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Description Another collaboration with *zombie-fingers ! I'm not sure why she keeps letting me post them. Loki and Tony's reactions are the best parts!

I've been wanting to draw this since I saw the Captain America movie. At one point, Steve tells Peggy that his new metabolism is eight (?) times that of a normal human. It completely took me out of the scene because, dear god, how much food must Cap eat? I don't understand how he has time to do anything else!

In my head, Cap's basically Ron Weasley in A Very Potter Musical . Constantly eating.
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ZackWriter23 In reply to ??? [2020-12-25 15:21:31 +0000 UTC]

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Cookie-Lovey [2019-06-21 21:30:36 +0000 UTC]

yeah... it looks so ''Healthy''. XD

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HellPhoenix5 [2019-02-06 11:50:22 +0000 UTC]

"Cap...you call THAT a light breakfast?!"

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jkrolak [2018-12-07 02:08:35 +0000 UTC]

I don't necessarily see Cap as a junk food junkie. On the other hand I can easily see him polishing off a "farmer's breakfast" of steak, eggs, hash browns, a few (dozen) pancakes, toast, and washing it down with a quart of milk or OJ. 

Nothing like a good breakfast to start the day...


Oh, almost forgot the coffee... just a pot or two.

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bbb35 [2017-08-22 19:34:35 +0000 UTC]

Poor Steve, he eats so much, he needs too cause of his super metabolism. And thankfully, it gives hi that hot bod.

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DJMonster101 [2017-03-12 18:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Captain America is seriously me! XD

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fbi12345 [2016-06-02 20:15:10 +0000 UTC]

It's four times that of a normal human. But that is for normal routine. When outrunning cars or beating up evil supervillians, I imagine his metabolism is a lot higher. The guy probably has to go order five Mcdonald whoppers after saving the day. 

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MariaJose21 In reply to fbi12345 [2016-07-22 17:40:44 +0000 UTC]

I want to be like that. Just eat and eat and not gain weight

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fbi12345 In reply to MariaJose21 [2016-07-22 20:03:56 +0000 UTC]

For reference in Age of Ultron, Thor gave four WWII veterans (who probably been experienced drinkers) and Cap, Asgardian wine. It knock out all four instantly, but Captain America wasn't even tipsy. 

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Garchompisbeast In reply to fbi12345 [2016-12-16 14:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Cap just can't get drunk

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MariaJose21 In reply to fbi12345 [2016-07-23 05:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap. I remember that! That sounds awesome. Once I get older that would be good at parties (my family likes to throw big parties for birthdays and there is always alcohol. Plus I'm Hispanic)

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CRichwine [2016-04-09 04:53:07 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm kind of like Cap..always hungry, never fat lol. Not that I just eat, of course, but my body processes it fast. I love how Cap's just like "Don't judge me I have a problem".

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PhantomCrooner [2016-03-09 22:02:36 +0000 UTC]

Love it! Laughing so hard right now!

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MariaJose21 [2015-12-14 01:49:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm always Jealous of people who can eat whatever they want and not get fat!!

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PhantomOfDestiny [2015-08-16 05:49:48 +0000 UTC]

Steve, you piglet XD wish I could eat that much without getting sick or getting fat XD

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TheDarkWepon [2015-05-10 06:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Well... he IS American.

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wolfsketchingmaster [2015-04-12 19:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Hes a American that has been frozen for 70 years, i think hes hungry O_O

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Winter-Soul-13 [2015-02-16 01:35:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm rather jealous now 

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lofis07a [2015-02-02 00:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Amerika Fuck Yea
They got hamburgers!!!

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Worldsmixer1234 [2015-02-01 16:37:48 +0000 UTC]

OMG I'm sorry to compare this to Hetalia but he's just like a personification- they all have crazy-high metabolisms and need to eat a lot. XD

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AGENT00NINJA In reply to Worldsmixer1234 [2016-02-28 19:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Yup *high fives fellow Fan*

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Worldsmixer1234 In reply to AGENT00NINJA [2016-02-28 19:15:39 +0000 UTC]

*high fives back* I gotchu fam.

