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XD if you lived in england.. maybe...
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Β Hrmm.
What would you do if you and I (both wearing paper bags on our heads so we don't know what we look like) were sucked through are computer screen and into the middle of a world meeting?
D'you wanna act it out maybe? Β
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o.o uhhhh i dont know
and sure...
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"Where the hell am i?" Lexis looked around is surprise
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"Who the hell are you?" Anna screeched pointing at the other girl in the room. "I was just watching Hetalia and now I'm here! And what the FrUK is with the paper bag?!"
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"We were just watching, and Bam!" Lexis explained, giving sound effects.
"Any way you can help us?"
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Anna looked around, bag still on her head, but the eyehole in the back. "Wait, who we talkin' to Fraulian?" (Girl in Germanesey)
She took off the bag, short, wavy brown hair tumbling out. "Holy Roman Empire...... What the yebat?"
(Bad word in Russian Hint~ F- Β
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(*thumbs up* Thanks for teaching me it~ XD)
Lexis also removed the bag, revealing her longer, black hair and dark skin.
"Oh my god, so what now?"
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That's when we noticed we were sitting on two men.
countriescountriescountries
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Lexis leaped form her sitting postion, and to the table, "OHMYGODIMSOSORRYAREYOUOKIDIDNTMEANTOHURTYOUPLEASEDONTKILLMEIMSOSORRY!" She quickly apologized to the englishman she was previously sat on, bowing her head, and blushing in shame.
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Anna on the other hand....
"OHMYGOD,GETTHEFRUKAWAYFROMME!!!!! RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE!!! TWEEEEEEEET!"
Had landed on our favoriteΒ Frenchman, who had a certain look on his face.
During all the screaming, she had somehow ended up next to Lexis, who was on the other side of the table.
I have glasses, shoulder length brown thick (brushing sucks) hair, I am not skinny, but not fat, (I'm....medium?) and I'm 5'5. I has the pale skin.
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Lexis sweatdropped as the little nation, Sealand dragged her off to her portable island.
((I wear glasses, they're pretty big and theyre black, black thick curly hair that goes down to the middle of my back but a bit shorter since i had it trimmed today XD, im medium too i guess XD im about 1.25 meters, dark-ish skin >.> ask TheChubbyGilbird for a better description i suck at describing shit XD))
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"No! Don't leave me!" Anna grabbed Lexis's arm, held it in a death grip, and pulled her back. "Don't leave me with the perverts- I just realized who we're in front of." Anna, still holding Lexis, shrunk back when she saw a tall, German infront of her. "We're in......" She looked to Lexis. "Are we......? Maple! What the hell is going on?!"
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"I-I... th-th-think.... y-yeah..... p-p-please dont h-h-h-h-hurt us...." Β Lexis turned her head to Anna, then to the german. "Oh dear god help me" She whispered
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"Wait! I have an idea!" Anna whispered to Lexis. She stood up, a random scarf appearing around her neck. The lights flickered out and the room got cold. She turned towards the countries.
"Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol....." She was Koling and giving a Sweden stare. How the hell was that possible?!?
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Lexis was actually creeped out by that.... Germany just facepalmed and turned the light back on. "Vhat zhe hell?"
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Anna shrugged. "I don't know. Now, who are you people, and why do you," she pointed at everyone. "Look like Sweden, Belguim, Russia, Italy, Spain, 'Murica........" She kept on naming.
Germany's eyes got wide. "Zey know!"
America stood up and grabbed us....by the waists. "THE HERO WILL INTERROGATE THEM!"
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Lexis screamed before being knocked out by a pipe that struck the back of her head.
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Anna turned to a certain Russia and screamed in her girliest. "OMG, Belarus! Russia said he wants to, like toats marry you!"
Then she was knocked out by a burnt scone hitting her in the back of the head.
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Lexis soon awakened to find herself in a cold, dark room, died and blindfolded to a chair, "HELP ME!" she started screaming, soon realising she was aolne.
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The door opened, and footsteps were heard. After a few seconds, of what sounded like rubbing paper against paper, the footsteps retreated, and the door closed.
"So...." A girl's voice began. "Uh...Sup?"
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"H-Hello?" Lexis stuttered a bit, scared of what they might do to her.
((look up Shine Bright Like A Doitsu)) ((XD its a thing..))
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"Uh..My names Anna.. I take it you were watching Hetalia and are suddenly here?" Anna's voice rang out.
Shine bright like a dia-DOITSU!
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"Yes..." was all she said, her head felt light, barely able to hear anything, or speak for that matter.
