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Published: 2010-08-29 01:58:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 7754; Favourites: 190; Downloads: 15
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Warrior Cat Jokes, Contest Entry. Beware Of suggestive....things...xD--
Jayfeather: -perks ears when smelling a familiar scent- Hello, Cinderheart.
Cinderheart: Hey there, sexy.
Jayfeather: Excuse me?
Cinderheart: -pounces on Jayfeather- You heard me.
Jayfeather: If I'm sexy, mind explaining to me what I look like?
Cinderheart: A light gray tabby with baby blue eyes.
Jayfeather: Great StarClan, I AM sexy aren't I?
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Spiderleg: -walks in with a kink in his tail-
Jayfeather: Spiderleg, can I help you with something?
Spiderleg: Why would I need help with something?! -fur bristling-
Jayfeather: Daisy's trying to rape you again, isn't she?
Spiderleg: ...
Jayfeather: -sigh- I'll go get the mouse intestines.
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Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart, wanna hear a joke?
Cinderheart: -sits next to Jayfeather eyes wide- SURE!
Jayfeather: ... Firestar.
Cinderheart: -looks disappointed- I don't get it. -Tilts head-
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Jayfeather: -hears caterwauling in the middle of the night- Great StarClan, what was that?
Cinderheart: Don't worry, it's just Ferncloud and Dustpelt...
Jeayfeather: And he wonders why he has a bad back.
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Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...
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Nightcloud: - I mean, what is your problem?!
Crowfeather: -looks bored- What kind of conversation is this?
Nightcloud: -continues to bitch- I mean come on! You chose me over her but you OBVIOUSLY love her more. You impregnated her with three freaking kits!
Crowfeather: - -_-'' - ...
Nightcloud: And how many kits did you give me?! One! ONE? COME ON- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME CROWFEATHER?!
Crowfeather: -is snoring softly-
Nightcloud: Crowfeather, you will give me more kits whether you like it or not -goes and gets a sharp stick-
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Thrushpelt: Great catch, Bluefur!
Bluefur: -is embarrassed- Erm, thanks
Thrushpelt: I loved that thing you did when you waggled your hindquarters, could you show me how to do it?
Bluefur: -awkward silence-
Thrushpelt: ...Yeah I think I'm gonna leave now
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Jayfeather: Your fur looks so beautiful in the Moonlight
Cinderheart: -blushes under pelt- Oh Jayfeather.....YOU STUPID PIECE OF FOX-DUNG! I HATE it when you do that!
Jayfeather: -grins-
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Whitestorm: -purrs- I love you
Willowpelt: -presses against Whitestorm- I love you too. And I always will
Whitestorm: The day I stop loving you will be the day that StarClan doesn't exist
Willowpelt: Aw, you are such a horrible flirt -purrs-
*Brindleface walks in*
Whitestorm: ...
Willowpelt: -coughs-
Brindleface: -is not impressed- Really?
Whitestorm: ... Can I explain?
Brindleface: Go ahead
Whitestorm: Well I...-
Brindleface: -walks away-
Whitestorm: Great StarClan, I'm dead
--
Bramblepaw: *jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of Firestar*
Firestar: Get off my you great lump
Bramblepaw: You didn't see me coming, did you
Firestar: *springs up and flings Bramblepaw into a tree* Bet you didn't see that coming either
Bramblepaw: Ow...
Firestar: Yeah, I thought so
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Moonflower: - And I had the vole pinned under a tree root and- Stormtail, are you listening to me?
Stormtail: *is staring at Dappletail*
Moonflower: Can you look at your mate for once?
Stormtail: I am
Moonflower: ...I give up
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Sandstorm: Firestar, did you ever notice how Graystripe seems to hit on all the gray tabbies?
Firestar: What do you mean?
Sandstorm: Silverstream was a gray tabby
Firestar: Yeah,
Sandstorm: Millie is also a gray tabby
Firestar: -facepalm- wow
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Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight is mine, Ashfur!
Ashfur: Nu-uh! She is mine.
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
*Stormfur sitting across the clearing watching*
Stormfur: -sigh- So much incest going on these days…
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Jaypaw: -goes into random cat's dreams- Hm..I need to find an interesting one. –Stops above Leafpool- I wonder…
*Voices coming from a distance in a grassy plateau-
Leafpool: Y-yes, like that! Keep going!
