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Published: 2016-12-20 16:19:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1937; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 20
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I took my sweater off when I got home and for some reason I'm feeling some major Helga Sinclair vibes from this outfit (even though I'm far from blonde lol)Related content
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I used to fight pretty regularly haha...haven't lately though thank goodness. Of course, I feel like I'm in much better fighting shape today
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your experience in fighting will help you win this martial arts fight
you definitely look it i won't lie
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Well when I was a really young girl my Dad used to have me punch trees to make my fists stronger; he also taught me that if anyone ever attacks me to consider it a fight to the death, and to make sure I didn't lose. When I got a little older my stepdad used to pick fistfights with me for no reason and my mother would have to pull me off of him because he couldn't win a fight with an eleven year old girl.
I may be a tiny 5'5" woman but I am deceptively strong and brutal haha
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11 and able to punch a tree without getting severely broken fingers, you sound like a total badass
5'5 is an adorable size i have to admit
with a backstory like that i can imagine you doing some dragon ball Z level shit in a few years
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Oh I started punching trees WAY before I was 11. My parents divorced when I was three, and when I got to visit my Dad we were always doing stuff like that. When I started helping him at work (he's a chef) we got weird looks because we use our fists instead of the metal meat hammer. I scared the living hell out of the dishwasher once because I punched THROUGH the meat on accident haha
(I wouldn't call myself a badass, jut a product of my youth lol)
It's even funnier since my man is 6'3"
Hahahaha nahhh I don't think I'll be flying around producing energy beams haha...just way more likely to snap a fucker's neck lol
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(though i think it's because we just don't have the right tool to do so)
(i will still count you as a badass in my book
i imagine it looks adorable when you 2 are side to side
(cuts forward a few years later)
"shocking news mount Everest has been destroyed due to strange laser blasts, witnesses say it was a girl flying around at mach speed"
that would be interesting to sayt he least but yeah i can agree you definitely sound like you can break bones with ease
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Lol I think it might have been the fact that we were punching against a metal slab haha, either way the look on the dishwasher's face was priceless
Our aesthetics actually tend to match lol...him being the big tattooed biker guy and me being the grunge/rockabilly pinup girl lol
LOL I've never tried to break a bone, but I can't imagine it being too difficult.
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sounds like it was fun
sounds like a mach made in heaven
if i have any experience it is all you need is some furbreeze air freshener and a wooden floor and watch he fireworks
(this is how i broke a bone and it hurt a ton )
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Eh it was a day lol
"Heaven" haha yeaaaaah....sure
LOL I've never actually had one of my own bones broken
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either way
i was just using the saying, i'm saying you sound great together
words of advice:
1. never do it, it really sucks
2. if you do make sure it doesn't break on a joint as using that joint again will be as fun as pulling teeth
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Haha I'd like to think we are
Haha yeah I'd rather avoid breaking bones when possible
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that is a great way to go out your day, just remember to avoid slippy wooden floors
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'Bout to pick a fight with someone, Elizabeth?
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looks like you're about to get shit done. lol
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Cleaning my damn house hahaha
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Being blonde would have suited it better, it was just a vibe I got from the outfit lol
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I would not want to be the poor sole your squaring up on. You look mad!
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I was actually in a good mood lol, just caught my reflection and the Helga Sinclair vibes came out
Although, I did get pretty mad when Andi told me about how Andrew treats her at work. I'd kill his ass if I could get away with it lol
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lol I understand. Maybe you will get a chance to rough him up and he won't know who you are. Let Andi get some kicks in also.
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lol Maybe we'll join the guys from warehouse who are out for his blood. I talked to a couple of guys before I got sick who were ready to kick his teeth in.
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Lol let them hold him and you and Andi kick his ass. Them you kick his teeth in for screwing with Andi. Revenge
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He does it to everybody, I'm sure those guys have their personal reasons for wanting to kick his ass...though maybe they'd be "gentlemen" and let us get a few good cracks in lol
Besides, I don't like to fight when the other person is held down. I prefer it when my prey fights back.
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That would be very gentleman like to let you have some cracks at him.
Oh my gosh you are tough!! Maybe you could have him first and you cold wear him down as he fights back but losses.
Wear your black boots😈
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I don't get in a lot of fights anymore, but when I do I like them to be fair. I won't fight someone who can't fight back.
Nah if I end up fighting him it will probably be in my black work boots, since that's what I wear to work.
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That's good don't want you to get your pretty face hurt. That's nice to not beat someone that can't fight back.
But if you do those work boots will take care of those teeth. Lol
What do you do at work?
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It's not a matter of kindness, I think it's shameful to kick around a person who can't fight back. I don't usually start fights, in the past I've generally fought because I HAD to. When my stepdad would punch me in the gut, I'd have to put him down(my mom had to pull me off back then, because I was a lot younger, and my Father had always taught me "If someone attacks you, treat it like a fight to the death and don't lose". If I hadn't been forced by an outsider to stop fighting I would have killed my former stepfather. I am old enough now to realize I don't HAVE to kill someone to end a fight, but back then -9 through 14- when someone PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH FOR NO REASON, I just went OFF)
When my ex tried to rape me(I was also underage, mind you), I twisted his arm behind his back and bashed his head into the wall until he cried and begged me for his life. I still sort of regret not breaking his arm. (My lover offered to-and wants to- kill him for me, but I won't give him my ex's name, because if that scumbag were worth going to jail over I would have killed him myself)
My boots aren't steel toe, but they could still do some damage with the right force.