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"Hey, try to keep talking, it will keep us awake. We don't know if any France's are in the room." Anna joked lightly, feeling light-headed as well.
"I could go for some YouTube right now...."
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"Who are you?" Lexis asked, confused, she had lost part of her memory because of the impact from the pipe.
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"Uhhh, I'm Anna....." The blackness was confusing the two girls. "And we're not alone." Anna jerked suddenly, and the chair began to tip forward. "Nononononononono- javla!" She face planted into the floor.
"Wow. This is a very comfy floor! Would the other eight people like to join me on it?" She asked sarcastically.
"Ve~ I wanna join her!" An annoyingly high pitched voice sang out, followed by what sounded like a belly flop.
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Lexis remained confused. "What brought me here?"
"What happened?" "Who....." Β Β Β Β
"who am i?"
was the last question she asked.
((What language? you sure know alot of it~ XD))
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Anna was silent for a moment. "For the love of GerIta, who used a chertov forget-me-stick on her!?" A hand grabbed the blind folds and took them off.Β
Meanwhile in Asia...
South Korea was petting his tiger when he heard what sounded like 'HOLY FRUK WE REALLY ARE IN HETALIA!'
'Hmmmmmmmmmmm, oh well!'
Back to the girls.
Chertov-Russian for Fruking
Javala-Swedish for Fruk or Fruking
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Lexis blinked, "What? Where are we? Its so dark.." Confused and slightly traumatized, lexis was trying her best to free herself from the grip of the rope that held her against the chair. Pointless.
Oh yah Javala.. heard that from Pewds XD
but u speak them?
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The blindfolds were taken off both girls, and in the room were 8 people, one of which were on the floor, alongide the brunette. Anna started screaming at the men to set her upright.
When she was set up, the questions came.
'Who are you?'
'How do you know about us?'
'Become one with Mother Russia, da?'
'Ohohohon, these girls are cute, non?'
"Shut, UP!" Anna yelled. It became quiet. "My name is Anna, I know about you because you are from a Japanese anime, not right now, and SHUT THE FRUK UP, FRENCHIE!"
"So, this is Japan's fault?"
"No, it rearry wasn't me! I've never heard of Hetaria!"
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"W-Whats hetalia?" she asked again "Guys what the fuck is going on here?!" she was raising her voice a bit higher this time.
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"Woah, hey dude, calm down!" A blonde man with glasses and light blue eyes spoke up. "Stop freaking out! You were the one who landed on Iggybrows's lap!"
"Hetalia is an anime from Japan where the countries of the world are personified. It's basically a huge parody, that focuses on WW2, and makes jokes about Americans being fat, English people sucking at cooking, and other stereotypical stuff. There is a huge fanbase and yaoi pairings, like GerIta, FrUK, UsUk, PruCan, RoChu, and so on. Also, a lot of fangirls have said yes to becoming one with Russia. Any more questions, class?" The last part was said sarcastically, but the rest left everyone speechless. They said yes..... to Russia?Β
"Also, a word of advice, stop being jerks to Canada. His 2p will mess you up."
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"...so... w-were in an anime??" she asked quitely. This had triggered something in her lost memory... "Hey... wait.. I remember something... I dont remember what they look like.. but i remember knowing her.. i remember someone called... Anna...." she gasped a bit.
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"Holy crap on a stick, are you Lexis?! From DeviantArt? That's so FrUKing cool!" Anna screamed, just about making everyone go deaf. How she went from nerd to, well, American, was beyond them all!
"Remember when you told me about the time you and ChubbyGilibird were in line for a rollarcoaster? I was wheezing from laughing so hard!" Anna's movements were kinda jerky,being Italian and all, she wanted to talk with her hands.
"Oh, and yes, we're in an anime. Good thing it wasn't Attack on Titan, or we'd all be dead!"
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"I'm lexis?" She pointed to herself... *BAM!* thats when she remembered who she was. "Lexis! I remember now~!" she smiled. "She hugged the american who's name she didnt know yet and Anna, "Thhaaannnnkkkkk yooouuuu guyysss yoouurrreee sooooo aaaammmmaaaazzziinnngggg~!!!!" then she turned her head to see a man, with blonde wavy hair that came down to his chin, his arms out to hug her. She liked hugs so she decided to give him one. But she then realised her big mistake when his hands settled on her butt... She struggled but it was no use from his iron grip. "sir.... please... let go of.... my butt... and me..." She sqeaked quietly.
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That's when a certain Frenchie got an idea. He untied Anna, who was to busy watching the other scene play out, picked her up, and let's not go on from there...
