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Even lexis was slightly creeped out... but Anna's mentioning of 'Anime' had triggered a part of her memory to return once again.
"Oh i remember!" she said, her soft voice a tiny bit louder this time.
"Axis Powers Hetalia.." she started. "An anime made by Hidekaz Himaruya.. Basically... me and my friend here, anna, were watching it, and then some wierd shit happened... and Bang! we were here.. i honestly dont know what happened, she was at my house, we were watching it on my laptop, thats all..."
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"Oh! Wait! I remember I had my backpack on, and it had my computer and my phone in there! Did it come with us?" Anna asked hopefully.
"Hai, it did. I berieve that America took it." Japan answered.Β
"No, I took it! Why does everyone think I'm him, eh?" A whispery voice spoke up.
"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! IT"S CANADA!" Anna screamed, glomping the Canadian. "My friend and I were making up ship names, and we mad Annada!" She was talking so fast it was hard to understand her.
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Lexis giggled "did we?"
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"Pretty sure we did! Tehre was also Japanna, Romanna ,Britanna, and Austrianna. But I can't remember any of yours." A few of the nations who were mentioned were blushing from embaressment.
"Anyways, I wanna show you pictures on my phone and computer! And thank you for my bag, CANADA!" Anna began to shuffle around her bag until she found her computer. "I know what to show you! The Nordics have such great sining voices!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWoUrDβ¦
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(omg i have that song downlaoded on my ipod lol)
"Hey... I.... I like Mr. Prussia..." Lexis mumbled shyly, blushing alot.
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"OooooO! Prussis? OR Lexsia? Yay! Lexsia!" Anna then began fangirling with Japan and Hugary.
"Kesesesesesese! Of course you like me, fraulien!(girl) I am ze awesome Prussia!" He said/screamed, slinging an arm around Lexis.
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She blushed hard, her all Β time crush was so close to her, even though he had never spoken to her. "Y-Yeah.." was all she squeaked.
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"Kesesesesesesesesese! My awsomeness has this effect on people!" Prussia laughed. He then heard whispering in his ear. "If you hurt her in anyway, I'll do worse then just cut your 5 meters off...." Anna said in an eerie voice. She then turned around. "So, like Lexis said, is there anyway to get us home? Like the Magic Trio or something?"
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"vell..." germany started.
"Ve vill have to do a little bit more research into it before ve can get you home, because even ve have to idea." he explained.
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"Oh...okay!" Anna said, a little dejectedly. Finland came up to her. "What's wrong?"
"I was gonna cosplay with a few people this weekend." She responded.
"As who?"
"The Nordics...... They're probably my favorite group. I was going to be Norway, and I was gonna show Lexis my costume, so I have it with me..." Cue blushing Anna.
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Lexis also remebered, "Oh, and i was... going... to do... female... Prussia.... I had some stuff in a bag with me to, like the cosplay, make up, wig, and stuff.." She blushed harder.
"OH MEIN GOTT YES!! I DEMAND YOU TO SHOW ME YOUR AWESOME COSPLAY!!" Beamed our favourite prussian. *not*
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Lexis grabbed Anna and brought her into the nearest restroom (How they knew where it was is beyond us.) and they began to change.
"I swear to God, Hungary and JApan are going to take pictures of us, and I'm gonna start spazzing." Anna said, as she put on a skirt.
-WITHTHENATIONS!-
Prussia and Denmark were acting as tough they had just drank 50 barrels(Sve!) of coffee, Finland was excited, Sweden looked no different, Iceland was eating licorice, and Norway was wondering what girl him looked like.
Oh, and our favorite Japanese and Hungarian people had their cameras out.
"Uh..." Britain said. "Is anyone else worried?"
At least Β a third of the room's occupant's hands went up.
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"Sh-Should I go? I-Im s-s-s-s-scared..." Lexis stuttered, nervous, inwardly crying from stagefright.
