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The Cola War was fought between the two giant soda companies of Coca-Cola and Pepsi, fighting over which soft drink was the best. Coca-Cola, in order to one-up Pepsi, start the development of a soda that infuses enriched uranium, accidentally creating the first soda nuclear bomb. The bomb, codenamed "Sugarcrash", was then mass produced as a deterrent towards Pepsi. Unbeknowest to Coca-Cola, Pepsi had also begun the construction of a similar weapon, codenamed "Better Than Coke". Although having a shorter range than "Sugarcrash", the Pepsi nuke was smaller and able to be transported easier.

In 1989, the Soviet Union sold Pepsi some battleships, which alarmed Coca-Cola, as they had no battleships. Tensions began to bubble, and a month later, they popped, when Coca-Cola launched a nuclear attack on New Bern, NC, the birthplace of Pepsi. Angered by the rash decision, Pepsi ordered it's navy, under Admiral Mountain Dew, to prepare an invasion of Georgia in order to enter the Coca-Cola HQ. Admiral Dew, however, had a miscommunication with Pepsi HQ, and ordered the launch of the "Better Than Coke" nuclear warhead straight for Atlanta. Coca-Cola noticed the attack, and therefore launched a second "Sugarcrash" bomb to Pepsi HQ, in New York City. The United States government had been monitering the situation ever since the development of "Sugarcrash", but they had never expected an all-out nuclear exchange to occur between both companies. As the US frantically tries to keep itself together, the Soviet Union laughs in the distance, knowing that funding both Pepsi and Coca-Cola would surely cause the both of them to tear each other apart, and ensuring that they would be the only soda-power in the world.

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The Cola War was fought between the two giant soda companies of Coca-Cola and Pepsi, fighting over which soft drink was the best. Coca-Cola, in order to one-up Pepsi, start the development of a soda that infuses enriched uranium, accidentally creating the first soda nuclear bomb. The bomb, codenamed "Sugarcrash", was then mass produced as a deterrent towards Pepsi. Unbeknowest to Coca-Cola, Pepsi had also begun the construction of a similar weapon, codenamed "Better Than Coke". Although having a shorter range than "Sugarcrash", the Pepsi nuke was smaller and able to be transported easier.

In 1989, the Soviet Union sold Pepsi some battleships, which alarmed Coca-Cola, as they had no battleships. Tensions began to bubble, and a month later, they popped, when Coca-Cola launched a nuclear attack on New Bern, NC, the birthplace of Pepsi. Angered by the rash decision, Pepsi ordered it's navy, under Admiral Mountain Dew, to prepare an invasion of Georgia in order to enter the Coca-Cola HQ. Admiral Dew, however, had a miscommunication with Pepsi HQ, and ordered the launch of the "Better Than Coke" nuclear warhead straight for Atlanta. Coca-Cola noticed the attack, and therefore launched a second "Sugarcrash" bomb to Pepsi HQ, in New York City. The United States government had been monitering the situation ever since the development of "Sugarcrash", but they had never expected an all-out nuclear exchange to occur between both companies. As the US frantically tries to keep itself together, the Soviet Union laughs in the distance, knowing that funding both Pepsi and Coca-Cola would surely cause the both of them to tear each other apart, and ensuring that they would be the only soda-power in the world.