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TID3000 [2014-01-09 06:39:47 +0000 UTC]
Poor twilight, we all know celestia only needs you for her immortality
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richfiles In reply to ??? [2014-01-09 05:57:36 +0000 UTC]
Ha! Enjoy Trixie's "upgrade", though painting the trash does nothing to make it any more appealing. Trixie enjoyed the film instead! Seriously, why would Trixie even bother with such long winded, eye straining drivel when an Applewood flick is clearly a superior medium! You are far too attached to these worthless, dusty old things anyway! Honestly, Trixie simply can not understand why you would actually shed tears over a worthless old book! Tears! REALLY! Princess my flank! Be a MARE and show some dignity! Trixie is always dignified, and certainly above bawling like a foal over a dumb book! Why The Great and Powerful Trixie has more dignity in her...
STOP!!!
H-how could you Trixie...
Y-you're evil incarnate!
The Devil in a mare's coat!
I... I... can't even fathom why you...
Hmm...
Spike, come here! Please. Take. A. Letter.
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Dear Princess Celestia
I am dealing with a traumatic act committed against me by a pony, and need your advice.
You know how ponies are always afraid that if they do something to displease you,
that you would banish them and then imprison them in the place you banished them to?
I need to know how that whole rumor got stated and where that place is, if indeed real.
Also, could I possibly use that place?
Always your faithful student and friend,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
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OK Spike, go ahead and send it to Princess Celestia.
Gulp...
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In Canterlot
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Sister, Hath thou received correspondence from Twilight Sparkle!
Oh, how we do so verily enjoy being graced by the wit of her quill and pot!
Hmm... Oh my! How serious!
*gasp* Tis trouble, sister?! Pray tell our dear friend is safe!
What of our other friends! Prithy they too be naught in peril's way!
Oh, it is serious indeed if Twilight is asking me about this!
Somepony has clearly vandalized a book, it would seem!
...
wait... what?!
Oh Twilight!
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SHADOWtheHEJHOG In reply to erowa [2014-01-09 08:29:24 +0000 UTC]
Wish I could thumbs up in this comment section.
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PrinnyWesker In reply to SHADOWtheHEJHOG [2014-01-12 22:51:29 +0000 UTC]
Agreed, there should be a like button for comments like this.
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DeJiKo07 [2014-01-09 05:57:31 +0000 UTC]
Trixie has done the inexcusable; drawing doodles in books is the most abhorrent of things to do especially if Twilight sees it!
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Cecil475 [2014-01-09 05:51:41 +0000 UTC]
How evil! She made Twilight cry!
My dad feels the same way, favoring the Kindle e-reader over real books. I like real books because they don't need battries, or the need to be recharged. I like the kindle because I can put fimfiction and other text documents on them and read it on the go.
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Sturmlion1 In reply to ??? [2014-01-09 05:40:12 +0000 UTC]
I refuse to believe that books are a dying media. People will always use them because in the end only one thing will matter. Books, paper, they don't need to be recharged or have batterys.
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ShadowWing09 In reply to Sturmlion1 [2014-04-07 22:40:28 +0000 UTC]
I wish I knew how to add pictures to comments on this site, because THAT comment is worth the applauding gif
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Sturmlion1 In reply to ShadowWing09 [2014-04-08 02:58:16 +0000 UTC]
Wish I knew how too. And its true, every word. That's spelled out on electronic media your reading on a screen.
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PrinnyWesker In reply to Sturmlion1 [2014-01-12 22:44:27 +0000 UTC]
I don't believe they're a dying media either for the exact same reason you specified. When it comes down to it data can be lost or corrupted, a machine could break, or batteries could die but a book is always going to be there.
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Cecil475 In reply to Sturmlion1 [2014-01-09 05:52:38 +0000 UTC]
I don't think real books aren't going anywhere, anytime soon.
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Zafiro2jol In reply to Cecil475 [2014-01-09 06:52:43 +0000 UTC]
Me too, withouts legs, it's pretty hard .
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Cecil475 In reply to Zafiro2jol [2014-01-09 08:50:09 +0000 UTC]
Wait! Legs?! Actually they do that. My copy of 'Masters of Doom' sure have. It grew legs and ran off. I still can't find that blasted book.
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Kitmaro [2014-01-09 05:39:23 +0000 UTC]
Trixie's gonna get turned into a potted plant for this.
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OJhat [2014-01-09 05:24:03 +0000 UTC]
where's the sequel where twilight destroys the no good book mutilator to parts?
