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Published: 2007-06-26 18:39:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 20191; Favourites: 278; Downloads: 138
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So yesterday, were eating dinner at Dennys and playing our respective pokemon games when she brought up that I could MAKE Feebas eggs instead of GTSing Feebas all the time since the people on GTS are morons...Anyway that made me think about my Eevee and Ditto in the Daycare...and hows there's an egg there every 3 seconds which brought me to the conclusion that my Ditto is a Sexaholic. It can't be anyone elses fault but his....
Example: I was breeding Manaphy and Ditto to get Phoine but the daycare guy was all "Dude, your two pokemon HATE each other" and I was all damn, I gotta get another Ditto then, then he was all oh....here's their egg....*stares at tainted egg* Angry sex....Ditto raped my Manaphy.....
So now Eevee is there the WHOLE time and I can only imagine what's going on.... Vicki and I were laughing our faces off at this theory and shouting things like "It's sore" and "please, no more" .....aaah good times.
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MetalMindSam In reply to ??? [2009-03-06 18:02:44 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I think everyone just leaves a Ditto at the Day Care so they can breed it. It's not like Ditto's really useful for anything else.
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LunarTheUmbreon In reply to iSnow123 [2009-09-25 09:07:13 +0000 UTC]
Jeez it's a joke, get a sense of humour.
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linklink55 In reply to ??? [2009-01-28 04:37:42 +0000 UTC]
.....................eevee.....noes!!!!!! why is it alwas the eevees....
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Nyrietta In reply to ??? [2009-01-27 13:30:06 +0000 UTC]
ROFL SO TRUEE!! DX I put a turtwig in there with ditto cuz i wanted an egg for GTS to trade for piplup. When i got my egg I quickly went into the daycare to take it out again,the daycare lady went sorre you got an egg, I was like wth I just made less than 10 steps?!?
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Naoko-Plush In reply to ??? [2009-01-08 18:18:55 +0000 UTC]
It's partially eevee's fault it has to put up with dittos because females are so hard to come by XD
I SO totally do this in my games too! My ditto's, like, level 70 now, just from staying in the daycare center |D
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PhoenixG2 In reply to Naoko-Plush [2009-01-08 19:38:03 +0000 UTC]
mine could kill a small planet by blinking lol
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PichuLover In reply to ??? [2008-11-15 00:24:41 +0000 UTC]
Awww Poor Eevee That Ditto has gotta be majorly horny or something
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I-love-kenny In reply to ??? [2008-09-20 00:58:30 +0000 UTC]
oh ditto is humping eevee so hard
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janiceghosthunter In reply to ??? [2008-09-14 07:30:50 +0000 UTC]
THAT IS SO FUNNY! ANGRY SEX! My two Nidoran where the same way... they didnt like each other but they has babies every time I turned around.
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okamilord In reply to ??? [2008-09-02 00:57:50 +0000 UTC]
lol
sorry Eevee
Moar kitty says "MOAR!!"
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Amikuq In reply to ??? [2008-08-31 06:54:51 +0000 UTC]
ROFL I recently bred my feebas trying to get the right natures for evolution- for being so rare they breed LIKE RATS.
Plus I hooked up my Swampert with a random corphish, apparently she isn't too fussy- but seriously...how the heck would they mate? I means she's so big she could just eat him Black-Widow style 0_o
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LeviathanDemon In reply to ??? [2008-07-17 02:19:29 +0000 UTC]
That poor Eevee.....but I don't think I've ever heard a funnier story!
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supermonkey34 In reply to ??? [2008-06-09 03:42:46 +0000 UTC]
O.O your ditto is weird...
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spanishninja13 In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 23:36:01 +0000 UTC]
man thats really good artwork and great humor!!!!^_^. it took my friend a while to get it!
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Wolfprintz In reply to ??? [2008-04-16 20:40:42 +0000 UTC]
Two Ralts I transfered from Sapphire to Diamond are sexaholics, they've filled five boxes with eggs. Now they're a Gardevior and Gallad,e but still can't get enough of each other. Lol, but, anyway, the pic is hilarious! Poor Eevee!
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ColdplayaChris In reply to ??? [2008-04-09 01:23:44 +0000 UTC]
xD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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luvlifeandliveit In reply to ??? [2008-04-03 17:58:56 +0000 UTC]
pooor eevee!! lol. Ditto aught to go to see a doctor
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PhoenixG2 In reply to luvlifeandliveit [2008-04-03 18:32:27 +0000 UTC]
he'd prolly rape HIM
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DivineNightShade In reply to ??? [2008-01-27 22:12:27 +0000 UTC]
OMG! Lol! I feel the same way about pokemon breeding! LOL!
Lol.. I was playing Crystal, and I went to the daycare center( It was both, male and female pkmn, of course, but I just can't remeber the species) And I saw the guy out there and I was like ".. okay? what's wrong?" So i talked to the guy and he was all " Your pokemon had an egg" and i was like
WATCHA TALKING BOUT WILLIS!??
Seriously! I was dying of laughter
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were-demon In reply to were-demon [2007-10-04 02:00:08 +0000 UTC]
Again and again!
Now I have like, 20 Azurmarils!
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albinoshadow In reply to ??? [2007-09-09 05:47:10 +0000 UTC]
Haha... that's like my feebas/magikarp couple that love makin' babies. My feebas-whore pops one out every 200 steps or something.
I had an eevee that made eggs from level 5 to level 30 with her leafeon man.
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shark112 In reply to ??? [2007-08-29 21:13:59 +0000 UTC]
Wait sec ...if you can't breed a ditto with a ditto..where do Dittos come from? And where do unbreedable legendaries come from?
=O
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PhoenixG2 In reply to shark112 [2007-08-30 16:19:42 +0000 UTC]
............Asexual Reproduction?
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shark112 In reply to PhoenixG2 [2007-09-04 17:51:32 +0000 UTC]
Nah I think Legendaries breed sexually. They just like to have private and aren't stupid enough to fall for a ditto.
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shadowcatGC In reply to ??? [2007-08-22 00:59:17 +0000 UTC]
....
Is it possible to breed two dittos? .____.?
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kanlashkan In reply to shadowcatGC [2010-06-04 07:17:36 +0000 UTC]
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kanlashkan In reply to kanlashkan [2010-06-04 07:22:29 +0000 UTC]
Knew it wouldn't work. It was an HTML graphic of two dittos on top of each other.
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KosovaRed In reply to shadowcatGC [2009-03-11 04:27:31 +0000 UTC]
dunno maybe u should try, u can do it with every other pokemon so i dont exactly know
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Magic-In-fur In reply to shadowcatGC [2008-09-06 21:37:05 +0000 UTC]
i was wondering that too!!! XD
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PhoenixG2 In reply to shadowcatGC [2007-08-23 16:11:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I tried.....no XD
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Dawn-Fan-147 In reply to ??? [2007-08-08 23:40:34 +0000 UTC]
aawwwwww... poor evee : (
Oh and ditto raoed MY Manaphy too!
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jackslover666 In reply to ??? [2007-07-29 23:28:22 +0000 UTC]
holy crap man for it to hurt thats a lot of fucking
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NezuKunoichi In reply to ??? [2007-07-19 13:25:49 +0000 UTC]
..Oh man. xD My own Ditto-whore has made babies with far too many PokΓ©mon to count, the most with my Charizard because I want a shiny Charmander. >_> It's had sex with him 121 times so far. >_>
Ahhhh, Dittos are useful.
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PhoenixG2 In reply to NezuKunoichi [2007-07-23 17:11:04 +0000 UTC]
JESUS CHRIST!!! Poor Charizard @_@
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