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You know what would go great with that? A corpse of Anne Frank with bullet wounds in her body because it's hilarious making fun of people who were tortured and did absolutely nothing wrong right?
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I support what you're trying to do, but blasphemous works like this are not even worth getting offended about.
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I wouldn't call it blasphemous, since I'm not Christian, nor does it really offend me, but I learned that the hard way already
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Well, I've seen pixelegion's gallery, and it seems like deliberately offensive/blasphemous stuff...not sure what they're trying to achieve, but I've learnt not to take offense when it's not worth it regardless
I thought you were offended, or at least it seemed you were trying to stick up for Christians.
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I was, but the reason I don't like jokes like these is because Jesus died in such a horrific way that it doesn't even seem humane to make fun of. It's like making fun of Ayn Rand of a victim of the witch trials
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Well, there are two approaches to who your precious Jesus Christ actually was. The first is a lying arrogant bastard who would walk around his land hiding behind the popularity of his cousin, and threatening people with an imaginary "Father" he never had. That alone is more than enough reason to kill the pricky turd just the way people did when they got done with his heavenly lies.
The second is a demigod who died because he wanted too and nowadays is cowardly hiding along his "Father" (God), who doesn't give a damn about what happens to anyone. We're not sure you know, but so many shit happen to so many people everyday, and neither faggot Jesus nor his dad Santa Claus do anything, so why should we give a damn if they fucked the little bastard real good before crucifying him? Anyway he could have called his "Father" if he wanted to. If your zombie boyfriend is a masochist, fuck both of you.
So yeah, both way we are really happy that he died the way he did. It's what should happen to all hypocrite liars who want you to bow down before a crazy god without a single proof of it.
And anyway, if you truly believe your God can do anything at all, try going to the middle eastern with a 9 feet cross on your hand and calling stupid the people who don't believe you. But make sure you buy a one-way only ticket, cause you will be coming back in a coffin with the cross shoved on your asshole and a smile on your face. Exactly like your precious Jesus Christ died!
But this is silly. Christians are spoiled ignorant children picking up fights because their lollipops are being taken away from their assholes. They know their God is not real, which is why they are such cowards. "Oh, my precious baby Jesus can do anything, which is why I am afraid of walking in dangerous roads like any atheist would be." "Oh, the almighty God rules above all, so I'm going to lock my car and avoid parking near the slums, cause I know if the car is stolen my God cannot even buy me a new one." This is how they are. They know God is useless, they just want to pretend they believe It to pick fights on the internet. Arguing is useless.
So just gather ALL your biblical bullcrap along with your precious Jesus Christ and shove it up your ass until it Fucks the Holy Ghost inside of you. Your myth is neither wanted nor welcomed here.
Fuck your lies, fuck your threats, fuck your God, fuck your Holy Ghost and fuck yourself too.
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First of all, it's not MY God. I'm not Christian and I made it very clear to Pixielegion that I wasn't, but I guess you missed those comments didn't you. Secondly, you talk with the same arrogant, bigoted, intolerant views as Christian fundamentalists. Thirdly, NO ONE deserves to get nailed to a cross. NO ONE deserves that. I don't care if he did lie, and why would he lie in the first place? Who lies about something knowing they're gonna be executed for it in the first place, and who would make up about such a controversial story of Jesus (like those who wrote the bible) for knowing they would get executed. Who in their right mind would just make up about something like that in that situation. It doesn't make any sense. And finally, there's a third option you forgot to count on, and that's that Jesus may have been a very spiritual man, so spiritual he became god-like the way boddhisatvas do, and the evidence for that is the fact that all of the supernatural stuff happened AFTER the 40 days and 40 nights of discipline in the desert. That, I think is the most likely thing that did happen.
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Dude seriously, anyone can lie about that supernatural stuff so easily that Superman is way more convincing than Jesus Christ ever was. But hey, if the bastard wants to brag about the fact we’re very glad his lies about his imaginary Father ended up killing him, tell Him to come this way and talk about it. If He can’t, that’s sort of agreeing He was just a useless liar like all preachers nowadays are.
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I don't know who you are or who you think you are, but given your abhoring deviantart name and the fact that your account started today suggests to me you started this account just to tell me all of this. I'm guessing you never even touched the bible because it sounds like you have no idea what Jesus ever even said.
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That's a fantastic idea!!! Except..wait...Anne Frank was a real girl? So...hmm. Thanks for commenting
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historic…
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Oh no. Oh lord no! We were wrong. Wikipedia says Jesus was real. We'll be taking this down shortly. Thank you so much for your comments and for setting us straight.
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Do you always troll your opponents with obnoxious sarcasm instead of actually trying to prove your point or am I a special exception?
