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QuanticChaos1000 — Truth hurts
Published: 2008-10-06 00:41:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 2844; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 28
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Everywhere you go you are bombarded with demands to eat this, drink that, wear this, drive that, it never stops, I was walking through the evil that is known as Wal*Mart the other day, when I saw this burger talking at me from my shopping cart...I said to the burger "I won't eat you, I don't like you" the burger just stared at me, "how dare he disobey me" the burger thought, he tried to convince me I liked him, that I must have hi in order to survive....this went on for several minutes till I got outside to my car, then in an act of obvious desperation he blurted out "Eat up fatass".... I left him there all alone in the empty parking lot, "Good riddance to bad burgers" I thought...In my Honest opinion, Mcdonalds and Wal Mart are evil and have low quality products manufactured in manners that are not normally ethical, or responsible.
...Not that that's really any different then any other choices we have as a society anyway....
I'm going for a burger now.....I have this overwhelming urge to eat a burger for some reason....
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DISCLAIMER: This is intended as a joke, if you find this offensive or unfunny, please report to the nearest emergency room for a sense of humor transplant. If you still have a problem please hit Alt and F4 on your keyboard and forget where you saw this!
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Thanks! I just made a blank exploitable version!
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I don't know what hurts more, the lies or the cholesterol. either way, truth be told!
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hahaha first rate!
i'd love to see this actually printed
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I was thinking of swiping one of the ads, and then reproducing it with new text and just slipping them back in place...
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NO, you love it, it's your most favourite thing evar!
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yea, they're evil alright,I stopped'eating'em too,
(takes out a picture of a fat guy) this is me when i was eating them,
(takes out another one of the same picture) This is me when i stopped,
I love righteousness
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This is awesome. I hope you have a series of statement like this. Have you done anything like this with signs and billboards? I have a satirical sense of humour since I was a supervisor of 7 Macs, and attended McDonald's University in Illinois.
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I have a few of these shopping cart based signs, and in a lot of my photos I alter the background signs for my own amusement.
My Current DA ID is an altered advert, and I have a few more that I have no uploaded yet... some people take this kind of thing so serious that I will often make a piece then sit on it for a year or two before submitting it... just to make sure the loonies are no longer lurking in my gallery.
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Your user name is two of my favourite things!
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Also your Flippy icon makes me happy!
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yay, glad you like it x)))
Your icon is good too, but I can't remember from what system this "downloading" circle is __-__
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It' s a common download gif that even DA uses, the face in the end is the one on accounts with no set icon... I like it for now...
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Ye, this icon is good
I thought, that I saw it somewhere else oO
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I used to when I was young, then by the time I was about 14 every time I ate there I would get nauseous and get a bad headache, so i stopped for several years, I tried it again and it was the same thing, so I stopped altogether, in 09 I tried it again (a girl I liked wanted to go there and I didn't want to disappoint) and within an hour or so I was sick as a dog... I'm not saying people should not eat there or anything like that, just that I will not.
What was it like for you?
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I'm a vegetarian, so I'm didn't try their 'meat' but I went there for a party and had some fries. They were so salty I had dehydration shakes half an hour later. There was a little baby with us and it's mum gave it a little bit of burger bun and it spat it right out. Good baby.
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I remember when I was a kid that all the other kids would get crazy hyper after eating that crap, I always wondered why (I never did because I am hypoglycemic so sugar affects me different) but I heard from an employee that there is baking sugar in the fries... not sure how that works with cooking because I cook, and I know it will caramelize under heat... but I felt high and sick after eating their fries a while back...
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who knows what crap they put into that 'food'?
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I'm glad you liked this I made a few of these for fun a while back and I was thinking of posting a blank one that you can put whatever you want into!
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yeah lol 
and cool yeah .....
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Muuuusssstttt....resist........ebil food stuffs!
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there are ways to combat them ,I try to do as much business as possible w/ small business
locally in and near my to my town ...
I grew up on the small town ethic and I believe
Wally-World (Wal-Mart) and other huge chains
forgot that people pay their freight , not
lemmings .. Both works are very cool ...
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Thanks Paul!
I am no fan of either for quality or practices, and these just came to me the other day while in a parking lot!
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Just two cents worth ....
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Totally true, nowadays is everywhere "eat this, wear this, drink this, etc" lol and you made a great joke about it
"...for a sense of humor transplant." LOL
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I laughed, so great job you did making my day happier
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Thanks for stopping by, and congrats on the DD!
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Damn thing was mouthy!
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Just shows its true nature! Muahahaha all shall die Muahahahahahah!! 
*ahem* sorry I sometimes have those kinds of moments
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*laughing* Alright, that was-cough-one of the BEST stories in artist's comments I have ever-cough-read!!
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Cough cough.....Thanks Birthday girl! Cough...
Snorrrrt....I have a bad cold right now, I thought I was getting strep throat the other day, but I seem to have passed that now, sorry to hear you're sick now!
Aaahhhhhhccchhhoooooooooo!
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Bleeehhhh...that sucks, dude. Everybody's gettin' me sick!
*hands over a tissue*
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