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Published: 2020-06-10 12:48:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 824; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Oh! Dion! What is wrong with you? Is it my spacesuit prevents me from smelling like dinner? Or my spacesuit smells like melting plastic, which I am getting the feeling both my gloves and boots (oh no!) are starting to melt! I love these gloves and boots! What am I going to do without them? These are a part of my iconic look! Just like I am a part of my iconic look!
I am in a real jam here! If I lose important parts of my spacesuit, I shall have to declare a universal shopping emergency! Everything shall stop! I shall put this planet on hold and head for my nearest Her-Space (do they have those here?) and go shopping! I can't touch this BRAND NEW LASER of mine and get melted plastic all over it! It may break it! And then I will be really angry!
Sit there growling at me! How dare you! You are going to get a mouth full of melted plastic! I would but that is my hand!
Dion - this is your last warning! My shopping trip comes way before me worrying about you being extinct!
-Derica
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