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"Damn foot freaks! I can't get a moment of peace, alone with a nice cuppa, even in my own home!"

How do you people think it would end if you tried to forcefully remove the footwear of someone like Lara Croft? Very well for your family, if you happen to have a life insurance.

However, those boots have to come out at times during her daring archaeological expeditions, right? It's hard to imagine her being so uncaring towards her lower extremities that she would let them turn into throbbing masses of blisters, isn't it? But who's willing to follow her in the wildest corners of the Earth and wait for the right opportunity to get a glimpse of her glorious feet from afar? I for sure am not!

But luckily, she has a mansion in merry old England she goes back to after every successful expedition, right? A close-up of those creamy, immaculate soles will sure be worth the risk of catching one hole or three in your back, won't it?

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Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider franchise are copyright of Core Design and Eidos Entertainment.

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"Damn foot freaks! I can't get a moment of peace, alone with a nice cuppa, even in my own home!"

How do you people think it would end if you tried to forcefully remove the footwear of someone like Lara Croft? Very well for your family, if you happen to have a life insurance.

However, those boots have to come out at times during her daring archaeological expeditions, right? It's hard to imagine her being so uncaring towards her lower extremities that she would let them turn into throbbing masses of blisters, isn't it? But who's willing to follow her in the wildest corners of the Earth and wait for the right opportunity to get a glimpse of her glorious feet from afar? I for sure am not!

But luckily, she has a mansion in merry old England she goes back to after every successful expedition, right? A close-up of those creamy, immaculate soles will sure be worth the risk of catching one hole or three in your back, won't it?

From a suggestion by

Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider franchise are copyright of Core Design and Eidos Entertainment.