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Profiling-Reality — A Warning to all Sues
Published: 2011-03-19 20:22:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1504; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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I sketched this out a while back but just got around to finishing it today. This is Dagony and Sue!Dagony. Now lets see here, checklist time----
+Naturaly tall (Dagony is only 5'4" without heels where Sue!Dagony is 5'7" in flats)
+Hugs knockers
+Slutty as hell
+Japanese
+Sparkles
+Strange "natural" hair
+Extreamly long hair
+Beautiful eyes
+Perfectly shaped
+Canon characters enamored with her
+Some how still a virgin
+Breaks Canon rules
+Perfectly heart shaped face
+Perfectly plump lips
+Red lips without wearing lipstick
+Huge eyelashes
+Voice oozes with sweetness
+Clumsy so Nines can catch her
+Innocent
+Turns straight character gay/bi
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Yup, total Sue right there. But she was actually really fun to draw 8D
VMB (c) Its respectful owners
Dagony/Sue!Dagony (c) Me...I guess
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Comments: 1577
Now if only people would make characters like that.
*coughunlikebellacough*
Instead of these abominations I see on a dayly basis.
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Its just that simple. I don't get why people have to overdo these "OCs"
Plus, why do canon characters have to fall in "love" with them so quick? Why not a friendship only kind of story once in a while.
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You know, I dont have an issue with canon/OC as long as its done right. Relationships done occure over night, they develop over time (and over time does not mean in two chapters)
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I don't have a problem with canon/OC but I just really hate how they fall in "love" real quick. I hate getting on DA because of the overflowing Mary-Sues. Photobucket is killed because of these. Oh and FanFiction has some May-Sue stories that its driving me up the wall.
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Thats why I dont bother with fanfics much any more, or looking at "ocs" on dA
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Yep, I've moved on and found a new anime last summer. So far no Mary-Sues so hoping Hetalia won't be cursed like Naruto(poor, poor Naruto).
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I've dropped out of the anime dibbly-doos and am more in to gaming now. With what I play there arent many sues, but the ones I do see are very....bad.
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We need to stop this STD!!!
Its like they are whoring around and reproducing >.<
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Well of course they're whoring around and reproducing! We all know that
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We must get rid of them QUICK!!!
*plans a successful Holocaust for Mary-Sues* XD
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ALAS! We can not get rid of them because they are in published novels! *coughTwilightcough*
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We throw those evil "novels" into hell and slowly but painfully kill these Mary-Sues.
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Hell is too good for them
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What worse than hell?
If you seen Hetalia or read the manga, than you will agree with me that Russia is the best punishment for them.
All will become one with Mother Russia, da.
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Never seen Hetalia, sadly, though I have skimmed a few comics if that counts for anything
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Its okay. Hetalia just makes you either love World history even more or fall in love with it. Now, as long as M-S stay away from that anime/manga we can save all of the World from M-S one anime at a time.
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I think Ninesy-kun will shoot this one between the eyes.
"Good effort."
-BLAM.-
"Execution needs a little work..."
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Yup, that would deffinatly happen, poor Nines is always subject to being the "love interest" of Sues >.>
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I thought it was usually LaCroix... but that's not actually much better. Er. It might be much worse.
Because obviously LaCroix's not REALLY corrupt and evil, he just needs love!!!! ahahahha.
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Nines and LaCroix get it pretty bad from the fangirls...I'm just glad I've yet to see/read anything that has to do with The Sheriff.
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Though I'm sure OCxSheriff is out there somewhere
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And Sues actually try up stage actual GOOD OCs with stupid reasons.
"OMG! She's stoopid!"
"she's ugly! no one would date her!"
"WAHH!! She's moving on my man! D<"
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Thats a wonderful point and one of the most annoying parts of Sues...but quite funny on most occasions.
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Yeah.
This girl I knew had a made Mary Sue. A slutty one too, she wanted to with A LOT of male OCs and canon characters. I swear to god she was jealous of my character. >_>
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You know, I think a lot of sues are created because they really are jellin of the well thought out OCs that are hidden in the dark crevices of the interwebs
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lol I clicked on the link to your signiture. It's funny as hell
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Why thank you! I'm glad you like it!
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Like watching the puppy of my soul get kicked in the balls
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...I've never heard/seen anyone use that, very unique.
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Thank you?
I'm female, which is an interesting take.
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That makes the saying even more unique~
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The world needs more of it!
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YES WE DO. IF WE DON'T, THEN THE SUETHORS WIN.
And I don't want another Twilight or My Immortal. I tried to read it, and every night after for a month I had to convince myself it was a highly dedicated troll so I could sleep without fearing for humanity.
Then this girl in my art class asked me how to make green.
After our teacher explained how.
Even though we'd learnt that in preschool. And should know it by heart like the alphabet.
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Twilight was GOD AWFUL
My Immortal on the other hand made me laugh till I cried.
And at least she didnt ask how to make red.
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Twilight is not literature. Even the shitfics I write aren't as low. Wait, actually, I can't say that, I don't actually know.
All of our Lulzmortal.
It's just the idea that it could have been written seriously makes me worry about our society.
Yeah, she's- I mean, we're lucky she didn't.
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I write better than Smeyer, my pup could write better than her if I let her on my laptop.
And hey, our society is going to hell, we might as well accept it and try to help the people we can reach, like that neighbour no one wants to admit is theirs because they wake you up in the middle of the night playing the intro theam to Indiana Jones on their saxaphone.
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PFFFFF THAT'S YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
Mine's lacking sax dude, but we've got Mr. Basement Light, Mr. Only one light is ever on in the house ever and no one comes in or out, Mr. Move the TV from the garage to the house rituitusly everyday, His wife, Mr huge ass TV right at the window so I can see every time he watches anything(and it's been pirn a few times), and a few more
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PFFFFF THATS MY HOUSE!
My brother is the sax dude |D
I have the crazy ass neighbours with four kids and a single mom and its chaos, then we have some people who breed horses (and goats now) and most of it is just farm, country stuff. Kinda bland.
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Nice, you live in the contry or the suburbs?
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Nice! What does the air smell like?
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Depends on which way the wind is blowing
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Teehee! I don't know what it smells like here, but I'm across the highway from the sea, so I get to go over there everyday and sometimes I can smell that.
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That sounds lovely~
I suppose it smells like really fresh air here. And where you have the sea to go to I can go rock climbing in the canyon sort of thing at the end of my street, smells like dirt there
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