I stock produce mainly, which involves some heavy lifting. I also give cooking advice.
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Wow sorry you had a rough time when you were younger. Glad you got away from that situation before you hurt him.
I'm sure stocking produce is a very tough job.
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My mom kicked him out eventually. I'm glad I developed the presence of mind not to kill him. It would have been harder for my mom to stop me when I got older.
It's pretty easy, just some things are pretty heavy so when you work quickly it can get strenuous on the muscles. I like to work as fast as I can without sacrificing quality.
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Defently glad she kicked him out before you killed him.
Although he defently deserved for you to kick his ass.
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You need to be in the "good" remake of Charlie's Angels haha. You look like you're just wanting to kick some ass
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Oh I am BEYOND ready to kick some ass lol...My cousin just started work where I work and the douche no one likes is ALREADY giving her shit. I am VERY protective of my friends, and she and I were practically raised like siblings(spent every weekend together at my grandmother's house for most of our childhood). I can just ignore it when he's a dick to ME, but fucking with my cousin is a decidedly bad idea.
I hope I don't snap, kick the living hell out of him, and lose my job/go to jail haha
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Catch him out and kick his ass.
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I'd LOVE to, but I don't want to get both me and my cousin fired lol
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Wear one of those masks catch him out alone and kick his ass. Lol
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Chill out and kick his ass in other ways. You're intelligent enough to figure out how to get to him I'm sure 
When all else fails, physically Eff him up! You have my permish! lol
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We're going to team up to mess with him in little ways. For example, he WANTS people to call him "Andy", but We exclusively call him Andrew, and that catches on lol (I originally called him Andrew because I don't feel comfortable with nicknames when I first meet someone...also, my cousin's name is ALSO Andi, so there can only be one lol). Also, we're going to ignore him every time he tries to get our attention from afar. Just turn around and find OTHER work to do, because 9/10 times he's wrong anyway(this asshole yells at us for doing exactly what OUR BOSS told us to do)
You want an example of how much of a fucking douche he is? Yesterday, my cousin was having trouble lifting a large apple crate (mind you, Andi weighs about 90ish-pounds, and she's 5'7". The girl has next to no muscle AT ALL) so she asked for Andrew's help since he happened to be right nearby. He mocked her about it, then he came over, pretended to struggle with it, and then said "Oh no, sorry, it's too heavy, I'll have to ask Lydia for help" (please keep in mind that this dude is 5'3" and still has football player muscle from school. He's 18, senior in highschool. Was a football star until he damaged his wrist. He would have had NO problem lifting those apples, he just felt the need to be a dick. It would have been OKAY if he had ACTUALLY HELPED HER, but he didn't. Andi ended up having to leave the apple crate on a cart)
There is NO excuse to treat Andi like that, especially on her FIRST DAY. It's unacceptable, and if I had been there I'm afraid of what I might have done. I'd like to think I would have just torn him a new one...but there is a fair chance I would have broken his jaw.
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I hope you're able to thwart his evil plans. I don't understand how ppl can be like that! It's ridiculous! Hopefully he'll learn a lesson and back off. If not, I'd go with the jaw breaking plan.
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I'm thinking about bringing it up with the boss honestly. Generally, I like to settle problems on my own, and I HATE "tattling", but I think I might slip it into conversation.
I have to ask to be put back on full time, and when I do that, I know the boss will ask if Andi and I will be okay working together (he asked Andi that too, it's a family business, so he is really conscious of the fact that some people DO NOT want to work with their family haha); when he asks me that, I will say something along the lines of "Oh yeah, actually it would be great since she'd have me to go to when she has questions. She isn't comfortable asking Andrew for help after what he did on her first day."
This would allow me to tell the boss what happened without just walking into the office like a little bitch saying "ANDREW WAS MEAN". Honestly? It's a little bit for his own good. I'm far from the only one who'd like to knock Andrew's teeth in. Half the guys in the warehouse are out for blood. Andrew has no idea.
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Honestly, I think that's a more mature approach to the situation. I mean, the jaw breaking thing does sound good...but yeah when it comes down to professionalism and also not stooping to a dirt level, I think this is the best plan. He'll get his one day, they all do at some point.
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Andi got him pretty good today. He dropped a bunch of raspberries on the floor apparently. Her first impulse was to help pick them up, but she remembered what he did when SHE needed help with the apples, so instead she just look at him and said:
"You dropped something."
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LMAO! I would've stepped on the berries to add insult to injury
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Oh heeeell no, those berries are product. Purposefully fucking with them would be a HUGE no no. Even food we can't sell to normal customers gets sold to a farmer for his pigs.
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