"HOLYFRUKLETGOOFME! HELPME! RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE! TWEEEEEEEEET!TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
The words 'Help me' triggered something ina certain hero, though....
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Lexis remained silent in shock, doing nothing but blush a bright red, so bright it would but spain's tomatoes to shame.. The other nations watched as he carried her, bridal style, to the bedroom. And just before he closed the door and chuckled, "Save me." was what she mouthed to the others.
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"GODDAMMIT!" Anna kicked France where the sun don't shine, and as he writhed in pain, she looked to the other nations. "And that is why my dad makes me take the goal kicks! Now to save Lexis!" And she marched out of the room.
"Bloody Hell, that girls are insane!"
"Thank you!" She screamed back. "I get that a lot!'
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"Uhh.. thanks..." she was still in shock, traumatized about what she'd seen in that room... "I think i need to talk to someone about what happened.... it was... horrible... so... terrifying.." she shuddered, nearly crying as her virginity was almost taken away by stranger.
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The nations came into the room, to see America K'Oed on the floor, blood on the walls, and Lexis sitting on Anna's lap, who was petting her hair and hugging her.
"The bloody hell happened? What did you-" England was cut off when Anna flipped him off.
"You should probably get him a doctor....... and a therapist." Anna gave a coy grin after that, and went back to comforting Lexis.
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"Anna... He took off his... pants..." The trauma was too much for lexis, she was shaking, which some of the nations found pretty amusing.
"O-O-Ok.. thanks for letting me know... that bloody git of a little brother.." arthur grumbled the last part under his breath..
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Anna looked furious. "I'm gonna use Switzy's gun and shoot the hell outta him, and when I go to jail, you'll be sitting next to me thinking, 'That was kickass!', kay? And I'll borrow Cooba's nukes, and nuke the #$%@ out of anyone in my way." Anna stared up at the nations, a manaic's smie on her 12 year old face. She had that look that gave even Sweden chills.
She hugged Lexis tighter. "You're like my little sister! It's so cute!"
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"Bloody hell, she's insane! She's going to kill us all!" England screamed as he ran out of the room, however Italy was just oblivious to the whole situtation and would just continue with his 'Ve~!!'s. Russia twitched, Anna reminded him of a younger sister he had... Most of them were just scared shitless really..
"Th-Thanks.." Was all she said.
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" You think you can get up now? I think we would get along better with the countries if they at least knew a little more about us." Anna spoke soothingly, glancing up. The only countries still in the room were a creeped out Russia, an oblivious Italy, Germany (to protect Italy), and Japan(same reason as Doitsu).Β
Anna looked at them, and gave her most sincere apologetic smile, which basically said 'sorry about the whole nuking thing, but I'll still do it if I have too.'
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"s-sure.." she replied quickly, moving off her friend.
she mustered up as much rage as she could to try and not sound weak and feeble, "Y-Yeah! I'll do it too, you know! B-Because.. i.... am..... .... awesome!" but it only came out as a stuttered whisper.
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"Screw Prussia and his 5 meters! We're the most awesome people in the world!" Anna yelled, fist bumping.
The two new friends walked past the 4 others in the room, all of whom were confused. Anna glanced back at them. "I think we can talk now, Duetschland." She said the last word in a mocking way, looking the German in the eye. Her's were full of mischief, and something darker that sent chills up his spine.
They walked into the meeting room, which they somehow knew the way, and opened the doors. The rest of the countries were in there, and Alfred was now awake, holding a tissue to his nose.
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Lexis actually felt a bit sorry for the american. "Sir, are you ok?" she would always talk to people politely, no matter who they were. At least, she tried her best to...
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Anna watched as Lexis approached the personifaction of America. Her grip tightened around the chair she was next to.Β
'If he tries anything, I'm gonna....'
"Oh, hey dudette! How's it goin'? And I'm fine! Just, keep scary Russian girl away from!" Alfred said, glancing at the smiling girl.
"Actually," Anna began. "I'm mostly Italian! My full name is Annabella." Anna laughed. The looks on their faces were priceless.
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Lexis went with a slight "heh heh.." she smiled a bit.
"excuse me, but is there any way we could return to our homes?" she said quietly, like Canada, which is how she usually spoke.
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Britian looked over at her. "I supose we could check, love, but we still need to know how you know about us. You said something about....anime?"
"Ugh, do I have to explain this again! Why can't we play HetaOni?!" Anna said in an irritated voice.
"Ve~ What's-a HetaOni?"
"Heheh, you really wanna know? Okay!" Anna went into a very detailed explanation. Let's just say no country was gonna sleep for a long time.
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