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allen-mikk [2014-01-09 05:21:30 +0000 UTC]
A... first edition...
no,nonono.
BURN HER! BURN HER TO UNLIFE AND THEN DEFECATE ON HER ASHES!
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Centaur71 [2014-01-09 05:20:22 +0000 UTC]
I remember we used to do that to our math books back in Junior High School
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F0xridley [2014-01-09 05:14:29 +0000 UTC]
I must agree with Twilight here. Why did Trixie have to take it out on that innocent book?
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mouseanderson [2014-01-09 04:57:33 +0000 UTC]
I agree with Twilight. (unless of course it is Twilight or new moon, Than go Trixie)
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mounstroso In reply to ??? [2014-01-09 04:52:54 +0000 UTC]
LEARNED; Rule #1: NEVER DO SHITTY THINGS ON BOOKS FROM SCHOOL PROPERTY!
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cajobif In reply to ??? [2014-01-09 04:34:14 +0000 UTC]
Trixie: I'm not the devil. I'm Trixie!
Twilight: You know that you have to pay a fine for ruining a library's book?
Trixie: Pfff! Like I'm going to... W-what are you doing?
Twilight: I put you in my "ban for life" list...
Trixie: What? Trixie is too important....
Twilight: Gna gna gna.... You're in now. Then... I give you two days coming with 3,000 bits...
Trixie: What?!?!? How many? Are you out of your mind?
Twilight: By your little flipbook work here, I no longer have a head..
Trixie: I can't pay this huge amount of money!!!
Twilight: Oh? So... I'm going to make... a compromise... *grin*
Later that day.
Spike: Uh... Twilight? What's Trixie doing with that cleaning lady uniform? Is she....
Twilight: Good news, Spike! You have a new assistant.
Spike: Huh? I don't need one...
Twilight: Of course you do. Especially the dirtiest jobs...
Trixie: I can hear you from here!
Twilight: I don't care! Make that floor shine!!! You still have three years of duties before this book is payed! So, go back to work!!!
Trixie: Argh!!!
Spike: Three years? Seriously?
Twilight: Not really. Once I find a spell for removing these damn drawings she put in that book, I'll keep her two more weeks. Then, I'll kick her out.
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QuantumBranching [2014-01-09 04:33:44 +0000 UTC]
Well, I guess the nurse is going to have to put on those rubber gloves again soon...
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PrinnyWesker In reply to QuantumBranching [2014-01-12 22:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Haha, well now I can't stop picturing her with a cartoonish book shaped bulge back there.
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WritersShadow [2014-01-09 01:47:26 +0000 UTC]
You say your head reattaches when you flip it? Good! You're gonna need it!
Oh police! You would never do such a thing...
What did you say? I can't hear you with your head so close to the ceiling. Watch out. You should start levitating by yourself. It really hurts to let your head fall down to the floor like that.
*Screams, then runs out of the library, body first, head right behind*
Did you really chop her head off Twilight?!
Of course not! I just created a time-space-rift where her neck was and then levitated her head a little bit upwards. She's gonna find out soon and she'll know how to fix it
You do realize you are probably the only pony who is into those boring time-space-theories and magic Twilight?
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nuke1007 In reply to WritersShadow [2014-01-09 04:32:31 +0000 UTC]
nah, she's not the only one... I hope
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PrinnyWesker In reply to nuke1007 [2014-01-12 22:46:40 +0000 UTC]
I would imagine she'd be one of the more well versed ones at least.
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YesImDeadpool [2014-01-09 00:37:12 +0000 UTC]
And then Twilight horned Trixie right through her brain. XD
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Trixie-J-Lulamoon [2014-01-09 00:24:45 +0000 UTC]
Ah good new comic, and it has Snarkle crying in it! I love it! With that, and the random cruelty of myself I think this was the best one yet.
Now if only Sketch was peeking in the window in last frame. It is sort-of his comic too.
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Ghoti657 [2014-01-09 00:01:03 +0000 UTC]
Lol oh my god… how did she make it into a flip book though? Did she attach new things into it, or cut the pages?
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PrinnyWesker In reply to Ghoti657 [2014-01-12 22:50:18 +0000 UTC]
I think she probably just drew on the pages, which is very time consuming when you think about it. She's pretty dedicated to being a pain.
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UMSAuthorLava In reply to Trixie-J-Lulamoon [2014-01-09 16:21:33 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least not for another three months, hehehe.
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eyecourt [2014-01-08 19:43:51 +0000 UTC]
Twilight is about to reenact the scene Trixie made. With Trixie playing as Twilight.
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