Crowfeather: Are you sure I shouldn't do that thing I did when I got you pregnant? –Looks seductively at Leafpool-
Leafpool: Ohhhh, yes please! –purrs-
Jaypaw: …..O_O sometimes I wish I couldn't see other cat's "Dreams"
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Thrushpelt: Great catch, Bluefur!
Bluefur: -is embarrassed- Erm, thanks
Thrushpelt: I loved that thing you did when you waggled your hindquarters, could you show me how to do it?
Bluefur: -awkward silence-
Thrushpelt: ...Yeah I think I'm gonna leave now
AKA-AKA-AWKWARD.
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Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...
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erm...jaypaw, that REALY didnt come out right -~-
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I dont get the 2nd one to much...im so stupid
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Untold story!
Firestar: You want more?
Sandstorm: *Sleeps beside him. Opens eyes. Nods* Yes
Firestar: How do you want it?
Sandstorm: Like always, Firestar.
Firestar: Ok! *Does nothing* How was that, Spottedleaf!?
Sandstorm: O.o
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Jayfeather: -perks ears when smelling a familiar scent- Hello, Cinderheart.
Cinderheart: Hey there, sexy.
Jayfeather: Excuse me?
Cinderheart: -pounces on Jayfeather- You heard me.
Jayfeather: If I'm sexy, mind explaining to me what I look like?
Cinderheart: A light gray tabby with baby blue eyes.
Jayfeather: Great StarClan, I AM sexy aren't I?
Yes indeed Jayfeather you are sexy XD
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Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right... LOLOLOLOL
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The Untold Dream
Fireheart:-Grunting In His Sleep
Fireheart:Ugh You Again What Do You Want?
Spoddedleaf: I HAve A Profacy For You
Fireheart:Again...
Spoddedleaf: Dont worry this is the best one-Pounces On Fireheart
Fireheart:W-what are you doing!
Spoddedleaf:Geting the kits you and i deserve
Fireheart:God Dammit i hope i never wake up
Spoddedleaf: You Dont Have to
Fireheart: Im NAmeing That one b****kit
Spoddeleaf:The More The Better!
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Jayfeather: -hears caterwauling in the middle of the night- Great StarClan, what was that?
Cinderheart: Don't worry, it's just Ferncloud and Dustpelt...
Jeayfeather: And he wonders why he has a bad back.
I LOL'D.
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I like the Stormfur one. Everyone's saying, "Ashfur is her mate!" "No Brambleclaw is!" I am team Stormfur. 8l
(I know Squirrelfight and Brambleclaw get together and Stormfur goes with Brook. But Stormfur loved her first.)
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You can ride on my stick...really jayfether....LOL
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Haha I read this a second time xD
Its stil hilarious! xD
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What was Crowfeather doing to leafpool on the last one??
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SEXIN' HER UP MHMMMMM
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OH DEAR GOD
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*cough* LOL Best Of:
1. LeafpoolXCrowfeather
2. FerncloudXDustpelt
3. StormtailXMoonflower
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I luv the "Firestar" joke! And i also luv Jayfeather's stick! . . . Wait, that came out wrong . . . XD
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i love jay-jay's stick too...
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Well, the Firestar joke....it's totally true
The Jayfeather's stick one was really fun to right xDD
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Yes, yes it is! ^^
LOL it must've been! XD
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(forgot to add)My favorite twoparts where
Jayfeather: hery Cinderheart wanna here a joke?
Cinderheart:what?
Jayfeather:....Firestar
Cinderheart:I dont get it.
I totally got that XD
and
Jayfeather:you can ride on my Stick
CinderHeart
Jayfeather:....that didn't sound right.
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I don't get the third one. I like the rest though it's funny. Could you explain the third one though?
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In the third one, Jayfeather is mocking Firestar by telling Cinder that Firestar is a joke xD
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make even more of these make this a serise for sake
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lol oh i love this
Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...
rolf!!
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I had so much fun making that one xD I am animating some of these and if I do this one, the facial expressions will be hilarious x3
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oh that will be priceless!!
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I t took me a minute to get the 3rd on *is slow *
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