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PhoenixG2 β The Ditto kept going
Published: 2007-06-26 18:39:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 20183; Favourites: 278; Downloads: 138
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So yesterday, were eating dinner at Dennys and playing our respective pokemon games when she brought up that I could MAKE Feebas eggs instead of GTSing Feebas all the time since the people on GTS are morons...Anyway that made me think about my Eevee and Ditto in the Daycare...and hows there's an egg there every 3 seconds which brought me to the conclusion that my Ditto is a Sexaholic. It can't be anyone elses fault but his....
Example: I was breeding Manaphy and Ditto to get Phoine but the daycare guy was all "Dude, your two pokemon HATE each other" and I was all damn, I gotta get another Ditto then, then he was all oh....here's their egg....*stares at tainted egg* Angry sex....Ditto raped my Manaphy.....
So now Eevee is there the WHOLE time and I can only imagine what's going on.... Vicki and I were laughing our faces off at this theory and shouting things like "It's sore" and "please, no more" .....aaah good times.
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Maybe your eevee is the sexaholic. Who knows?
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I feel bad for leaving my Espeon in the Day Care
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OMG you left your Espeon in the daycare letting it get raped too?
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I took it out a few years ago though .-.
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Mine's still there
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I almost never leave a PokΓ©mon with Ditto anymore because it bothers me. I make sure I catch a female PokΓ©mon.
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poor eevee, I was thinking the same thing with my Eevee
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I FEEL BAD FOR MY POKEMON NOW! THEY HAVE BEEN MOLESTED DX
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i read the descripion...
epic win...
my poor lucario XD
im glad im not pokemon and my trainer isnt a ditto breeder...
and that poor manaphy XD
+ any pokemon + daycare= (gettin it onnnn)
i love this pic
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I love this
Ditto is such a Rapist
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I feel like a bad person now
i had a ditto and a eevee in the daycare since i got them and now all pokemon i got are eevees and its evolutions i threw out all the rest
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My vaporeon can never do that with any of my dittos
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O_O eevee no....WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?!
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Omfg,this is so pervert,i don't mind XD
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Haha, yep. The good ole' poke-days. Ditto is a egg-making God. . . or Goddess? o_O
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A horny hermaphrodite if you will.
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HAHHAHAHAHAH! This is awesome!
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OH NO DITTO IS GONNA RAPE MY VAPOREON
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This is what I was thinking when I was breeding an entire team of Pokemon with one ditto. My poor sneasel... I'm not huge on breeding (Some people get over 300 eggs from ONE Pokemon before they're happy) but it did take FOREVER to get an eevee with the right nature. Not kidding, 2 boxes of eevee, and ONE that had a decent nature.
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*grabs Eevee and run* you guys are sick O_o
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Ahhhh I hate people!!!!! Who does that that just makes me feel bad for all pokemon man!!!
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everone wants a Eevee i guess.
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oy if you ever want a eevee ill breed it for you lolz i breed them all the time even if i spend a hour riding up and down the road and epic win!
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Some things will just never be right, not matter how or why you justify them. amirite?
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Damnnn!! Now I feel terribly sorry that I forced my Pokemons to breed with Ditto.
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Aw, that's so sad yet funny. XD
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I bet that's how my eevee feels...188 eggs and counting....
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xD
This is exactly why I always make sure I get a female Eevee.
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Thats one of the few reasons I don't usally use Ditto for eggs.It hurts the widdle pokemonz
Another reason is because I want to see the outcome of breeding with two different pokemon for moves.
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It's not rape, it's instinct...
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its true, ditto will breed with pretty much anything
its weird though, two voltorbs can't breed, but a ditto CAN breed with a voltorb to get a voltorb O_o
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omfg o.o i left my evee with a hirl one nooooooo ..................... they had five eggs ;D
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Poor eevee, and you know the same can be said for my ditto with my eevee... A egg everytime i turn around. I forgotten how many eggs they made. theres that many
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LOL!! Poor Eevee! Ditto the rapist.;-; I swear I get the fastest breeds from my ditto.xD One time, I breed my vulpix with a ditto and the daycare man said they didn't get along. Then after like, 10 minutes of wondering around the place trying to find some pokemon (bored) and then I came back to check on them and suddenly he was all like, "OH! ITS YOU~! Your pokemon had an egg!" and I was like, "wtf...they hated each other!"
Yeah, angry sex. No doubt lol! My poor Bulbasur.T_T IT'S ALL MY FAULT.*shoots self*
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Edit: Meant to say "My Poor Vulpix." xD I don't know why I said bulbasur.o-o; xD
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OMG HOLY CRAP! I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY EEVEE TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IM COMING LITTLE EEVEE! and did you know that ditto can breed with BOTH genders?! holly molly.0_0
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lol. i always thought breeding was bad for ditto making it breed with everyone.
great job.
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Hahahah xD Its true, Ditto should go to a sex addicts meeting or something, he/she is a beast!
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Why is this so popular... you guys are sick.
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i found out that if u put a swalot and a solrock in the daycare u get a koffing C: dont ask how that worked it just happened one day when i was bored.
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