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A commission for featuring a lady who needs no introductions.

"What could ever go wrong?" That was what your simple, perverted mind thought when you broke into the hotel room of the most famous of the Umbra Witches. After all, you had seen her jump out of that room's window and over the balcony to engage in a fight with a supernatural foe that was in the process of ravaging several city blocks. No way she would have been back before a good half-hour. Plenty of time to rummage in her room and look for some "memorabilia". Unfortunately the foe had turned out to be kind of a pushover compared to the mighty Bayonetta and she was back to the hotel just in time to catch you foraging in her underclothes drawer. Not a good look, whichever way you looked at it.

Luckily for you, despite the recently finished battle being kind of underwhelming, the stauesque woman was not in a bad mood by any means. After teasing you for about five minutes, which she spent listing all the ways she could non-fatally hurt you so that your wounds would never heal, she laughed out loud at your terror and said that she was just kidding. You could leave unharmed and she would have forgotten about your little transgression.

With one condition.

You had been giving a long, deep sniff to one of her pair of socks at the time she had returned to the hotel room and she's worldly enough to know what that means. And while she's a great fan of stilettos, having guns attached to one's heels (and using them) is not exactly pleasant in the long term. A nice, long foot massage would have been a real godsend in that moment. And, as luck would have it, there was somebody in her room who looked like the kind of person who knew what to do if they found themselves with a pair of feet between their hands. And if not -- well -- the aforementioned list had given you the general idea.

She kicked off her weaponized shoes, sat on her comfortable double bed and smiled at you while saying absolutely nothing. The time for words was over.

Bayonetta is copyright of Platinum Games and Hideki Kamiya.

Description

A commission for featuring a lady who needs no introductions.

"What could ever go wrong?" That was what your simple, perverted mind thought when you broke into the hotel room of the most famous of the Umbra Witches. After all, you had seen her jump out of that room's window and over the balcony to engage in a fight with a supernatural foe that was in the process of ravaging several city blocks. No way she would have been back before a good half-hour. Plenty of time to rummage in her room and look for some "memorabilia". Unfortunately the foe had turned out to be kind of a pushover compared to the mighty Bayonetta and she was back to the hotel just in time to catch you foraging in her underclothes drawer. Not a good look, whichever way you looked at it.

Luckily for you, despite the recently finished battle being kind of underwhelming, the stauesque woman was not in a bad mood by any means. After teasing you for about five minutes, which she spent listing all the ways she could non-fatally hurt you so that your wounds would never heal, she laughed out loud at your terror and said that she was just kidding. You could leave unharmed and she would have forgotten about your little transgression.

With one condition.

You had been giving a long, deep sniff to one of her pair of socks at the time she had returned to the hotel room and she's worldly enough to know what that means. And while she's a great fan of stilettos, having guns attached to one's heels (and using them) is not exactly pleasant in the long term. A nice, long foot massage would have been a real godsend in that moment. And, as luck would have it, there was somebody in her room who looked like the kind of person who knew what to do if they found themselves with a pair of feet between their hands. And if not -- well -- the aforementioned list had given you the general idea.

She kicked off her weaponized shoes, sat on her comfortable double bed and smiled at you while saying absolutely nothing. The time for words was over.

Bayonetta is copyright of Platinum Games and Hideki Kamiya.