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Qitah — I hate Carver part 1
Published: 2011-04-26 23:49:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3802; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 56
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So, spoiler warning. Don't read this if you don't want to know what -could- potentially happen in the deep roads.Also, I apologize for the general poor quality of the art in this thing. I hope that you can look past it to the humor. Good luck.
Oh, and I especially apologize for the way Fenris and Varric are depicted. Forgive me.
Continue to part 2 here .
All characters are copyright Bioware, obviously.
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Comments: 20
thank god for that choice mod. bethany...the better sibling
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so funny cause it's so true. can't ever please him
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but..i like Carver, even after he became a Templar.
course I always wanted a brother...
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Then why are you reading a comic called "I hate Carver"? It's pretty clear what you are gonna get here.
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Cuz I'm some kind of sadist I guess 
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Works for me! It's the same reason I play the Jak and Daxter games even though I know I am going to die 2,000,000 times and end up crying in a corner...only to go back and try again.
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I actually let him survive that little trip into the deep roads and made him a grey warden....
and he actually appreciates you....
though yes carver stop brooding... Anders does enough of that already...
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XDDDDDD awesome. In MY playthrough, Carver died, and I got Betthany. So happy!!!!!
Weird XDDd my party is Varric, Fenris, and Betthany. Until she died, then I put Anders in.
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well you probably played a non-mage. the mages get carver
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yeah i know XDD Suri was a two-handed warrior all the way! My friend Savannah's doing a playthrough on my laptop, though, and shes a mage. SO I get to watch Carver whine while she plays
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x'D haha so true. He is a dick. Have u found the letter to carver about some chick he fucked behind a barn? xD lol. Beth is a virgin (Isabela and Beth talks about that when u wonder around with them) and i guess Carver is not C:
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I sure did. Didn't really need to know that about him. Bethany is such a better person overall. She's so good-natured and supportive. I really wished there had been a way to make the ogre kill Carver instead. He's such an asshole!
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If u r a worrior or a rouge, Carver gets killed instead
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First comment! Also...FRIKKIN AWESOME!! God I love you!
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