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PhoenixG2 β The Ditto kept going
Published: 2007-06-26 18:39:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 20204; Favourites: 278; Downloads: 138
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So yesterday, were eating dinner at Dennys and playing our respective pokemon games when she brought up that I could MAKE Feebas eggs instead of GTSing Feebas all the time since the people on GTS are morons...Anyway that made me think about my Eevee and Ditto in the Daycare...and hows there's an egg there every 3 seconds which brought me to the conclusion that my Ditto is a Sexaholic. It can't be anyone elses fault but his....
Example: I was breeding Manaphy and Ditto to get Phoine but the daycare guy was all "Dude, your two pokemon HATE each other" and I was all damn, I gotta get another Ditto then, then he was all oh....here's their egg....*stares at tainted egg* Angry sex....Ditto raped my Manaphy.....
So now Eevee is there the WHOLE time and I can only imagine what's going on.... Vicki and I were laughing our faces off at this theory and shouting things like "It's sore" and "please, no more" .....aaah good times.
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Yeah, I think everyone just leaves a Ditto at the Day Care so they can breed it. It's not like Ditto's really useful for anything else.
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Jeez it's a joke, get a sense of humour.
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.....................eevee.....noes!!!!!! why is it alwas the eevees....
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ROFL SO TRUEE!! DX I put a turtwig in there with ditto cuz i wanted an egg for GTS to trade for piplup. When i got my egg I quickly went into the daycare to take it out again,the daycare lady went sorre you got an egg, I was like wth I just made less than 10 steps?!?
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It's partially eevee's fault it has to put up with dittos because females are so hard to come by XD
I SO totally do this in my games too! My ditto's, like, level 70 now, just from staying in the daycare center |D
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mine could kill a small planet by blinking lol
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Awww Poor Eevee 
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oh ditto is humping eevee so hard
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THAT IS SO FUNNY! ANGRY SEX! My two Nidoran where the same way... they didnt like each other but they has babies every time I turned around.
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lol
sorry Eevee
Moar kitty says "MOAR!!"
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ROFL I recently bred my feebas trying to get the right natures for evolution- for being so rare they breed LIKE RATS.
Plus I hooked up my Swampert with a random corphish, apparently she isn't too fussy- but seriously...how the heck would they mate? I means she's so big she could just eat him Black-Widow style 0_o
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O.O your ditto is weird...
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man thats really good artwork and great humor!!!!^_^. it took my friend a while to get it!
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Two Ralts I transfered from Sapphire to Diamond are sexaholics, they've filled five boxes with eggs. Now they're a Gardevior and Gallad,e but still can't get enough of each other. Lol, but, anyway, the pic is hilarious! Poor Eevee!
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xD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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pooor eevee!! lol. Ditto aught to go to see a doctor
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he'd prolly rape HIM
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OMG! Lol! I feel the same way about pokemon breeding! LOL!
Lol.. I was playing Crystal, and I went to the daycare center( It was both, male and female pkmn, of course, but I just can't remeber the species) And I saw the guy out there and I was like ".. okay? what's wrong?" So i talked to the guy and he was all " Your pokemon had an egg" and i was like 
WATCHA TALKING BOUT WILLIS!??
Seriously! I was dying of laughter
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Again and again!
Now I have like, 20 Azurmarils!
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Haha... that's like my feebas/magikarp couple that love makin' babies. My feebas-whore pops one out every 200 steps or something.
I had an eevee that made eggs from level 5 to level 30 with her leafeon man.
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Wait sec ...if you can't breed a ditto with a ditto..where do Dittos come from? And where do unbreedable legendaries come from?
=O
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............Asexual Reproduction?
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Nah I think Legendaries breed sexually. They just like to have private and aren't stupid enough to fall for a ditto.
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Is it possible to breed two dittos? .____.?
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Knew it wouldn't work. It was an HTML graphic of two dittos on top of each other.
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dunno maybe u should try, u can do it with every other pokemon so i dont exactly know
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i was wondering that too!!! XD
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Oh, I tried.....no XD
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aawwwwww... poor evee : (
Oh and ditto raoed MY Manaphy too!
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holy crap man for it to hurt thats a lot of fucking
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..Oh man. xD My own Ditto-whore has made babies with far too many PokΓ©mon to count, the most with my Charizard because I want a shiny Charmander. >_> It's had sex with him 121 times so far. >_>
Ahhhh, Dittos are useful.
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JESUS CHRIST!!! Poor Charizard @_@
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