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Published: 2010-04-27 02:39:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 14496; Favourites: 415; Downloads: 29
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Description AMERICA DOLL ©
Bold, strong, handsome and smoking sexy. Words aren't enough to describe this American hottie. America Doll© is a one of a kind hero who loves hamburgers, aliens and anything American. Be aware that America Doll© has no sense of taste and may eat your garbage, leftovers and scraps. However, America Doll© will never ever eat Russian food so don't even think about giving that borscht soup to him. Caution: NEVER ever put America Doll© beside Russia Doll© for it may cause terrible consequences. If so, find your Iggy Doll© to ease America Doll©.

Note: If you find your Iggy Doll© missing, please be aware that it is most likely taken by America Doll©.
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Comments: 100

yuetu-chan [2015-08-24 13:27:55 +0000 UTC]

America Doll: Also comes with a pair of earplugs.

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OhioErieCanalGirl [2015-07-25 08:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Yup= just like a real American.

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redandsymmetry [2014-02-15 13:13:07 +0000 UTC]

-buys one-

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Hoennn [2013-09-28 00:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Can I put this on my Page? XD

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xXSpotted-SongXx [2013-09-10 21:56:05 +0000 UTC]

*runs to the store and buys one*

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airpIanes [2013-09-10 21:54:39 +0000 UTC]

//sobs
i cant get him. im russian, and even if i live in america i have russian food, stuff, and speak in russian. NOOOOOO!

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StarrlettAngel [2012-08-23 23:21:26 +0000 UTC]

I. WANT. TO. ORDER!!!!!

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MissArtistic01 [2012-07-11 01:58:19 +0000 UTC]


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equestriad [2012-07-06 13:19:05 +0000 UTC]

haha

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BerryLickilicky [2012-04-25 01:15:44 +0000 UTC]

I have an America plushie! X3

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Mikkasof900 [2012-04-12 00:24:11 +0000 UTC]

does a nuclear war start if i put america and russia together? or is it buttrape.

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sadbluebunny1234 [2012-03-10 18:36:41 +0000 UTC]

me:* put america doll with russia*
( five minutes later the cold war happen )

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MarvelHolt In reply to sadbluebunny1234 [2013-08-07 07:47:35 +0000 UTC]

also known as a realy long staring contest. or glaring.

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outsidersfan33 [2011-11-27 15:40:27 +0000 UTC]

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UltraMoe [2011-10-30 06:01:53 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Assassin-Writers [2011-09-11 15:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Puts America doll next to Russia

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finlandmoimoi [2011-08-27 02:01:19 +0000 UTC]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD WWWAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hayley566 [2011-06-27 03:13:18 +0000 UTC]

I WANT IT!!!!

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ChoSuzumori [2011-06-04 17:20:16 +0000 UTC]

I need this and the Iggy doll xD

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Yoshifan618 [2011-03-22 02:02:55 +0000 UTC]

wonerin...

What would happen if I put Italy Doll and Austria Doll together?

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Akazukin-Cruz In reply to Yoshifan618 [2011-04-30 15:38:03 +0000 UTC]

Maybe having Austria spaz out for thinking Italy was a girl?

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MajorOtakuGal [2011-03-12 20:52:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love the caution!!

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meincarrot [2011-03-03 22:32:22 +0000 UTC]

He comes with an Iggy doll? Two for one, sweet!

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RayquazaMaster [2011-02-26 16:35:27 +0000 UTC]

HERO!

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brattyfox [2011-02-22 01:09:20 +0000 UTC]

i want one

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Bear-Dog [2011-01-19 06:40:22 +0000 UTC]

I do not support Jo-Ker. BU

However, England is America's toady. So this is acceptable.

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Randomsplashes In reply to Bear-Dog [2011-01-19 06:58:48 +0000 UTC]

Um okay, thanks

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Jabborwocky [2011-01-14 09:01:29 +0000 UTC]

...in America.

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Randomsplashes In reply to Jabborwocky [2011-01-14 23:21:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL yes!

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Jabborwocky In reply to Randomsplashes [2011-01-28 08:48:10 +0000 UTC]

lol there's an iconéééé

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InsaneMonkeys [2011-01-08 23:29:26 +0000 UTC]

I want an America doll!

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Randomsplashes In reply to InsaneMonkeys [2011-01-08 23:36:23 +0000 UTC]

xDDD

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InsaneMonkeys In reply to Randomsplashes [2011-01-08 23:55:58 +0000 UTC]

yay! thank you thank you!
I wish I had all of the APH dolls that is if they were real. It would a be a lot of FUN!

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Allieelly [2011-01-07 04:28:00 +0000 UTC]

WIN.

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Randomsplashes In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-07 05:13:48 +0000 UTC]

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cjbolan [2011-01-06 17:56:45 +0000 UTC]

LMAO !

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Randomsplashes In reply to cjbolan [2011-01-06 23:28:55 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU xDDD

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tigerintheshadows [2011-01-04 03:06:48 +0000 UTC]

-Puts America and Russia dolls beside each other-

*Five minutes later* "... AND YOU TWO WILL LEARN TO GET ALONG LIKE YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING FRIENDS EVAR. HUG. NOW.... NO! SHUT YOUR FACES AND HUG. NOW, OR THINGS CAN GET DANGEROUS."

Or something.
These are awesomeness. :'D

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Randomsplashes In reply to tigerintheshadows [2011-01-04 03:18:41 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd xDD

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hillohoho [2010-11-06 01:18:01 +0000 UTC]

"Be aware that America Doll© has no sense of taste and may eat your garbage, leftovers and scraps."

Great. Now I don't have to worry about taking out the trash on Thursdays!

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trish0103 [2010-08-16 06:24:48 +0000 UTC]

OMG sjdhashdasjkdhjsahdjsahdjkashdjkashdjksah!!! I so want one.. NOW..

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Paper-Lamp [2010-05-02 04:12:04 +0000 UTC]


i want one.
infact i want ALL THEM.

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Randomsplashes In reply to Paper-Lamp [2010-05-02 21:12:29 +0000 UTC]



-hands them to you-

8D

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Paper-Lamp In reply to Randomsplashes [2010-05-04 23:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.
You're making a france...SOON? PLZ

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Randomsplashes In reply to Paper-Lamp [2010-05-05 00:33:27 +0000 UTC]

I will :3

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Paper-Lamp In reply to Randomsplashes [2010-05-05 00:41:39 +0000 UTC]

>:U thank you.

France is KING!

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lostuntothisworld [2010-05-01 19:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Or Iggy doll might have been kidnapped by France doll. If that is the case, then find America doll on your own by baiting a live trap with BigMacs and use him to save Iggy.

lol!
//shot

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Randomsplashes In reply to lostuntothisworld [2010-05-01 20:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe. That works too. I can imagine that xDDD

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lostuntothisworld In reply to Randomsplashes [2010-05-01 20:22:39 +0000 UTC]

lol right? //shot

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Randomsplashes In reply to lostuntothisworld [2010-05-01 20:25:09 +0000 UTC]

xD

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