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PhoenixG2 β The Ditto kept going
Published: 2007-06-26 18:39:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 20182; Favourites: 278; Downloads: 138
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So yesterday, were eating dinner at Dennys and playing our respective pokemon games when she brought up that I could MAKE Feebas eggs instead of GTSing Feebas all the time since the people on GTS are morons...Anyway that made me think about my Eevee and Ditto in the Daycare...and hows there's an egg there every 3 seconds which brought me to the conclusion that my Ditto is a Sexaholic. It can't be anyone elses fault but his....
Example: I was breeding Manaphy and Ditto to get Phoine but the daycare guy was all "Dude, your two pokemon HATE each other" and I was all damn, I gotta get another Ditto then, then he was all oh....here's their egg....*stares at tainted egg* Angry sex....Ditto raped my Manaphy.....
So now Eevee is there the WHOLE time and I can only imagine what's going on.... Vicki and I were laughing our faces off at this theory and shouting things like "It's sore" and "please, no more" .....aaah good times.
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I'm not...a freak? The other Vulpix call me that...
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*yawns tiny snowflakes*
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*blushes a little*
S...Sorry...
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*hugs you*
First pokemon friend.... ^^
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Poor eevee ill save you hey ditto the ditto looks around ak47 to the face
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You shot the eeveeΒ
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It used protect and this time I shot the ditto
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You're in denial. Bro, you shot the Eevee. Not cool man. It's clear that dead Eevee there is by your gun.
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I check to see if its alive and it was only taking a nap so then I put it in my back pack so I can't hurt it and chainsaw the ditto the eevee hops out of my backpack and smile at me
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There are multiple things wrong with that.
1. Why would it suddenly take a nap?
2. A chainsaw can't kill a ditto
3. You shot the eevee, HOW COULD IT BE ALIVE?!?!?!
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That's in your imagination, dude, it's literally a bloody mess right over there. Bruh, just stop denying it, you shot the eevee
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This isn't fun anymore
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I know. It stopped being fun when you said "It used protect and this time I shot the ditto"
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Are you serious right now would you rather I said "I danced in the dead eevee'e blood and feasted upon its organs?"
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I was just joking dipshit. You think I would actually want that moron. When I mean that it stopped being fun at that part, I mean I hate it when people try to change something drastically.
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So yeah, flip u.
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ditto: mmmm your so good i will sex you Eevee
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I'M DROPPING THE R BOMB r34 in a nutshellΒ Β
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You want to talk about "keep going"? Try shiny hunting!
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I still hate bringing my ditto at daycare Β hes always cruel to pokemons females Β
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Mine to dittos are pretty much rapist
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Go on ditto don't listen to eevee just keep going
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no *hits ditto with a chair* LIKE A BOSS!!!
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Every time I see an Eevee I think of big boss
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Poor thing D: . That's gotta be abuse or somethin'.Β
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i'm just just so guilty i feel bad for my pikachu ....i'll never see ditto in the same light again...
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I can see the fear in Eevee's eyes
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It's not rape.... it's surprise buttsecks XD.
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(maybe Ditto is the one who get raped)
after all, we kinda force him/her to breed every rare pkmn we have, even if it's a fat venusaur, and the rare pkmn would be quite surprised to see another pkmn of the same specie (ditto transform before breeding), so my theory is that ditto is the poor guy of the story.
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The disquieting thing is that Pokemon in the same Egg Group do it even if there's HATRED between them...
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b-but my Typhlosions in the day-care........
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That poor Eevee...!
And I agree--the people on GTS are irrational. I mean, who the HECK can get a Reshiram or Zekrom that's under level-9?!
~Myra
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Exactly... DX ~Myra
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Of course... CHEATS ~ShinyΒ
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And not everyone has an action-replay. ~Myra
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I used to have one, but I kept on dropping my DSIxl and now it doesn't work anymore .3.
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Mine just up and vanished. XP ~Myra
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XP I got mine from Best Buy .3. IT WAS THE LAST ONE IN SOCK I WAS LUCKEH
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Yes you were. ~Myra
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