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AGENT00NINJA In reply to Worldsmixer1234 [2016-03-05 17:41:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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Worldsmixer1234 In reply to AGENT00NINJA [2016-03-05 17:56:51 +0000 UTC]

You and I could be friends.

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AGENT00NINJA In reply to Worldsmixer1234 [2016-03-07 05:18:18 +0000 UTC]

We can!!! Yay

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Galer-X [2015-01-16 18:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Steve you have a problent

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Coalition [2014-12-17 06:51:45 +0000 UTC]

I'd see it as his metabolism can go up to 8 times faster, both for healing, digesting, dealing with poisons (alcohol), etc.

So he can eat a normal breakfast, but if he needs to burn the calories he can put them away, and put them to use.  That scene of him with the punching bag should have had a couple fans so he could cool off faster, and eventually Cap does his main energy burning by going swimming.

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transformers901 [2014-11-11 01:37:34 +0000 UTC]

how's that light breakfast? but then again he does burn a lot of calories

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budderninjaMC [2014-10-15 00:47:56 +0000 UTC]

that is the equivalent of what I eat when we go to a buffet for diner.

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Voorhees657 [2014-05-29 20:43:21 +0000 UTC]

And this is the reason that in 1D fanfics Niall horan is captain Irealand. 

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Marvelstars [2014-05-04 04:30:06 +0000 UTC]

lmfao.... poor steve

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TheAsorlinsStrike [2014-05-02 02:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Probably even more than that. Michel Phelps eats stuff like for breakfast.

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rababco [2013-11-26 00:36:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised that he isn't shown eating all the time.

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fanfics4ever [2013-10-30 00:46:00 +0000 UTC]

he's been frozen for 70 years, he's missed some meals, so he's probably STARVING!

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weAreNoHeroes [2013-10-28 13:59:38 +0000 UTC]

you think this is bad, you should see hulks breakfast

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werecoon [2013-07-16 16:30:56 +0000 UTC]

AAWW~~!! Steve you fatty!!

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XSpriteyX [2013-06-25 03:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Brings to mind that line from 17 again "What are you eating!?" "I dunno I just know that I'm hungry alllllll the time!"

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gumballcariedarwin [2013-05-17 02:38:31 +0000 UTC]

yes that is a Light Breakfast. now about you Captain

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Usagi66 [2013-01-29 13:14:30 +0000 UTC]

typical amercan breakfast

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scirius14 [2012-12-07 02:10:35 +0000 UTC]

I love how utterly creeped out Tony looks XD

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PonchoFirewalker01 [2012-11-27 22:19:25 +0000 UTC]

It's 4 times.

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HockeyWitch [2012-11-03 17:09:07 +0000 UTC]

He and The Flash should have a contest...Flash would totally own him XD Great drawing though <3

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cookielover17 [2012-10-23 19:58:26 +0000 UTC]

hey! he has a fast metabolism! xD

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sonictails9 [2012-10-20 14:47:25 +0000 UTC]

i want all of that food sooooo badly!!!!

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BBnRae2gthr4evr [2012-09-30 04:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Steeb, you're gonna get fat >:C


and I would love to see it <3333

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Res-Gestae In reply to BBnRae2gthr4evr [2012-09-30 16:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Michael Phelps has a better chance of getting fat than Steve

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nightchildmoonchild [2012-09-04 02:51:20 +0000 UTC]

It's a good thing Tony's a billionaire, otherwise the Avengers would never afford to have Steve around for long. Their food bill must be through the roof.

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cherrydoveberry [2012-08-22 12:59:34 +0000 UTC]

This would be my breakfast.

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KenzieKaddl33 [2012-08-16 22:43:56 +0000 UTC]

I want to see an eating contest between Thor and Cap stat!

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Res-Gestae In reply to KenzieKaddl33 [2012-08-17 01:28:43 +0000 UTC]

I'd pay for that.

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