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Crazy Vampire Python Slash

I was originally going to make this a parody scene of the infamous Twilight Meadow scene, but I was having problems on how I was going to do it, so I figured I'd drop that angle. Still, I don't know why I like the idea of Vampire!Gray/John slash so much, I guess I figure that the Pythons would be able to with what happens the best they can without angsting too much. This takes place before John's conversion. Any and all mistakes are purely my fault.

As he enjoyed the wonderfully erotic sensation of Graham gently sucking his blood, John Cleese mentally chuckled at the irony that he had first actually felt revulsion at Graham when he saw the latter sucking the blood out of what had seemed to be at first an innocent bystander.

Of course, John was lacking in some important information at the time. The Lesbian couple who pryed him off of Graham told him that he was actually trying to restrain the man, who was a violent homophobe trying to kill them for being gay. The bloodsucking was a last ditch attempt at stopping the man from finishing what he was going to do. Anyway, the homophobic bystander was in the hospital now recovering from the blood loss.

He had found Chapman and expected him to hold a grudge against John for what happened, instead, Graham had simply wittly quiped about it and the two of them soon burst into laughter. John's revulsion and dislike faded just like that, although he was still casious, knowing that vampires could be quite manipulative, ruthless creatures.

Although Graham was proving to be quite the sweet bloke, even if John did found his happy accpetence of his vampire state a bit unnerving.

"Gray?"

"Hmmm...Yes?" Graham looks up, managing to look geniuley curious despite the smugde of blood on his mouth.

"What else is true about you?" John asked, testing to see how much Gray was willing to reveal about his vampiric condition. "I know you don't cast a reflection and are vunerable to sunlight. But what else haven't you told me about vampires."

Graham ponders a moment before he speaks. "Well, I can be killed by a decapitation followed by a stake to the heart. I'm also quite vunerable to garlic and holy items, but I have no problems with talking about God, in fact, I think Jesus is quite a nice bloke."

That got a laugh from John, a vampire who was a Jesus fan. "Go on."

"We Vampires are gifted with the basic abilities normally assoicated with vampires, although we can develop new ones if we have the time and patience for it."

John had to admit the irony that despite the laziness Graham had during their writing sessions, he did had the willpower to develop his unique fleshshaping ability to help him with his doctoring skills.

"How do you convert others?"

"Pretty much we suck the person's blood gradually over a few days, then we give them a bit of our own blood to finish the transformation."

John hestitated before asking the next question. "Did you convert anybody into a vampire?"

"Not yet." Graham said, looking a bit wistful. "David warned me that I had to make sure that the person would be able to have the willpower to adapt to being a vampire. Otherwise, I would have to deal with a self-loathing undead on my hands."

"Must get rather lonely at times." John said sympathetically.

"It does." He replied. "But I do have caring lovers to ease that." Before John could say anything, Gray had turned into a small bat, happily clinging to his crotch sensually.

"Graham!" He said, shocked.

(Come on, it's quite consenual bestiallity.) Graham said telapathically, somehow managing a goofy grin as a bat. (You'll get used to it.)

To John's surprise, he found out he liked getting a blow job from his sometimes lover in bat form.

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Crazy Vampire Python Slash

I was originally going to make this a parody scene of the infamous Twilight Meadow scene, but I was having problems on how I was going to do it, so I figured I'd drop that angle. Still, I don't know why I like the idea of Vampire!Gray/John slash so much, I guess I figure that the Pythons would be able to with what happens the best they can without angsting too much. This takes place before John's conversion. Any and all mistakes are purely my fault.

As he enjoyed the wonderfully erotic sensation of Graham gently sucking his blood, John Cleese mentally chuckled at the irony that he had first actually felt revulsion at Graham when he saw the latter sucking the blood out of what had seemed to be at first an innocent bystander.

Of course, John was lacking in some important information at the time. The Lesbian couple who pryed him off of Graham told him that he was actually trying to restrain the man, who was a violent homophobe trying to kill them for being gay. The bloodsucking was a last ditch attempt at stopping the man from finishing what he was going to do. Anyway, the homophobic bystander was in the hospital now recovering from the blood loss.

He had found Chapman and expected him to hold a grudge against John for what happened, instead, Graham had simply wittly quiped about it and the two of them soon burst into laughter. John's revulsion and dislike faded just like that, although he was still casious, knowing that vampires could be quite manipulative, ruthless creatures.

Although Graham was proving to be quite the sweet bloke, even if John did found his happy accpetence of his vampire state a bit unnerving.

"Gray?"

"Hmmm...Yes?" Graham looks up, managing to look geniuley curious despite the smugde of blood on his mouth.

"What else is true about you?" John asked, testing to see how much Gray was willing to reveal about his vampiric condition. "I know you don't cast a reflection and are vunerable to sunlight. But what else haven't you told me about vampires."

Graham ponders a moment before he speaks. "Well, I can be killed by a decapitation followed by a stake to the heart. I'm also quite vunerable to garlic and holy items, but I have no problems with talking about God, in fact, I think Jesus is quite a nice bloke."

That got a laugh from John, a vampire who was a Jesus fan. "Go on."

"We Vampires are gifted with the basic abilities normally assoicated with vampires, although we can develop new ones if we have the time and patience for it."

John had to admit the irony that despite the laziness Graham had during their writing sessions, he did had the willpower to develop his unique fleshshaping ability to help him with his doctoring skills.

"How do you convert others?"

"Pretty much we suck the person's blood gradually over a few days, then we give them a bit of our own blood to finish the transformation."

John hestitated before asking the next question. "Did you convert anybody into a vampire?"

"Not yet." Graham said, looking a bit wistful. "David warned me that I had to make sure that the person would be able to have the willpower to adapt to being a vampire. Otherwise, I would have to deal with a self-loathing undead on my hands."

"Must get rather lonely at times." John said sympathetically.

"It does." He replied. "But I do have caring lovers to ease that." Before John could say anything, Gray had turned into a small bat, happily clinging to his crotch sensually.

"Graham!" He said, shocked.

(Come on, it's quite consenual bestiallity.) Graham said telapathically, somehow managing a goofy grin as a bat. (You'll get used to it.)

To John's surprise, he found out he liked getting a blow job from his sometimes lover in bat form.