( i have rlly bad stagefright >.> )
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"Uhh, just go over Light my Heart in your head, and you'll be fine." Anna said, shaking. "But..." She put the paper bag over her head. "I'm inwardly dying right now."Β
They two friends walked towards the door. "Let's do this." And they opened the door.
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Lexis revealed her brand-new outfit which she had just bought the previous day, then smiled a bit. "So, opinions?" She said it so quietly out of embarrasment, no one heard her.
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Anna walked in, bag still on head, and heard Lexis talking. She looked down. 'The hell did I agree to this?!? I probably look like a moron!' Suddenly, the bag was ripped off her head. "Woah~! Norge, girl you is hot!" Denmark yelled. Anna walked up to him, and started pulling on his tie, choking him. Her face was flushed a bright red. The rest of the Nordics were just staring at her. Anna bent her head down in embaressment, still holding the tie of a choking Danish man.
'Dammit...'
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Lexis repeated. "So, What do you guys think?" in a slightly louder voice, which the gaping prussia now heard.
"YOU LOOK LIKE ZHE MOST BEAUTIFUL FRAU MEIN AWESOME EYES HAVE EVER SEEN!!" Gilbert sang, as he glomped her.
"Th-th-th-thank you..." she whispered.
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Anna looked over to Lexis. "If you need me to kill a bicth, just tell me~"
She was the glomped by Finland. "You'resocuteohmygosh! SokawaiiandChristmasiscomingsoon!" Sweden was death glaring. "Y' st'le m' w'fe." Anna went over and hugged Sweden, Finland still gushing out randomness and Christmas.Β
Anna let go, and was picked up by Denmark. "Nope! Put me down! England, make your horny horse save me! Of Norway's troll, I don't care!"
"Prussia, get Lexis over here!"
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"B-But-!" She then paused when the prussian kissed her cheek.. "U-U-Uhh.." she flushed a bright red. Brighter than the sun... Then Gilbert stood up, helped her up and gave his trademark laugh "Kesesesesese~ You're so cute~!" he then hugged her tightly.
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"So vhat are ve gonna do to zhe two fraus?" Prussia asked. Denmark set Anna down. "Okay, do cute poses they do in anime or whatever!"
The two cosplayers looked at him. "So.. something like this?" Anna lifted on leg up to her back, bent her head to the side, and put her hands under her chin. She then gave the best puppy eyes and said "Teehee! Cookies!" In a high pitched voice. Random sparkles, streamers, and kittens suddenly appeared from nowhere.
"Uhh, Lexis? Remember those nose bleeding clean up jobs we faked having?"
Japan, Hungary, Finland, China, and more! were lying on the ground having nose bleeds.
"K-Kawaiii...." The Japanese man muttered.
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Lexis giggled, she put one leg up on a chair, then pointed her thumb at herself, and said in an unusally large voice, "YOU SHALL ALL FEAR MY AWESOMENESS KESESESESESESESESE~!!!!"
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And Prussia joined the floor of nosebleeders.
"Should we help them?" Anna thought aloud, tapping her foot. "We could........ OR NAW!" She screamed. Her and Lexis high fived. "Do you wanna go hug Russia?"
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"I'm not so suureeee..." She said quiet, again. She had a lifelong fear of russia. She wasnt sure why though...Β
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"Oh well~" Anna ran over to Russia and bear hugged him. "I love you!" She squealed in the way a kid who got a machete for Christmas would. Russia just stood there, a small smile on his face, and put a hand on her head. Anna suddenly perked up. "Oi, America? Can I ask you something?"
America looked startled. "Uh....sur thing dudette! Just don't kick me in the Florida again.."
"Do the states have personifications?" That got everyone to shut up and turn to the American man.
"Uhhhhhhhh......"
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"Hey Gilbert...." Lexis started.
"Ja?"
"I... Want to stay here.... with you..." She blushed.
