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Comments: 38
vash68 [2011-11-16 22:32:49 +0000 UTC]
Yeh but they never tell what kinda "real meat" they use..lol
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thorin111 [2010-12-10 09:43:41 +0000 UTC]
made of meat? that's strange.. last i checked,
they were made with crushed livelihoods, ruin,decay, hatred, evil,malice,animosity, and the blood of the innocents slain, now nothing more than lifeless limp blood-soaked pieces of flesh on the floor.
meat? is it children meat? they're quite tasty, ask the enemy, they must surely be slaughtering them for such a reason.
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to thorin111 [2010-12-10 10:38:23 +0000 UTC]
Just generic "Meat" non-specific, unidentifiable food product!
I have nothing against Mccy D's. it's just not my kind of place.
But I hate the way they play games though, the company the provides the meat is called "100% Canadian Beef" it's not what they carry, it's their name, the beef comes from Brazil usually...
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thorin111 In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2010-12-10 10:56:30 +0000 UTC]
and tha's what we call, false-labeling,
tha's a crime in itself
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to thorin111 [2010-12-10 18:43:00 +0000 UTC]
They get away with it because it's their name, and there is apparently no regulations on business names, they don't hide the fact it's not Canadian beef, it says product of Brazil on the packaging that I have seen, but the text is tiny and looks like part of the logo... a dirty practice in my opinion.
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thorin111 In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2010-12-11 17:57:17 +0000 UTC]
Indeed..
and you know? that guy from "supersize me", he once did an experiment on how Mc'dee's foodstuff "decompose"
3 months passed, the burgers were moldy sure yea, but the fries.. oh.. the fries.. they were horrible, they were.. okay..
apparently no matter how long, fries will NEVER decompose, insects and animals avoid it for some reason too, think about it.. they could just be taking the oldest ones from the backside of the entire storage area,re-fry it and just serve it..
come to think of it.. last time i remembered eating some very.. "suspicious" fries... they tasted kind'er hard and brittle.
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carnivalparade [2010-01-25 01:35:22 +0000 UTC]
NOW made with meat?
the heck was it made with before???
D:
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to carnivalparade [2010-01-25 09:38:55 +0000 UTC]
Would'nt you like to know!
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carnivalparade In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2010-01-26 02:54:57 +0000 UTC]
haha i think i like not knowing whats in the crap i shove down the throat haha
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to carnivalparade [2010-01-26 10:47:37 +0000 UTC]
I stopped eating hot dogs for many years because I saw them being made... now for some reason I don't care!
But there are far worse things we could be eating then the occasional fast food burger... I mean we could all eat my cooking... now that would be scary!
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TDog117 [2008-10-08 12:28:01 +0000 UTC]
Damn you McDonald's and your intricate false advertising!!!
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KeswickPinhead In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2008-10-08 16:47:00 +0000 UTC]
...a little salt, butter, pan fried...delicious.
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to KeswickPinhead [2008-10-08 17:51:51 +0000 UTC]
...Mans best friend for a reason!
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KeswickPinhead In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2008-10-08 18:41:54 +0000 UTC]
A friend well seasoned, is a friend for a reason.
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to The-Car-Gallery [2008-10-08 16:23:30 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!
I like the new avatar!
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smev [2008-10-08 08:48:31 +0000 UTC]
what they use is hardly worthy of being called real meat, i hear they use bum holes and ball sacks
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to smev [2008-10-08 16:22:49 +0000 UTC]
If only we were so lucky!
It's probably something even worse!
Do you remember when the McNuggets were grey inside, and if they were left out too long they would turn hard and shiney? My dog and cats wont even touch that stuff, what does that tell you?
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smev In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2008-10-08 16:53:04 +0000 UTC]
yikes animals are smarter than humans at picking healthy foods
i think there was more oil than 'meat' in them
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TyphlosionsKingdom [2008-10-08 02:27:48 +0000 UTC]
rat meat now!!!!!! used to be roadkill
and the mcnuggets are processed chicken ass!!!!
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to TyphlosionsKingdom [2008-10-08 03:59:26 +0000 UTC]
Naw, doubt they have any real chicken other then bones......
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oO-Rein-Oo [2008-10-08 00:39:04 +0000 UTC]
Good that they are now using real meat on the cheeseburger, but I could not afford it lol
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to oO-Rein-Oo [2008-10-08 02:27:08 +0000 UTC]
I would not eat that junk they call food ever again, it's rather disgusting to me.
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oO-Rein-Oo In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2008-10-08 23:37:51 +0000 UTC]
I keep saying this too but I just can't avoid eating it, it is cheap and fast, good when you're in a hurry
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to oO-Rein-Oo [2008-10-09 03:33:38 +0000 UTC]
I tend to go to other slightly less bad tasting to me, but propbably just as bad for me places when I am hungry, but there are a few options that are good for you and pretty cheap too here!
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oO-Rein-Oo In reply to QuanticChaos1000 [2008-10-12 03:43:42 +0000 UTC]
Yeah yeah, with this kind of food all you can actually have is a "less bad tasting" stuff, not good stuff at all
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BlackEagleA06 [2008-10-08 00:12:13 +0000 UTC]
hahahahahah, everything about this is funny...real meat, caution math involved and the best disclaimer ive ever seen!
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Nintendownz [2008-10-08 00:10:29 +0000 UTC]
Infinity dollars? Real meat was never so expensive!
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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to Nintendownz [2008-10-08 00:24:36 +0000 UTC]
I was hoping someone would get that, I know it's simple but you never can tell!
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