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Published: 2011-03-07 06:25:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 6149; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 42
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Note to Self: Xenomorphs reach maturity within a week. From that time forward, any and all repetitive, rhythmic movement will be construed as βThe Mating Danceβ.Tasks such as vacuuming should be left until the resident alien is immersed in devouring a llama or safely bolted in the cellar behind a solid steel door.
Actual dancing at any time is absolutely out of the question. They can hear it through the floorboards.
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Done in graphite on sketchpad, enhanced and cleaned up in PS 6.
Xenomorph Aliens are property of 20th century fox, and I make no copyright claims.
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*stares at computer screen* hmmm *turns around in chair* MOM I CAN'T VACUUM ANYMORE OR ELSE YOU WANT AN XENO TO COME AND MATE ME AND HAVE MANY LITTLE ALIEN BABBIES!!!!!
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RUUUUNNNN! xenomorph is a maniac.
Xenomorph: HEY im not a maniac i jast want a hug.
Man: OOOOWWW hi want a hug... RUNNN! HI IS LYING!
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No, this one does not lie. He loves her.
Their story starts here: [link]
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<3 Sooo adorable.
<_< Though who would want to say no to a 'mating dance'?
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I know! I would be, "Yes! Yes! YES!
This is before she admits to herself that she loves him.
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>:3 He'd not know what to do with me, that's for sure. I would 'dance' all of the time!
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I'm sure he'd figure something out, the adaptable, intelligent bug...
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And that is why xenos are so yummy.
- Artheeria
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Ooh, nice description. I liked that floorboards bit.
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Lol that is funny!!! I wouldnt mind being the Alien^^
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so wait its the vacume that's making vibations ... soooooo..... "8r
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I really love this one for a few reasons. The head and the curvature of the bandana is pretty much perfect. She actually feels like shes wearing her clothes as opposed to that paperdoll feeling some people get in their artwork. I also really like how her pose emphasizes the story. He pops into frame really well too - drags the eye creates tension.
Oh and its friggin funny. XD
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Thanks! I appreciate your assessment as an art major.
Ya, I laughed when the idea came to me
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But to get the hose means to let go of the door... O_O
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Whatever she does, unless she SERIOUSLY rethinks her whole life choices as they are, she's only delaying the inevitable. Either get outta Dodge or start shopping for prams.
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hmmm im thinking leaving might prve difficult too...oh well least they're lil cutes when they're small
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i am glad the aliens have one thing in common with me ,we both like human females 
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LOL I prefer your type of male tho: Cuddly, no exoskeleton, no slimy drooling , and beautiful eyes
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Gads, whatta relief! O_O
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OMG!! LOLOLOL These are very usefull pointers...I was unaware of them. I wouldnt want to get xeno-humped
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See? There ARE useful things to learn on the internet
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And everybody says it's just 4 porn
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OMG I am laughing so hard I can't breathe.
LOOOOOVVVEE It!
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