"V-Vhat? U-uhhh... Β sure but what'll youre friend think?" He became a little flustered by this..
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Anna raised her hands up in a goal motion. "IS GOOD! But I will not hesitate to use a frying pan on you!"
"H-Hey, Anna? Do you want to stay with us maybe?" Tino asked.
"AWWWWWW! That's so cute! #Scute! And yes, I will," Anna glanced up at the other Nordics. "If that's okay with the others."
"M' w'fe l'kes y'u, s' I d' t''."
"Whatever."
"YEAH A GURL! SO COOL!"
"....fine."
Anna smiled and looked to Lexis.
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"I'd like to stay... alot..." She squeaked, and hugged Prussia lightly.
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"That's so cute, it gave Hungary another nosebleed." Anna said in her best Norway voice. The two girls looked at each
other, and smiled.
"So.....bout them states...."
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"Oi~ Gilbe't!! Vhat do u 'sink u a'e doing viz Lexis?!" An angry frenchman called just as the Prussian was about to steal a kiss from Lexis.
"Well she is mein girlfriend, aren't you Lexi~?" ((These are my fricking fantasies everyday XD)) She nodded.
"B-But please dont start a fight francis... i can be your fr--" She was quickly interrupted when he pointed a gun at her.
"Zhat is not my point! Humans a'e not meant to have 'elationships vid nations, and vise ve'sa!" Lexis was stunned, would he do such a thing to a girl? No it couldnt be...
Before she could even start a another sentence.. *BANG!* He shot...
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Everyone went silent.Β
"I'M GONNA FU(KING KILL A BITHCH TODAY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Anna screamed in rage. She lunged at the Frenchman, but was held back by Sweden and Denmark. All the other nations were to shocked to do anything but stand there dumbly. Anna screamed again. She sounded more animal than human.
"Anna, please calm down!" Finland and Iceland pleaded. Norway put a hand on her shoulder, trying to comfort her. A thick black and nauseating aura was coming off her in waves. Even Belarus and Russia were scared shitless. She then went completely stiff, and smiled. But not like the 'Super Kawaii' like earlier. This smile was full of insanity.Β
"Okay, France. If that's what you think, I guess Jeanne d'Arc was just a stupid human like the rest of us, eh?" Anna/a psycotic demon smirked, and let out a chilling giggle. "I guess it was a good thing England burned her at the stake."
Yes I just pulled the card!
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Lexis's bearthing slowed.. "Anna.... Help..... me..." Was all she could say. Even she was scared, more than the rest of them. Her life had flashed before her eyes as she started crying "I'm sorry.." But was she going to die?
(SHITS GOIN' DOWN!)
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"Lexis!" Anna ran over to her friend, some blood pooling on the ground. France had sunk to his after hearing the psycotic girl speak. "Mon Dieu......vhat 'ave I done?"
Anna sat down, and took Lexis's head in her lap. "I, uh, need y-you t-to stay awake, g-got? Prussia, talk to her!"
Anna wasn't crying, but she sure as hell thought she was. Blood was pooling on the skirt Anna was wearing, and was kixed n with Lexis's hair.
(IT'S GOIN' TIMBER!)
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"I... Dont... know... if... I.. I'll.. make it.." groaned. "It hurts so bad..help me..." she held the prussian's hand.
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"Hold on, frau. China and Norway got wraps and other awesome stuff to keep you alive." Prussia said, squeezing Lexis's hand. Anna, on the other hand, wasn't so calm.
"USE YOUR MAGIC TO KEEP HER ALIVE, DAMMIT!" She was screaming at the Magic Trio.
"Okay, okay! We'll try something. Prussia, we need you to move." Romania spoke.
Prussia looked at Lexis, and reluctantly let go of her hand. The trio got in a circle around her and stretched out their hands.
"Lobortis erat non mauris non mauris mauris ut sanitas et alia verba terribilis.
Ego unum infernum pincernam victos.
