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You know, all those horror stories out there were Pinkie goes crazy and bakes ponies into Cupcakes disappoint me.Honestly, cannibalism? How mundane.
Pinkie would find a much weirder style of mass murder, preferably one that drives onlookers mad through the sheer absurdity of what just occurred.
Also it'd have to be a funny way to die.
Also I started out tonight planning on drawing a shippy picture of these two, but obviously something went horribly wrong.
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Team-Friction [2011-10-17 11:06:20 +0000 UTC]
'No mayo. Uh hang on. Doctor Pie?'
'My tail has finally decided to eat my hoof! *crunch* it hungers... for more!!! *shlurp, thump*'
'...uh yeah, just the one, Hogie.'
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Qaxis In reply to Team-Friction [2011-10-19 02:03:15 +0000 UTC]
...huh. Am I missing a reference?
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Team-Friction In reply to Qaxis [2011-10-19 02:29:25 +0000 UTC]
Dr Weird. 'It Hungers'. Youtube. NOW.
First thing that comes up it should be, for maximum effect.
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Qaxis In reply to Team-Friction [2011-10-19 02:47:55 +0000 UTC]
...huh. That was definitely different!
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Qaxis In reply to tdlob [2011-09-01 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]
Maybe it wasn't twitching at all...it was rumbling.
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tdlob In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-01 03:05:08 +0000 UTC]
Oh god.... I would be more scared of her in the tub with me than an alligator. D:
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tdlob In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-06 02:59:01 +0000 UTC]
Nooooo! Not the rumbly tail! Anything but the rumbly tail! D:
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The-Sanrio-fanboy [2011-09-01 01:38:16 +0000 UTC]
This pic reminds me of a Pokemon who has hair just like that.
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Qaxis In reply to The-Sanrio-fanboy [2011-09-01 01:48:06 +0000 UTC]
Are you thinking of Mawile? It had a mouth for hair, pretty much.
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sweetannabee In reply to Qaxis [2014-03-16 16:30:59 +0000 UTC]
Mawile is OP now.. steel-fairy typing makes it strong to pretty much everything.
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Raxadian [2011-08-31 18:54:27 +0000 UTC]
Twilight looks around, everything looks crazy, like she was in space, only space had over a thousand colors and made you dizzy just by looking at it.
Twilight: Where the hay I am?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, welcome to the Twilight zone!
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Qaxis In reply to Raxadian [2011-08-31 20:29:01 +0000 UTC]
(also my tail's stomach! Did you know tails have stomachs? I sure didn't know, but then one day I was thinking, hmm, my tail looks like cotton candy! So I tried some, but it tasted all blaaah, and I really didn't like it, but then I wondered if I tasted any better so I got my tail to try me instead! And now I'm here and you are too and we can have a tail stomach party!)
Cue Twilight Zone theme.
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Iemikas [2011-08-31 17:16:59 +0000 UTC]
Terrifying!
Hopefully the last book Twilight read was a good one. ): Unless the tail ate her saddlebag full of books, as well. Maybe she's not dead, but the tail is actually a gateway to.. I dunno. Middle Earth?
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Qaxis In reply to Iemikas [2011-08-31 20:29:48 +0000 UTC]
Middle earth is probably not a friendly place for pastel ponies. So I hope she brought something good!
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DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 14:34:21 +0000 UTC]
Voiced by Blu Mankuma, of course. "Feed my, Pinkie - feed me all night long..."
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Qaxis In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 20:26:10 +0000 UTC]
Now I'm imagining Flutteshy saying that and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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DreadPirateMe In reply to Qaxis [2011-09-01 00:01:08 +0000 UTC]
Totally had a fan-fic idea - "Little Bake Shop of Horrors"... Especially considering Pinkie's sweet tooth, there are lots of opportunities for comedy in the dentist scene...
It would have to be a musical...
"I'm a mean, pink mutha, from outer space and I'm BAD!..."
Tags: [Random][Grimdark][Comedy]... WTF???
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Qaxis In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-09-01 01:45:04 +0000 UTC]
That sounds like the best possible combination of tags ever.
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DreadPirateMe In reply to DreadPirateMe [2011-08-31 14:35:17 +0000 UTC]
D'AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! That should be "feed ME", of course. >.<
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Qaxis In reply to drax99 [2011-08-31 20:24:33 +0000 UTC]
See, the twitching doesn't predict when things will fall, it causes them to fall. If it knocks out the tail's prey, it becomes so much easier.
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Yoshachu [2011-08-31 10:35:38 +0000 UTC]
That reminds me of Mawile and its giant eating hair.
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Qaxis In reply to Yoshachu [2011-08-31 20:23:14 +0000 UTC]
I've always liked Mawile. Its a good comparison.
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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 20:22:50 +0000 UTC]
Nothing! This just kind of comes standard with my thought process. Although I did wonder if this was a bit weirder than my usual things...
Also this is probably my favorite response.
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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 20:30:49 +0000 UTC]
I think this is definitely your weirdest pic yet... XD
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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 20:33:46 +0000 UTC]
But...what about the one with Pinkie in the eye? Maybe that one's too much of a pun to be weird.
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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 20:58:30 +0000 UTC]
Gimme a sec...
*Opens gallery.*
Nah, they're not so bad... (Couldn't find a plz account of pinkie's insane derp face...the joke is now ruined.)
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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 21:36:52 +0000 UTC]
This?
Does this mean I'm breaking your mind?
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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 21:40:50 +0000 UTC]
PinkieGoneCrazyPlz?
Why can't these people use simpler plz account names?
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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-08-31 21:58:35 +0000 UTC]
Such a silly name, Pinkie's always crazy!
Also, would you suggestion be pinkiepieinsanederpfaceplz?
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CoffeeGrunt In reply to Qaxis [2011-08-31 22:18:05 +0000 UTC]
Sorta, I tried PinkiePie'sInsaneYetIncrediblyCuteInAVulnerableWayFacePlz
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Qaxis In reply to CoffeeGrunt [2011-09-01 01:18:09 +0000 UTC]
I bet it was the apostrophe that did you in.
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DiamondSkyPony [2011-08-31 07:20:04 +0000 UTC]
This makes me think... Once she's past the event horizon of Pinkie's tail, Twilight is deposited into an alternate universe, where she finds the other ponies playing cards around a table.
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Qaxis In reply to DiamondSkyPony [2011-08-31 20:21:21 +0000 UTC]
That would certainly be an interesting outcome.
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Qaxis In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2011-08-31 20:20:35 +0000 UTC]
Its a good time to run away, I assume.
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