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Published: 2010-08-29 01:58:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 7754; Favourites: 190; Downloads: 15
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Warrior Cat Jokes, Contest Entry. Beware Of suggestive....things...xD--
Jayfeather: -perks ears when smelling a familiar scent- Hello, Cinderheart.
Cinderheart: Hey there, sexy.
Jayfeather: Excuse me?
Cinderheart: -pounces on Jayfeather- You heard me.
Jayfeather: If I'm sexy, mind explaining to me what I look like?
Cinderheart: A light gray tabby with baby blue eyes.
Jayfeather: Great StarClan, I AM sexy aren't I?
--
Spiderleg: -walks in with a kink in his tail-
Jayfeather: Spiderleg, can I help you with something?
Spiderleg: Why would I need help with something?! -fur bristling-
Jayfeather: Daisy's trying to rape you again, isn't she?
Spiderleg: ...
Jayfeather: -sigh- I'll go get the mouse intestines.
--
Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart, wanna hear a joke?
Cinderheart: -sits next to Jayfeather eyes wide- SURE!
Jayfeather: ... Firestar.
Cinderheart: -looks disappointed- I don't get it. -Tilts head-
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Jayfeather: -hears caterwauling in the middle of the night- Great StarClan, what was that?
Cinderheart: Don't worry, it's just Ferncloud and Dustpelt...
Jeayfeather: And he wonders why he has a bad back.
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Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...
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Nightcloud: - I mean, what is your problem?!
Crowfeather: -looks bored- What kind of conversation is this?
Nightcloud: -continues to bitch- I mean come on! You chose me over her but you OBVIOUSLY love her more. You impregnated her with three freaking kits!
Crowfeather: - -_-'' - ...
Nightcloud: And how many kits did you give me?! One! ONE? COME ON- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME CROWFEATHER?!
Crowfeather: -is snoring softly-
Nightcloud: Crowfeather, you will give me more kits whether you like it or not -goes and gets a sharp stick-
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Thrushpelt: Great catch, Bluefur!
Bluefur: -is embarrassed- Erm, thanks
Thrushpelt: I loved that thing you did when you waggled your hindquarters, could you show me how to do it?
Bluefur: -awkward silence-
Thrushpelt: ...Yeah I think I'm gonna leave now
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Jayfeather: Your fur looks so beautiful in the Moonlight
Cinderheart: -blushes under pelt- Oh Jayfeather.....YOU STUPID PIECE OF FOX-DUNG! I HATE it when you do that!
Jayfeather: -grins-
--
Whitestorm: -purrs- I love you
Willowpelt: -presses against Whitestorm- I love you too. And I always will
Whitestorm: The day I stop loving you will be the day that StarClan doesn't exist
Willowpelt: Aw, you are such a horrible flirt -purrs-
*Brindleface walks in*
Whitestorm: ...
Willowpelt: -coughs-
Brindleface: -is not impressed- Really?
Whitestorm: ... Can I explain?
Brindleface: Go ahead
Whitestorm: Well I...-
Brindleface: -walks away-
Whitestorm: Great StarClan, I'm dead
--
Bramblepaw: *jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of Firestar*
Firestar: Get off my you great lump
Bramblepaw: You didn't see me coming, did you
Firestar: *springs up and flings Bramblepaw into a tree* Bet you didn't see that coming either
Bramblepaw: Ow...
Firestar: Yeah, I thought so
--
Moonflower: - And I had the vole pinned under a tree root and- Stormtail, are you listening to me?
Stormtail: *is staring at Dappletail*
Moonflower: Can you look at your mate for once?
Stormtail: I am
Moonflower: ...I give up
--
Sandstorm: Firestar, did you ever notice how Graystripe seems to hit on all the gray tabbies?
Firestar: What do you mean?
Sandstorm: Silverstream was a gray tabby
Firestar: Yeah,
Sandstorm: Millie is also a gray tabby
Firestar: -facepalm- wow
--
Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight is mine, Ashfur!
