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Did this rather quickly.Heh, I probably wouldn't have done this, it had just been sitting in my head for a few days. Then I see Sheik in Brawl... I mean, everyone could see it from a mile away, but... Oh man, are those boobs or massive man pecs? Way to go, Nintendo.
So I come to this conclusion: Sheik can be whatever you want... IT to be. We all know it's Zelda. It can be Zelda or Zelda with cock.
HELL MAYBE EVEN A DICKGIRL. Hence this craptastic doodle comic.
Unfortunately I see OoT Link to be a complete naive moron when it comes to sex. Come on the poor boy was asleep through adolescence. NO ONE TAUGHT HIM ANYTHING LOL. IT WAS ALL FIGHT FIGHT DEFEND AND PROTECT HYRULE RAWR.
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Comments: 51
Ixbran [2010-06-27 07:36:15 +0000 UTC]
lol
poor sheik, she has to put up with a childish adult who never grew through puberty
xD
i feel so sorry for her in this comic.
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catwoman1199 [2009-07-17 03:32:07 +0000 UTC]
i never thought about that but your TOTALLY RIGHT
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dreamo7777 [2009-07-11 19:36:09 +0000 UTC]
Sheik must be male because Zelda uses her power to transform into skiek,a male.
Sorry for the spoiler.
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Agu-Fungus [2009-02-16 19:05:34 +0000 UTC]
You know, if I were Link, the smartest thing to say would be: "Sorry, I don't do fifty-fifties. Good bye Sheik."
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yaoiluver989 [2009-01-02 03:10:05 +0000 UTC]
"I'm pretty... Flexible." ahhh... my brain kinda hurts... I always thought of Sheik as a guy but... *Has mental image* *twitch* That kinda messed me up, even if I DO like yaoi...
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xIchixCoolxGirlx [2008-12-18 20:06:17 +0000 UTC]
This is so CooooOol!Lol! thats a good question! Great comic!
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xIchixCoolxGirlx [2008-12-18 20:05:17 +0000 UTC]
This is so CooooOol!Lol! thats a good question! Great comic!
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mdizzle999872 [2008-12-08 16:33:39 +0000 UTC]
That is a very good point, he just sort of skipped it
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Ether101 [2008-11-25 01:30:52 +0000 UTC]
I love how the prince/ss had no problem with being with Link as a guy.
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Darkened-Tragedy [2008-11-03 23:46:29 +0000 UTC]
Made me lol
XD...
poorpoor Link...
This is the problem all the girls have in the game he just doesn't see that they like him...
XD
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tolkienelf [2008-10-26 05:31:18 +0000 UTC]
hahahahahahahahahahaha Ohhhh Link. What a cutie. I think I'll keep him ^_^
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supercheese2468 [2008-08-19 02:38:41 +0000 UTC]
XD WIN!!!!!! And he's right, you can NEVER have too many bottles
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dreamo7777 In reply to supercheese2468 [2009-07-11 19:41:03 +0000 UTC]
Very true, especially in temples, no BOSSES
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darkfire-kitty [2008-06-16 05:27:23 +0000 UTC]
I started gigging like a retarded fangirl at 'Flexible'.
Dammit Link and his pure-non-pervertedness!!
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phantomonkey [2008-05-09 22:59:26 +0000 UTC]
I really like this, it makes it so that people can't really argue Sheik's gender. I personally think Sheik is a woman but that only what I want her to be.
Also dickgirls scare me.
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Pitten [2008-02-11 00:26:14 +0000 UTC]
I think he'd dig the mirror shield. Useful as a defense weapon and inevitably a devise for simulated attempts at masturbatory narcissism!
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Misswaterfox [2008-02-10 06:19:13 +0000 UTC]
IΒ΄m with you Sheik! I think Link really should live his entire life
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Ether101 In reply to Misswaterfox [2008-03-15 08:32:43 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but that way of thinking lead to reality getting split in two....
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Ether101 In reply to Misswaterfox [2008-11-25 01:26:34 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that and there's the whole problem of the Master Sword only being a hundred years old in ALttP.
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Batia [2008-01-23 02:02:22 +0000 UTC]
*still cracking up*
This is hilarious!! Friggin' awesome man!!
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NovaGreensocks [2008-01-18 01:46:05 +0000 UTC]
Ooh! Sheik should turn into an awesome soda-vending machine! 'Cause soda's Nova's favorite >X3
"Drink Sheikah Cola... or DIE."
Can't argue with a catchy slogan like that!
83.....
*runs off to poke her housemates*
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origamidude [2008-01-17 23:55:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh man, I'm not touching that gender-confusing debate with a ten-foot pole. XP
Anywho, awesome comic. XD
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ZairosTwilight [2008-01-17 09:05:21 +0000 UTC]
Lmao. " Don't be shy, just let me know. I'm pretty.... Flexible."
That can be taken in so many ways..
Rawr.
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earthspring [2008-01-16 22:14:35 +0000 UTC]
I always though Sheik was male. D8
Link's big nose is biiig.
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arrkane [2008-01-16 19:43:56 +0000 UTC]
Maybe Sheik's a... Hermaphrodite? D8 -brain hurts-
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SleepingSuzette [2008-01-16 17:25:37 +0000 UTC]
...Dude, mirrorsheik would be awesome.
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DreemDancer [2008-01-16 15:30:40 +0000 UTC]
Well dang what happens when link gets in the mood on accident and doesn't even know what to do D: ....or if he even gets one at all.
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fwaem [2008-01-16 15:25:00 +0000 UTC]
lol i've seen the 'is sheik a man or a woman?' joke countless times before - this is the best. and most accurate, sadly...
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