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Published: 2011-01-12 04:55:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 28021; Favourites: 936; Downloads: 222
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Description Sweden Doll©
Mm.

Ever been distracted by loud noises such as your France Doll's pervy growls, or the crazy neighbor beside you who uses chainsaws for fun? WELL HERE'S A WONDERFUL SOLUTION MY FRIEND. IT'S SWEDEN DOLL©. Yes, freshly departed from Sweden, this doll is more awesomer than your average Swedish meatballs. Hell, he makes Swedish meatballs for breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner so you'll never go hungry. Despite his deathly glare, Sweden Doll© is a patient doll who makes lots of random things in his own time. Do not be surprised to find your room full of woodwork, furniture and a '1000 ways to kick/kill Denmark's ass' book. Sweden Doll© comes with a variety of phrases such as the famous 'M'wife' and 'Mn'-and the occasional 'M'kill Den'. Sweden Doll© will make you enjoy the beauty of Sweden and IKEA. Why does Sweden Doll© have to do with such a boring furniture store? OH HELL NO. IKEA WILL BE THE ONLY FURNITURE STORE YOU WILL LOVE. IF not, Sweden Doll© will make sure of it. Besides, the best deal that comes with Sweden Doll© is a GIANT-ASS IKEA STORE. You can go and shop there anytime with your Sweden Doll©. (NOTE: DO NOT GO TO A CERTAIN SHOWCASE ROOM WITH SATIN DRAPES-IT IS RESERVED FOR SWEDEN DOLL© AND FINLAND DOLL *HIS WIFE*) Along with a giant-ass Ikea store, it comes with Dambolis, the greatest creation since lightbulbs. Impressed right? You better be my friend or Sweden's going to trap you in IKEA.

Sweden Doll© comes with NORDIC DOLLS©, Finland Doll©, Sealand Doll©, Hanatamago Doll©, a giant-ass IKEA store and Dambolis.
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Comments: 252

SetInSalem [2015-08-22 17:43:48 +0000 UTC]

x3

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NaLuCupcakes [2015-01-09 23:01:47 +0000 UTC]

id buy 10

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Andromecorn10101 [2015-01-01 15:45:15 +0000 UTC]

IKEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!Sweden

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BerwaId [2014-02-07 02:22:07 +0000 UTC]

Bork.

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nyanmeowth [2013-11-28 01:11:50 +0000 UTC]

hahaha Giant A** IKEA stores

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Tibusfaciem02 [2013-11-27 03:01:47 +0000 UTC]


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Yukibow [2013-10-06 02:44:19 +0000 UTC]

WHERE CAN I GDET THIS?!? -Throws money at lapto- ;u;

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kumanoyume [2013-08-23 04:24:43 +0000 UTC]

You forgot ABBA. X3

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EmoMuffinIzSad [2013-05-15 09:58:37 +0000 UTC]

M' wife

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Finlandwthplz [2013-03-06 12:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Ah--! Sve... i'm not your... wife... *things just got awkward again*

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Happycandyx [2013-02-24 03:52:11 +0000 UTC]

OH THAT'S HANDY!

A Sweden doll that bring a giant-ass IKEA.

I need this NOW.

( Personal IKEA = Me not spending money on shit. ||D! )

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LessThan33 In reply to Happycandyx [2013-08-05 06:00:41 +0000 UTC]

Switzerland would approve.

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susanfangirl444 [2013-01-06 20:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Meh... want it...

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AngelTheHuman [2012-12-20 17:25:40 +0000 UTC]

I so whant this doll..

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HetaliaRP-Sweden [2012-12-14 02:17:02 +0000 UTC]

((Admin: *Is laughing herself to death*))

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Finlandwthplz In reply to HetaliaRP-Sweden [2013-03-06 12:06:03 +0000 UTC]

((xD no shiiiit xD))

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AnimeLOVERSyeah [2012-11-14 05:18:46 +0000 UTC]

I WANT THIS FUCKING DOLL!!!!!!

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G0NRAD [2012-10-11 17:22:04 +0000 UTC]

ikea is such a nice place tho

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DumplingGirl [2012-08-17 22:48:26 +0000 UTC]

my friend sweden would like the awesome gay best friend

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DumplingGirl In reply to DumplingGirl [2012-08-18 02:18:22 +0000 UTC]

*said

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superpixie112 [2012-08-08 08:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Giant-ass IKEA? I'll take one please!

