, doesn't it? Hmm. . .
. . . Maybe later.
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It would look gorgeous in a silver goblet..
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Ah, that made me giggle. I really have a twisted sense of humor but I suppose that is a good thing or else this would not have amused me. Haha, yeah that made very little sense. Again, awesome work. I am happy I gave you an idea, lol.
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Imagine the twisted sense of humor that gave birth to this. Be careful what ideas you place inside the mind of a vampire.
I am glad you enjoyed it.
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Haha, be careful what ideas you give me 
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Hesitate before attempting to join the ranks. Rest assured, it is not all that it's cracked up to being.
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Oh believe me, I know. I think I've been vampiric for some time now, lol.
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You do not know for sure?
I'm made quite aware of it every time I pass a being with a pulse.
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If you read it in the right frame of mind it's quite comedic
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It was an attempt at comedy. Albeit a very dry one.
Thank you.
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