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Well, you technically are the troll.
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Not really. I was illustrating a point when I made that comment to you. Think what you will of it but my intentions were far from harassment.
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Okay. But I didn't come on a picture you made and start slinging shit. You came on my picture, commented, and started slinging shit. I've only commented back. I may be a troll of fundamentalist christ-insanity, but you are trolling my page. Continue to do so. I seriously don't care, but at least be honest with yourself. Have a blessed day.
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I didn't realize trying to make a point that you shouldn't make fun of people who were tortured in some of the most horrible ways qualified as "slinging shit" but whatever. I wasn't trying to provoke anger but a debate. I was hoping you would provide a challenge for me but I guess not. I guess I'll just see you later then.
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Sorry to disappoint. I forgot I had left the "Please Debate Me" sign up on my profile. I'll make sure to take that down and put up the "Go Fuck Yourself" sign as soon as possible. Thanks for point all this out. It's made me a better person. Seriously. Thank you.
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Glad to help. I didn't realize you, like are the type of person who likes to post controversial pics and yet is afraid of being proven wrong by those who wish to have an intelligent debate with you. Goodbye.
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I'm not afraid of anything. I'm simply not sure what you're even trying to prove? That Jesus was real? That people really died on crosses? That cats are bad? I don't understand, but I'm certainly not afraid. Hello.
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Let me be clear on my point: There is some historicity to Jesus. He did exist but how he existed is the question. However, it has been accepted he was a man who was baptized and went out preaching his views and was executed in a very similar way, by the romans, that it describes in the bible. Now if that type of torture is something liberals, satanists, and atheists think is funny to make fun of they might as well make fun of Anne Frank getting captured by the nazis and the victims of the Witch trials, spanish inquisition, khmer rouge, and every other atrocity and murder in history.
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I don't want to make fun of Anne Frank, and I don't understand why you keep insisting I do.
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I never said you make fun of Anne Frank. I'm saying making fun of Anne Frank is no worse than making fun of a man who was beaten, whipped, humiliated, and nailed to a wooden cross for hours before finally dying, a man who said nothing but beautiful things to his followers, and before you ask, no, I'm not Christian or religious. I'm agnostic pantheist, but I have enough respect for Jesus to say he shouldn't be made fun of like this.
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He didn't say "nothing but beautiful things" and I'm sorry the picture upset you so much.
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It doesn't upset me. I really don't give a crap. I just thought I'd engage debate with you about something but I can see you're not interested. But I am interested to hear you name me one bad thing Jesus ever said. NAME ME ONE.
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He said he'd send people to hell. He said to be willing to leave your family for his sake and that he came not to bring peace but division.
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You misinterpret that quote. He wasn't saying any of that. He was simply stating that peace would not come with his teachings; that he is there to speak the truth, regardless of the violence, controversy, and conflict it may bring.
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Fuck you man. I studied this shit at university. I was made to keep a journal on scripture daily. Don't come on here talking about your interpretation of that swill. You can both go fuck and crucify yourself just like your precious Jesus for who you have a massive erection. I get it. I'm terrible and you are a better person than me. Now. Plug your anus and get the fuck off. Stay and I'll just keep coming back with silly replies until you realize you said you didn't care a while back.
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Great counterargument man. Have fun in your little echo chambers. Buh-bye
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Obviously, because I realize now you're not worth my time. Instead of taking to consideration alternate interpretations to that quote, which by the way is the quote right here
Do not think that I came to bring peace on Earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it. (Matthew 10:34–39 )
which I doubt you knew despite the fact you learned this stuff in a university, which proves little to nothing, you decided to just spout curses at me. You don't need a university to learn these things and getting good grades at a test doesn't automatically prove you're an expert on it. I bet nearly all US politicians were straight A students and they don't know shit
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Joe. I know you're a badass. It's right there in your name for jesus on the cross's sake. So I know. My question is do you use scented or unscented douche to clean your vagina?
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Well that wasn't a very polite thing to say to somebody simply asking a question. Now you obviously use scented (for obvious reasons) but what scent in particular? Is it 'Jesus Christ Fresh' or that new 'Cruci-Fiction' fragrance the Christian teenagers are currently raving about? Joe, you're a badass and know so much more than most about history, but that doesn't mean you can't tell us which douche you prefer for your vagina.
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Obvious troll is obvious and I already told you I'm not Christian
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Joe, what douche is your fave to use?
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Hello Christian. And the douche you clean your vagina with is...?
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got in trouble for having this as a wallpaper as school....and people ask me why i hate going to a christen school
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You literally just made my day! Fuck your dumbass teacher. You know who you are and that is what matters. They obviously do not. Appreciate ya!
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