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Because I can’t see 2PGermany as anything other than a pathetic, weasely, whiny, useless, undependable, unorganised, unproductive, whimpering, rubbish, ineffectual, incompetent, inept, incapable, hopeless, idiotic, worthless, inadequate, ineffectual waste of time.

I just can’t see him as cool or badass. To me he looks like a poor man’s parody of a badass. I see individual elements that are supposed to be badass, but the problem is once you compare him to the genuine article he pales in comparison.
Even though I see artwork where he does look quite badass, I just don’t get it. If you go by the theory that the 2Players are sort of the anti-Hetalia characters, then really 2PGermany should be useless, indecisive and unorganised. He’s a bit like normal-Italy, but without any of the adorable charm.

Also, what is up with that scar on his arm? Was he mauled by a tiger or something?

I’m totally fine for someone to give me a case study on why they would think 2PGermany is badass. I just don’t really see him that way… He wears purple trousers… purple trousers….

(Also, I sort of like the idea that in the Mirror-universe Germany and Italy have swapped places)

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Because I can’t see 2PGermany as anything other than a pathetic, weasely, whiny, useless, undependable, unorganised, unproductive, whimpering, rubbish, ineffectual, incompetent, inept, incapable, hopeless, idiotic, worthless, inadequate, ineffectual waste of time.

I just can’t see him as cool or badass. To me he looks like a poor man’s parody of a badass. I see individual elements that are supposed to be badass, but the problem is once you compare him to the genuine article he pales in comparison.
Even though I see artwork where he does look quite badass, I just don’t get it. If you go by the theory that the 2Players are sort of the anti-Hetalia characters, then really 2PGermany should be useless, indecisive and unorganised. He’s a bit like normal-Italy, but without any of the adorable charm.

Also, what is up with that scar on his arm? Was he mauled by a tiger or something?

I’m totally fine for someone to give me a case study on why they would think 2PGermany is badass. I just don’t really see him that way… He wears purple trousers… purple trousers….

(Also, I sort of like the idea that in the Mirror-universe Germany and Italy have swapped places)