Stultus es, et omnes, maxime quod rana cruentum.
Sana puella hac causa si mortua fuerit, et non interficiat nos daemon puella.
Lexis started to glow.
Sancti stercore baculo Splendida nunc illa.
Piano erit invisibilis.
Praesent venenatis scitis.
Illud non credere?
Jack la'Toya
Michael Janet
Dumbledora Rimor!"
(Translated from Latin to-)
Words of awesome healing blah blah blah and other shit.
I am one hell of a butler, losers.
All of you are stupid, especially that bloody frog.
Heal this girl, cause if she dies, the demon girl will kill us.
Holy shit on a stick, now she's glowing.
The invisible one will be a piano.
It's magic, you know.
Never believe it's not so!
Jack la'Toya
Janet Michael
Dumbledora the Explorer!
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Lexis had been saved just in time, she had started breathing again... Β Her eyes opened, and she was met with the light of the confrence room, and everybody looking down at her. She coughed. "What... Happened?"
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Anna glomped Norway. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" She squealed. She got off the embaressed Norwegian and bolted towards Lexis. "FranceshotyouintheheadandyoualmostdiedandIalmostgottokillhimbutthentheMagicTriosavedyouandIlovetheNordicssomuch what?" Anna explained, extremely fast. "That last part was random......heheh." She scratched the back of her head sheepidhly. "I'm just glad you're okay."
"Frau! You're okay!"
(Try reaing that!)
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"Yeah... I guess... Thanks you guys~ Wow, I thought i was going to die.." She still looked a bit frightened and was shaking, but she did her best to smile. And was now recieving yet another glomp from the prussian.
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"So, now what do we do? Just had a drama overload right there......... Sing the you-know-what song? DIg a hole and bury France alive? Or do you need to rest?" Anna asked, going into helluva mother mode.
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She glanced over at the frenchman. She looked at the floor. She paused. She looked at Anna. She looked at the others. "Whatever you want." was all she said after five minutes.
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Anna smirked. "Japan!" Said man looked at her. "Hai?" "Look at this." SHe threw him a list of pairings and the anime.
"Also," *Song starts playing* "You know, Lexis, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous..." Anna's smirk grw bigger. "You better sing with me~!"
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"I-I-I.. I dont know the words..." She mumbled quietly..
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Anna gave Lexis her phone. "I pulled up the lyrics. I know you know the tune, we've watched the video like, 100 times. And....go!~"
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She starts mumbling the words "hey, do i have to do this? I cant sing..." But she was ignored, so she decided 'if u cant beat 'em, join 'em~' and so she really got into it.
(she really got into it... read that on its own and imagine the scenario in ur head XD)
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"So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little somthing like this~" Anna put her evil grin on.
*plays version with the character's pictures*
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"lets go~" She smiled as the song started.
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"I think I love you more, than the Japanese love tentacle porn! And we should dance dance dance d-d-d-dance, to these stereotypes!" Anna sang, causing Japan to blush and bow his head in shame. Some of the countries were snickering.
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She sang along with her now clean costume (which the Magic Trio helped her clean) She started dancing, and indeed she could dance!
((i cant fucking dance i look like shit lol))
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Many of the nations had their faces covered up in shame adn were beat red. Others looked ike they wanted to strangle the two girls, but one look at Sweden made them stop.
"Kesesesesesesesesesesese! Zey didn't metion ze awesome Prussians!" You-know-who yelled, hugging Lexis! "Frau, you have a vonderful voice!"
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She blushed as crimson as her lover's eyes. "D-D-Do i... r-reallY? I... d-d-d-doubt that...." he stuttered like an idiot.
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Anna put a hand around Lexis's shoulders. "Yeah you do~ Did you take lessons? Oh! We should show them Hetalia!" Anna quickly got distracted and pulled up Netflix. "Gogogogogogogo! Sweden looks extremely weird in the first episode, more like Pewdiepie with the hair color."
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