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Published: 2011-08-31 05:17:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 2953; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 107
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Description You know, all those horror stories out there were Pinkie goes crazy and bakes ponies into Cupcakes disappoint me.

Honestly, cannibalism? How mundane.

Pinkie would find a much weirder style of mass murder, preferably one that drives onlookers mad through the sheer absurdity of what just occurred.

Also it'd have to be a funny way to die.

Also I started out tonight planning on drawing a shippy picture of these two, but obviously something went horribly wrong.
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Comments: 48

nagashizuri [2012-03-03 01:52:34 +0000 UTC]

I like the way your mind works.

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Qaxis In reply to nagashizuri [2012-03-04 01:45:55 +0000 UTC]

Its a twisted world.

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Stinkek [2012-02-10 16:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Now that's random, Seriously.

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Qaxis In reply to Stinkek [2012-02-14 23:21:11 +0000 UTC]

I aim to confuse.

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Team-Friction [2011-10-17 11:06:20 +0000 UTC]

'No mayo. Uh hang on. Doctor Pie?'
'My tail has finally decided to eat my hoof! *crunch* it hungers... for more!!! *shlurp, thump*'
'...uh yeah, just the one, Hogie.'

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Qaxis In reply to Team-Friction [2011-10-19 02:03:15 +0000 UTC]

...huh. Am I missing a reference?

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Team-Friction In reply to Qaxis [2011-10-19 02:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Dr Weird. 'It Hungers'. Youtube. NOW.

First thing that comes up it should be, for maximum effect.

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Qaxis In reply to Team-Friction [2011-10-19 02:47:55 +0000 UTC]

...huh. That was definitely different!

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Team-Friction In reply to Qaxis [2011-10-19 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed.

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tdlob [2011-09-01 02:37:52 +0000 UTC]

No wonder the twitchy tail has a mind of it's own. XD

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Qaxis In reply to tdlob [2011-09-01 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it wasn't twitching at all...it was rumbling.

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tdlob In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-01 03:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh god.... I would be more scared of her in the tub with me than an alligator. D:

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Qaxis In reply to tdlob [2011-09-01 06:28:01 +0000 UTC]

So, pinchy knee and rumbly tail!

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tdlob In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-06 02:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Nooooo! Not the rumbly tail! Anything but the rumbly tail! D:

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The-Sanrio-fanboy [2011-09-01 01:38:16 +0000 UTC]

This pic reminds me of a Pokemon who has hair just like that.

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Qaxis In reply to The-Sanrio-fanboy [2011-09-01 01:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Are you thinking of Mawile? It had a mouth for hair, pretty much.

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sweetannabee In reply to Qaxis [2014-03-16 16:30:59 +0000 UTC]

Mawile is OP now.. steel-fairy typing makes it strong to pretty much everything.

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Raxadian [2011-08-31 18:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Twilight looks around, everything looks crazy, like she was in space, only space had over a thousand colors and made you dizzy just by looking at it.

Twilight: Where the hay I am?

Pinkie Pie: Hi, welcome to the Twilight zone!

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Qaxis In reply to Raxadian [2011-08-31 20:29:01 +0000 UTC]

(also my tail's stomach! Did you know tails have stomachs? I sure didn't know, but then one day I was thinking, hmm, my tail looks like cotton candy! So I tried some, but it tasted all blaaah, and I really didn't like it, but then I wondered if I tasted any better so I got my tail to try me instead! And now I'm here and you are too and we can have a tail stomach party!)

Cue Twilight Zone theme.

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Iemikas [2011-08-31 17:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Terrifying!

Hopefully the last book Twilight read was a good one. ): Unless the tail ate her saddlebag full of books, as well. Maybe she's not dead, but the tail is actually a gateway to.. I dunno. Middle Earth?

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Qaxis In reply to Iemikas [2011-08-31 20:29:48 +0000 UTC]

Middle earth is probably not a friendly place for pastel ponies. So I hope she brought something good!

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DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 14:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Voiced by Blu Mankuma, of course. "Feed my, Pinkie - feed me all night long..."

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Qaxis In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 20:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm imagining Flutteshy saying that and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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DreadPirateMe In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-01 00:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Totally had a fan-fic idea - "Little Bake Shop of Horrors"... Especially considering Pinkie's sweet tooth, there are lots of opportunities for comedy in the dentist scene...

It would have to be a musical...

"I'm a mean, pink mutha, from outer space and I'm BAD!..."

Tags: [Random][Grimdark][Comedy]... WTF???

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Qaxis In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-09-01 01:45:04 +0000 UTC]

That sounds like the best possible combination of tags ever.

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DreadPirateMe In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 14:35:17 +0000 UTC]

D'AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! That should be "feed ME", of course. >.<

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drax99 [2011-08-31 14:05:37 +0000 UTC]

IT HUNGERS!

and twitches

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Qaxis In reply to drax99 [2011-08-31 20:24:33 +0000 UTC]

See, the twitching doesn't predict when things will fall, it causes them to fall. If it knocks out the tail's prey, it becomes so much easier.

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teygrim [2011-08-31 12:25:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha, that would make the best grimdark ever.

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Qaxis In reply to teygrim [2011-08-31 20:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I agree!

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Yoshachu [2011-08-31 10:35:38 +0000 UTC]

That reminds me of Mawile and its giant eating hair.

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Qaxis In reply to Yoshachu [2011-08-31 20:23:14 +0000 UTC]

I've always liked Mawile. Its a good comparison.

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Yoshachu In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 22:57:34 +0000 UTC]

It is, isn't it?

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CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 10:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Dear God, what were you smoking Qaxis? XD

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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 20:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Nothing! This just kind of comes standard with my thought process. Although I did wonder if this was a bit weirder than my usual things...

Also this is probably my favorite response.

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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 20:30:49 +0000 UTC]

I think this is definitely your weirdest pic yet... XD

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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 20:33:46 +0000 UTC]

But...what about the one with Pinkie in the eye? Maybe that one's too much of a pun to be weird.

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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 20:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Gimme a sec...

*Opens gallery.*

Nah, they're not so bad... (Couldn't find a plz account of pinkie's insane derp face...the joke is now ruined.)

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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 21:36:52 +0000 UTC]

This?

Does this mean I'm breaking your mind?

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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 21:40:50 +0000 UTC]

PinkieGoneCrazyPlz?

Why can't these people use simpler plz account names?

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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 21:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Such a silly name, Pinkie's always crazy!

Also, would you suggestion be pinkiepieinsanederpfaceplz?

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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 22:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Sorta, I tried PinkiePie'sInsaneYetIncrediblyCuteInAVulnerableWayFacePlz

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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-09-01 01:18:09 +0000 UTC]

I bet it was the apostrophe that did you in.

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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-01 11:06:26 +0000 UTC]

...

Perhaps.

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DiamondSkyPony [2011-08-31 07:20:04 +0000 UTC]

This makes me think... Once she's past the event horizon of Pinkie's tail, Twilight is deposited into an alternate universe, where she finds the other ponies playing cards around a table.

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Qaxis In reply to DiamondSkyPony [2011-08-31 20:21:21 +0000 UTC]

That would certainly be an interesting outcome.

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Specter-Von-Baren [2011-08-31 05:34:03 +0000 UTC]

Hhm... I wonder what hungry tail mean?

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Qaxis In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2011-08-31 20:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Its a good time to run away, I assume.

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