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Published: 2010-08-29 01:58:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 7754; Favourites: 190; Downloads: 15
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Warrior Cat Jokes, Contest Entry. Beware Of suggestive....things...xD--
Jayfeather: -perks ears when smelling a familiar scent- Hello, Cinderheart.
Cinderheart: Hey there, sexy.
Jayfeather: Excuse me?
Cinderheart: -pounces on Jayfeather- You heard me.
Jayfeather: If I'm sexy, mind explaining to me what I look like?
Cinderheart: A light gray tabby with baby blue eyes.
Jayfeather: Great StarClan, I AM sexy aren't I?
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Spiderleg: -walks in with a kink in his tail-
Jayfeather: Spiderleg, can I help you with something?
Spiderleg: Why would I need help with something?! -fur bristling-
Jayfeather: Daisy's trying to rape you again, isn't she?
Spiderleg: ...
Jayfeather: -sigh- I'll go get the mouse intestines.
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Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart, wanna hear a joke?
Cinderheart: -sits next to Jayfeather eyes wide- SURE!
Jayfeather: ... Firestar.
Cinderheart: -looks disappointed- I don't get it. -Tilts head-
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Jayfeather: -hears caterwauling in the middle of the night- Great StarClan, what was that?
Cinderheart: Don't worry, it's just Ferncloud and Dustpelt...
Jeayfeather: And he wonders why he has a bad back.
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Cinderpaw: Ugh! I hate this injury! I can hardly even walk! I wish I could ride on a warriors back so I could still go into the forest...
Jaypaw: You can ride on my stick.
Cinderpaw: O_O
Jaypaw: That didn't come out right...
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Nightcloud: - I mean, what is your problem?!
Crowfeather: -looks bored- What kind of conversation is this?
Nightcloud: -continues to bitch- I mean come on! You chose me over her but you OBVIOUSLY love her more. You impregnated her with three freaking kits!
Crowfeather: - -_-'' - ...
Nightcloud: And how many kits did you give me?! One! ONE? COME ON- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME CROWFEATHER?!
Crowfeather: -is snoring softly-
Nightcloud: Crowfeather, you will give me more kits whether you like it or not -goes and gets a sharp stick-
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Thrushpelt: Great catch, Bluefur!
Bluefur: -is embarrassed- Erm, thanks
Thrushpelt: I loved that thing you did when you waggled your hindquarters, could you show me how to do it?
Bluefur: -awkward silence-
Thrushpelt: ...Yeah I think I'm gonna leave now
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Jayfeather: Your fur looks so beautiful in the Moonlight
Cinderheart: -blushes under pelt- Oh Jayfeather.....YOU STUPID PIECE OF FOX-DUNG! I HATE it when you do that!
Jayfeather: -grins-
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Whitestorm: -purrs- I love you
Willowpelt: -presses against Whitestorm- I love you too. And I always will
Whitestorm: The day I stop loving you will be the day that StarClan doesn't exist
Willowpelt: Aw, you are such a horrible flirt -purrs-
*Brindleface walks in*
Whitestorm: ...
Willowpelt: -coughs-
Brindleface: -is not impressed- Really?
Whitestorm: ... Can I explain?
Brindleface: Go ahead
Whitestorm: Well I...-
Brindleface: -walks away-
Whitestorm: Great StarClan, I'm dead
--
Bramblepaw: *jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of Firestar*
Firestar: Get off my you great lump
Bramblepaw: You didn't see me coming, did you
Firestar: *springs up and flings Bramblepaw into a tree* Bet you didn't see that coming either
Bramblepaw: Ow...
Firestar: Yeah, I thought so
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Moonflower: - And I had the vole pinned under a tree root and- Stormtail, are you listening to me?
Stormtail: *is staring at Dappletail*
Moonflower: Can you look at your mate for once?
Stormtail: I am
Moonflower: ...I give up
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Sandstorm: Firestar, did you ever notice how Graystripe seems to hit on all the gray tabbies?
Firestar: What do you mean?
Sandstorm: Silverstream was a gray tabby
Firestar: Yeah,
Sandstorm: Millie is also a gray tabby
Firestar: -facepalm- wow
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Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight is mine, Ashfur!
Ashfur: Nu-uh! She is mine.
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
Brambleclaw: No
Ashfur: Yes
*Stormfur sitting across the clearing watching*
Stormfur: -sigh- So much incest going on these days…
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Jaypaw: -goes into random cat's dreams- Hm..I need to find an interesting one. –Stops above Leafpool- I wonder…
*Voices coming from a distance in a grassy plateau-
Leafpool: Y-yes, like that! Keep going!
Crowfeather: Are you sure I shouldn't do that thing I did when I got you pregnant? –Looks seductively at Leafpool-
Leafpool: Ohhhh, yes please! –purrs-
Jaypaw: …..O_O sometimes I wish I couldn't see other cat's "Dreams"
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Comments: 316
Looooooooool, I LOVED this. Each joke is hilarious XD Good luck in the contest!
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"You can ride on my stick." That made me laugh XD
Very funny stuff ^^
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oh my god XD that's soooooooo funny!
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LOLOL "Great StarClan, I AM sexy aren't I?" xDD
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O~O....... I LOVE IT! sorry... LOL, It's just that my inner pervert had a field day with this.... I LOVE IT!
The firestar joke I loved, I mean, duh, he's an old fart now... and I think Jayfeather could be romantic if he wanted to.
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x3 don worry im a perv too xD
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That was the funniest / nastiest thing ive heard in warriors write more
Leafpool: yeah keep going keep going
LOL
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xP i have a dirty teenaged mind so xD
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I very much agree with Jay and Cinder's comment to eachother well to Jay anyway..... if only he wasnt blind...
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Oh great StarClan... XDDDDDD
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haha i like the third from the top xD
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I FREAKIN DIED LAUGHING DO MORE MORE MOAAAAAAAR~
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You musttt do more! Even my friend who doesn't have a dA died laughing when I showed these to her!
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the one with cinderheart and jeayfeather about the joke thingy, don't get it
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what number is it?
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never mind, i got it
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Jayfeather's saying that Firestar's a joke.
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Omg this is Great i got em all hope ya win
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I don't get the one with Whitestorm, Willowpelt, and Brindleface
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whitestorm had kits with brindleface then he went off and had kits with willowpelt
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hahaha! all of them are funny! xD
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OMG These are hilarious! I love the JayXStick one XD
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you didnt what the 3rd one?
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Sorry, typo -_-
I didn't get the 3rd one
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he is saying firestar is a joke
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OH.. I get it now. XD
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OMFG!! i laughed at all of them XDDD lmoa i love it great job lmfao
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Lols, these are graet! xD My sister doesn't even know all that much about warriors and she laughed at almost all fo these. xDDD I don't get the one between Bambleclaw and Ashfur, though.... Then again, I haven't read the 2nd and 3rd book of the new series yet, so...
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Jayfeather: Hey, Cinderheart, wanna hear a joke?
Cinderheart: -sits next to Jayfeather eyes wide- SURE!
Jayfeather: ... Firestar.
that.
was.
amazing.
the last one i lol'd too~ XDDD
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The one with Jay and Cinder in the moonlight is best xD
it makes me laugh every time XD
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XDDDD I understood ALL of that XDDD HILARIOUS!!!! You should TOTALLY make more!!!
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This. Is. AMAZING! lol i love Jayfeather~
loved joke!
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i dont get the one where the answer for a joke is firestar
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firestar is a joke xD thats what he is saying
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... i get it now but im not finding it funny for some reason.....
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xD i am because ive grown very tired of firestar lol
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lol, please do more, this totaly cracked me up!
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