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Everyone knew Cronus Ampora needed glasses.Seriously, the guy couldn't see for shit. It was actually mildly amusing, watching him bump into things. But when he started mistaking Meulin for Porrim, everyone turned to you to get him glasses.
“Cronus, come over here.”
“Sorry, chief.” The seadweller apologized to a bookcase; and came and plopped himself next to you. You sighed.
“You really need glasses, you know.”
Cronus shrugged, looking at the blurred face of the girl in front of him. He had never really seen her face, and wondered if she was good-looking.
Who was he kidding, she had to be! I mean, her personality was great, so...
“Vwhat makes you think that, doll? I can see perfectly fine.” He waved at someone in the distance. “Meulin! Tell her I can see totally fine!”
Porrim simply looked at you and rolled her eyes. “Honey, get this poor troll some eyewear.”
You nodded.
“And please make it look good.”
The glasses shop wasn't far from the place you had dragged Cronus away from, which was a good thing, because having to go back and throw him in the car to drive him there would’ve been embarrassing.
“Gee, there sure are a hell of a lot of glasses in here.” He scratched his head thinking for a minute. “At least, I think there are.”
“Cronus, it’s an eyeglasses store. That’s what they sell. Glasses.”
“Vwell, that makes sense.”
“Okay, what type do you want? I think square frames would look goo-Cronus, jesus christ...” He had picked out a pair of hipster glasses immediately.
“Vwhat? I think they look good. They don’t help me see though...”
You shook your head. “That’s because they’re the wrong prescription, dork,” Luckily, Porrim had apparently tried to do this another time, and still had the prescription he needed and had given it to you. “I think you’re a 2.75, but you could be a 3.25 if your eyesight’s really that bad. Try on these.” You muttered, handing him a pair of rectangular-shaped square frames.
“Hmm...I can see.”
“No shit, Sherlock. Is everything sharp and clear?”
“Yeah, so should vwe-” You took them off of his face and took them to the counter. One glasses purchase later, you two were heading back to the others. You had the glasses in your hand, and Cronus had yet to see your face with his improved vision. He quietly wondered if you were really as pretty as he thought you were. I mean, of course he would still be flushed for you regardless, but he pictured you as beautiful.
“Do you want to wear these? I kinda kept them from you, sorry,” You chuckled, holding out the case to him. He blinked, then took it, slipping them on. “Well? How is it, actually seeing?” You said with a giggle.
He drank in your facial features, just in case he ever lost his glasses and couldn’t see them. Your soft-looking hair, your stunning eyes, your nose, your lips, your smile...he was right. You were beautiful.
“It’s vwonderful.”
“Oh, well then what’s making it so ‘vwonderful’, Cronus?” You giggled, trying to imitate the seadweller’s accent.
“You.”
“What?!”
He gently set a hand on your cheek, smiling softly. “You really are beautiful, inside and out.”
You were blushing profusely, which of course only worsened when he held your face in both hands and kissed you. Smiling, you kissed back for a while, until air became an annoying need for the both of you. “C’mon. I think ‘Meulin’ will be very happy with my choice of glasses.” His jaw went slack.
“Oh come on, _____!”
Laughing hysterically, you ran to find Porrim, your matesprit chasing after you.
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Comments: 50
QuinntheConqueror In reply to elephantgirl202 [2014-07-10 21:21:48 +0000 UTC]
the secret has been revealed
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elephantgirl202 In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-07-16 14:24:16 +0000 UTC]
dun dun DUN!!!!!!!!
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HomestuckBlackButler [2014-07-08 00:57:52 +0000 UTC]
Cronus would actually be cute with hipster glasses.
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to HomestuckBlackButler [2014-07-10 21:22:28 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, he would nvn
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jellybeansRus [2014-06-12 20:03:23 +0000 UTC]
Glasses make everything sexeh!!!
(XD sorry for the stupid comment )
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to jellybeansRus [2014-06-18 17:18:15 +0000 UTC]
It's the truth.
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DemigodArtist [2014-04-18 19:56:07 +0000 UTC]
Cronus: Sorry cheif!~
Me: MY BEAUUTIFUL BOOKSHELF!~ COME HERE BABY!!!~
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to DemigodArtist [2014-04-19 02:00:45 +0000 UTC]
I need to put a disclaimer in the description that says "No bookshelves were harmed in the making of this fanfiction."
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DemigodArtist In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2014-04-19 02:19:50 +0000 UTC]
Yes, yes please do. Do you know how many harmless bookshelves are harmed each year? A lot!