Ashfur: Nu-uh! She is mine.
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
*Stormfur sitting across the clearing watching*
Stormfur: -sigh- So much incest going on these days…
--
Jaypaw: -goes into random cat's dreams- Hm..I need to find an interesting one. –Stops above Leafpool- I wonder…
*Voices coming from a distance in a grassy plateau-
Leafpool: Y-yes, like that! Keep going!
Crowfeather: Are you sure I shouldn't do that thing I did when I got you pregnant? –Looks seductively at Leafpool-
Leafpool: Ohhhh, yes please! –purrs-
Jaypaw: …..O_O sometimes I wish I couldn't see other cat's "Dreams"
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sorry but i don't get the 2nd to last one. how would it be incest? lol
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oops sorry... ignore previous comment. I have to many tabs open x_x but for critique, i like it, and i think it's funny. But maybe use a bit better grammar. Your is good already though. Not much I can improve here by my standards. This is really well done, and I think it's really funny.
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Lolz. when you said Firestar was *facepalm* you could have said Firestar had a brainfart
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'Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...'
LOLOLOL im laughing my ass off XDXDXD
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That was my intention >|3 mwahaha
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firestar? whats the joke? i dont get it (cocks head)
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the just is firestar xD he in himself is a joke
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD no ._.
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YESH HE MINE! btw awesome icon.
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danke ;D
And no, he is mine xD. I already had this fight over him with someone and I won because they stopped replying x3
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BUT HE MINE! Lionblaze tryed to take him from meh!
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o_o er ok? no he is mine x3
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Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart, wanna hear a joke?
Cinderheart: -sits next to Jayfeather eyes wide- SURE!
Jayfeather: ... Firestar.
Cinderheart: -looks disappointed- I don't get it. -Tilts head-
i dont get it ethier XD
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hes saying firestar is a joke xD
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I thought it had something to do with Cinderpelt loving Firestar.
And that Cinderheart might get a crush on Firestar, now, according to the Erin Hunters. oAo
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o_____o oh that would be nasty. The age difference is too great and at the moment Cinderheart loves Lionblaze xD
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I love Cinderheart and Lionblaze, but the ending of Night Whispers made me want to slap both of them ;;
And god, yes, ew. I reallyreally don't want to see Lionblaze's (ex-ish)girlfriend hit on his grandpa.
Hopefully ol' Firefart will die before the Erins have a chance. Though of course, they're the ones that decide that. >>
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Nope, he will probably die at the end of Omens of the Stars which is the last real set of warriors; the set after that will be of ancient clan days and then the series will be over
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D'aww, but I don't want the series to be over. ;;
I want Cinderheart and Lionblaze to have kits n' shet. There are so many pairings that need to repopulate.
I'm going to have nothing to read when the series is over e.e
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ooh i kinda get it now XD
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lmao...haha 'you can ride on my stick'
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Jayfeather:You can ride on my stick.
Me
LOL,loved when jayfeather said that to cinder XD
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I like all of them, but Jayfeather's "Firestar" joke was quite fun to here >
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OMG IM DYING IN HILARITY!!! LOLOLOL!!! perverted yet hilarious! the perfect combo!
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lol! mouse intestines! I can barely breathe!
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waiiit now....................
was'nt Redtail Brindefaces mate?
Sorry if i'm wrong but I did'nt get that joke until i readed the comments and then i remembered that it was revealed in a erin hunter chat that Redtail was Brindlefaces mate....
Sorry again if i'm wrong
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he was with sandstorm, but whitestorm is ashfur and fernclouds father
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Lmaooo, there all very good, exsept Millie isnt a gray tabby shes atualy brown. (Thats why Briarlight is brown and Blossumfall is a tortie)
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no she is a gray tabby >.>'' look in the descriptions. they screw her up in the mangas
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Ahh, i was going of the mangas when shes brown XD.
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yeah alot of people think she is brown but she is truely a silver tabby as said in the actual chapter books
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Ahh, thats wierd then for her kits to be that colour o.O
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nah its blood line
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