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Annbu [2012-07-30 20:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Man,I wonder what goes on in Sweden's head.

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Hakanlover [2012-07-18 21:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh I'm proud of being from Sweden nao :'D

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AshxHawk [2012-07-11 19:34:38 +0000 UTC]

ehehehehe, i really like this one |D M'wife -points at Finland-
Finland: i'm not chu-r wife -.-

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pitrickisawsm [2012-07-04 03:53:24 +0000 UTC]

Forget 1 how much for 10 Sweden dolls

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antoniabraginski [2012-05-28 05:12:36 +0000 UTC]

How much does it cost? *pulls money out of thin air*

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emmystar [2012-05-23 08:33:12 +0000 UTC]

It's so hilarious!
Directly from my homecountry! SWEDENdoll!
In Sweden there's A6 Center! With IKEA

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ToadAdventure [2012-05-21 04:39:33 +0000 UTC]

HOW MUCH *throws money*

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MatoMiku [2012-05-12 01:22:54 +0000 UTC]

TAKE ME TO THE GIANT-ASS IKEA STORE!!! ME WANNA GO (especially with Sweden~)

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Rachieeeeee [2012-05-03 17:21:32 +0000 UTC]

I want a Sweden doll~!

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Winterthorn [2012-04-26 04:40:57 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAaa so cute i have a swedish doll in my curio cabinet, because all things swedish are fascinating!

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Tibusfaciem02 In reply to Winterthorn [2013-11-27 03:03:44 +0000 UTC]

ja! sverige är bäst! Hem för Pewdiepie, Minecraft, Ikea och Volvo. Vad Amerika har?

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ShippudenNinja [2012-04-22 21:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Best description ever XD

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Jutia [2012-03-21 20:27:03 +0000 UTC]

SVERIGE SVERIGE!!!!! LOL!!!!!




OBS! ReAD THIS!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Please don`t judge my REALLY bad english* FROM SWEDEN!*
And please don´t judge my painting skills, I just started and im only 12 years old...
THANKS!

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Anastie469 [2012-02-23 05:26:53 +0000 UTC]

I will do anything ta get that doll!!>w<

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Razakstan [2012-01-10 06:18:59 +0000 UTC]

How much do you want for this here Sweden Doll?

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nerdymoosechild [2012-01-03 03:04:57 +0000 UTC]

how much is it.... I need this....

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Pokewolf1 [2012-01-03 03:04:45 +0000 UTC]

this made me. so. happy.

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lithuan1a [2011-11-29 05:01:11 +0000 UTC]

I laughed at the "Giant ass store"

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Sweden-APH [2011-11-28 04:19:13 +0000 UTC]

(( YOU ARE A GENIUS. XD ))

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jewardisthenewpink [2011-11-15 20:06:59 +0000 UTC]

omg. e du svensk?

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GingersaurusRex [2011-10-05 01:08:23 +0000 UTC]

OMG I want one XD

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Curmudgeonduo [2011-08-21 19:03:56 +0000 UTC]

I have cash. tell me where to go. I want this doll. I will buy this doll and give him his own room for him and the finland doll. I will love this doll for ever. and ever. and ever.

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Kyoridojin [2011-08-10 02:30:08 +0000 UTC]

I loved, "Giant ASS IKEA store." XDDDD

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Alicia-Chan28 [2011-08-09 03:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Sweden is not amused

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aru-its-china [2011-08-02 18:09:59 +0000 UTC]

SSSVVVEEEE SU SAN YAYA!! love ya

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FkaTaylor [2011-07-19 21:47:13 +0000 UTC]

do you take credit card lol XDDDD

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MapleLuver1 [2011-07-17 18:20:52 +0000 UTC]

never put Sweden doll near hungary doll ( Hungary will Yaoi slap him with the R-18 )

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werewolfinlove [2011-07-11 09:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Sealand's face... it makes me many happys

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Mica-Simpleton [2011-06-25 22:37:12 +0000 UTC]

i love swedish meatballs. -pervyface- (their from finland. ;D )

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