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Sketchxthexpony [2013-12-02 16:10:13 +0000 UTC]
*holds in laughter* *cant do it anymore*
*laughs hysterically*
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Sketchxthexpony In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-12-25 23:06:09 +0000 UTC]
*flashback*
WE MEET AGAIN
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ZakTashikee [2013-11-26 23:57:16 +0000 UTC]
I shall read almost all your stories and spam you with my presence > and I laughed soooo hard at the thought of Cronus crashing ino things and saying sorry to a book shelf XDDD that is just halariouse. And I found nothing wrong the way you made them go glasses shopping much better then I could explain/put into a story so don't worry about those who correct you about that I find this story very well written and pretty freaken cute and funny X3 good job
XD
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to ZakTashikee [2013-11-27 02:48:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh, thank you so much!
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ZakTashikee In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-11-27 02:54:58 +0000 UTC]
haha you're so very welcome~! it's kinda hard not to find smutty cronus fan fics it's kinda upsetting sens i really like cronus (same with the others) and i cant read much about them because of that,,,
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sweettwinks [2013-10-17 12:29:41 +0000 UTC]
This is cute!
On a sidenote, glasses shopping is sort of similar, but not quite. You choose the frames, and then you give the workers there your prescription number and they put the lenses in and you get the new glasses in a few days.
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to sweettwinks [2013-10-17 20:40:54 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha thanks I just wrote this on a whim and didn't really check for stuff like that
Thanks for telling me that though, and i'm glad you thought it was cute!
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sweettwinks In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-10-18 04:08:44 +0000 UTC]
No problem! (But seriously its my favorite headcanon that Cronus needs glasses but doesn't wear them.)
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Mastermagi100 In reply to sweettwinks [2013-10-22 21:43:13 +0000 UTC]
I drew a picture of him flirting with a toilet XD
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to sweettwinks [2013-10-18 10:26:28 +0000 UTC]
I know, just the idea of him running into things all the time is hilarious.
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Bakery-Chan [2013-09-03 02:07:48 +0000 UTC]
Lol I used to wear square frames now I've got more round ones... Holy shit they're fucking hipster glasses
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Bakery-Chan [2013-09-03 20:43:33 +0000 UTC]
WOOOAAAHHH
Haha hipster glasses are actually pretty cool we just don't need two Ampora's wearing them
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remembertheginger [2013-09-02 04:56:02 +0000 UTC]
Usually, it takes a couple of weeks for glasses with the right prescription to come in--- the frames you'd see in stores have regular glass or plastic in them. (This coming from a girl who's about as bad as Terezi without her glasses, I hope this helps if you ever write something like this again XP)
It was really great, though!
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to remembertheginger [2013-09-02 12:03:08 +0000 UTC]
I know I wrote this at like 3 a.m. sorry
Thanks!
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remembertheginger In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-09-02 13:38:11 +0000 UTC]
XD Don't sweat it!
No problem! It really was awesome :3
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Masteriesofthegame [2013-09-02 00:43:44 +0000 UTC]
Gettinng the glasses part is easy it just find ur prescription is annoying.
Anyway this was awesome!
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Masteriesofthegame [2013-09-02 12:03:55 +0000 UTC]
Thank you!
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Masteriesofthegame In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-09-02 19:25:54 +0000 UTC]
Ur welcome~!
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Roellish [2013-08-31 17:02:43 +0000 UTC]
They're the best kind, I think
Thank you!
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Roellish In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-09-01 02:12:21 +0000 UTC]
haha I can't pull off the Harry potter glasses xD
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to Roellish [2013-09-01 03:26:12 +0000 UTC]
Lol yeah, they're hard to pull off. Harry did it though, and I gotta give him credit for that.
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Roellish In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-09-01 12:44:06 +0000 UTC]
good job Daniel Radcliffe *slow claps*
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to BloodViperidae [2013-08-31 10:45:00 +0000 UTC]
Thanks so much!!
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gods-of-the-light [2013-08-31 03:53:09 +0000 UTC]
omg i headcanon this so hard you don't even know
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to gods-of-the-light [2013-08-31 10:46:26 +0000 UTC]
ikr I saw it and I was like "yes"
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gods-of-the-light In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-08-31 23:50:16 +0000 UTC]
i also headcanon that he wears contacts but that only one brand is good for his eyes and they're all shitloads of expensive so he doesn't like to replace them right after disposing of the old ones
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QuinntheConqueror In reply to gods-of-the-light [2013-09-01 03:25:12 +0000 UTC]
yES THAT'S PERF
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gods-of-the-light In reply to QuinntheConqueror [2013-09-01 03:52:13 +0000 UTC]
YAY FOR HEADCANONS
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