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The Great Disney Yardsale.
A little disclaimer before we start: I’m not affiliated with any online group devoted to talking shit about Woke content or SJWs, for I don’t need a bullshit movement to state my views and opinions. I'm an asshole, but I'm an independent asshole!

Disclaimer aside: Can't help but notice that the Walt Disney Corporation’s going up for auction real soon. Penny for your thoughts, Mouse?

What’s starting with the bid for their TV divisions, may involve the entire company down the line. Pretty sure I could buy Lucasfilm for a packet of crisps at this point, considering they've flopped harder than the fucking England squad. Meanwhile, Marvel and Pixar are too busy huffing their own farts to actually make decent content anymore. And that's not just my opinion mind you, critics and audiences are quickly switching them off entirely with mixed to poor reviews. Wanna be mad at somebody, then curse the plebs like everyone else does!

I’ve no kind words left for Disney as they've been warned multiple times to course correct and change their ways, so they have no one to blame but themselves… Seriously I've got a packet of crisps, so hand over Lucasfilm. I've had some ideas for my own sequel trilogy. I’ll start by recasting Rae with Karen Gillan and Kylo Ren doesn’t fucking exist!

Unlike some people, I don't think this is gonna be the end of Disney. Much like their former rival, Warner Brothers, they'll be bought out by somebody else who's gonna do a bunch of Zaslav styled rebranding to try and make this dead horse profitable. However, much like WB and Twitter’s recent new management, it won’t work and will resort to more pissing and whining in the near future.

You all know who my odds on favourite to purchase Disney's gonna be at this point, but knowing my luck it's probably gonna be Microsoft. I know that sounds hauntingly horrible, but hey, those Master Chief Mickey Mouse Funko pops will sell like gangbangers.

Spider-Man 2's looking great by the way.

Honarable mentions: Thailand's new government.

Description
The Great Disney Yardsale.
A little disclaimer before we start: I’m not affiliated with any online group devoted to talking shit about Woke content or SJWs, for I don’t need a bullshit movement to state my views and opinions. I'm an asshole, but I'm an independent asshole!

Disclaimer aside: Can't help but notice that the Walt Disney Corporation’s going up for auction real soon. Penny for your thoughts, Mouse?

What’s starting with the bid for their TV divisions, may involve the entire company down the line. Pretty sure I could buy Lucasfilm for a packet of crisps at this point, considering they've flopped harder than the fucking England squad. Meanwhile, Marvel and Pixar are too busy huffing their own farts to actually make decent content anymore. And that's not just my opinion mind you, critics and audiences are quickly switching them off entirely with mixed to poor reviews. Wanna be mad at somebody, then curse the plebs like everyone else does!

I’ve no kind words left for Disney as they've been warned multiple times to course correct and change their ways, so they have no one to blame but themselves… Seriously I've got a packet of crisps, so hand over Lucasfilm. I've had some ideas for my own sequel trilogy. I’ll start by recasting Rae with Karen Gillan and Kylo Ren doesn’t fucking exist!

Unlike some people, I don't think this is gonna be the end of Disney. Much like their former rival, Warner Brothers, they'll be bought out by somebody else who's gonna do a bunch of Zaslav styled rebranding to try and make this dead horse profitable. However, much like WB and Twitter’s recent new management, it won’t work and will resort to more pissing and whining in the near future.

You all know who my odds on favourite to purchase Disney's gonna be at this point, but knowing my luck it's probably gonna be Microsoft. I know that sounds hauntingly horrible, but hey, those Master Chief Mickey Mouse Funko pops will sell like gangbangers.

Spider-Man 2's looking great by the way.

Honarable mentions: Thailand's new government.