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So yesterday, were eating dinner at Dennys and playing our respective pokemon games when she brought up that I could MAKE Feebas eggs instead of GTSing Feebas all the time since the people on GTS are morons...Anyway that made me think about my Eevee and Ditto in the Daycare...and hows there's an egg there every 3 seconds which brought me to the conclusion that my Ditto is a Sexaholic. It can't be anyone elses fault but his....
Example: I was breeding Manaphy and Ditto to get Phoine but the daycare guy was all "Dude, your two pokemon HATE each other" and I was all damn, I gotta get another Ditto then, then he was all oh....here's their egg....*stares at tainted egg* Angry sex....Ditto raped my Manaphy.....
So now Eevee is there the WHOLE time and I can only imagine what's going on.... Vicki and I were laughing our faces off at this theory and shouting things like "It's sore" and "please, no more" .....aaah good times.
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OOFMF In reply to PhoenixG2 [2019-03-25 02:11:37 +0000 UTC]
oh fuck
I made this comment literally a year ago.
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EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 02:58:17 +0000 UTC]
If I was the Eevee...
I would be terrified of Dittos forever
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Umbreon411 In reply to EeveeTMI [2019-09-19 10:40:24 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, she gonna get PTSD
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 03:10:38 +0000 UTC]
Good thing I'm a Vulpix XD
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EeveeTMI In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-02-06 03:48:03 +0000 UTC]
Uuh...Ditto is still out for you
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 04:07:18 +0000 UTC]
......fffffffffffffffff-
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 04:15:21 +0000 UTC]
*grabs your hand- er- paw*
Run.
*runs*
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 04:22:10 +0000 UTC]
*RUNS MUCH FASTER THAN YOU*
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 04:27:48 +0000 UTC]
*TRIPS YOU AND RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!*
SORRY!!! π
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 05:13:53 +0000 UTC]
*uses ice beam and freezes it before it does anything*
RRRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 05:26:33 +0000 UTC]
*uses flame thrower on your tail so you run faster*
HURRY!!!
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 05:46:23 +0000 UTC]
I think...we're safe...
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 06:08:53 +0000 UTC]
We're NOWHERE NEAR ANY Dittos... they don't come around here..
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 06:10:51 +0000 UTC]
*finally catches my breath*
Sorry bout the whole, trip you thing...
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InkySquidmin In reply to EeveeTMI [2017-02-06 06:16:47 +0000 UTC]
Yay :3
Also sorry, I should put that out...
*your tail is still on fire, your to exhausted though*
Here...
*uses ice beam on it*
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-30 02:00:40 +0000 UTC]
Hello there m8, ya running from a ditto
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-30 05:28:51 +0000 UTC]
Correct π
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-30 18:34:05 +0000 UTC]
*transforms into Ditto* 0w0
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-31 02:48:01 +0000 UTC]
*freezes you*
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 03:04:29 +0000 UTC]
*transforms into regice* *breaks out* *transforms back* Bro, I could do anything I want. Now...
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 18:33:40 +0000 UTC]
*slapes Vulpix* don't do that, it's creepy
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-31 18:49:43 +0000 UTC]
*burns you*
Don't stalk EeveeTMI, you here me.
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 18:52:17 +0000 UTC]
*transforms into Carracosta* Fire ain't doing anything bro. And how could I "here' you. Now, it's time to start
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-31 18:53:28 +0000 UTC]
*uses Sheer Cold on you*
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 19:20:30 +0000 UTC]
*transforms into regice* I can't be defeated
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-31 19:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Grrrr!!! *uses Shadow Claw*
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 19:52:52 +0000 UTC]
*transforms into Sylveon* lol
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InkySquidmin In reply to ThePixelSharkGamer [2017-08-31 19:57:59 +0000 UTC]
That would still hurt you, Shadow Claw is a Ghost type move, Sylveon is a Fairy type PokΓ©mon, it would still hit.
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ThePixelSharkGamer In reply to InkySquidmin [2017-08-31 20:46:21 +0000 UTC]
oh shit *leaps*
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