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Published: 2010-12-19 02:41:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 2365; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 11
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Congratulations, Axis. You can beat a armless infant.

This comic isn't mutually exclusive with its earlier counterpart .

*zombie-fingers and I have been joking about RetroVision for a while. It ended up way more Terminatory than I had originally planned but that's not a bad thing.

Now that I'm done, I think Axis' line is totally unnecessary. It'd work just as well without any talking at all. However, there definitely needs to be background music. Pandora had me listening to I'm Yours , Sexy Bitch , Boom Boom Pow , and Break Your Heart . All of those songs give this comic a wonderful atmosphere.

Why didn't I put a "disarmed" joke in here?!
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Comments: 39

BlondeFromHell [2014-08-21 20:48:10 +0000 UTC]

It looks like the infant has a mustache

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WingsofParadox [2010-12-24 02:19:44 +0000 UTC]

I waited a while before commenting.. because when ever I see Retrograde my brain turns to mush from his adorableness.

Other then Retros cuteness I love this comic so hard XD I cant pick a favourite panel because I like something in each of them. The "Not Mama" "Food" thing made me giggle, as did the fact Axis is pointing Retros arm at him. The tash and potato head arm, Retros determined "NOM >=O" face.

Also Axis Cons insignia's top hat still makes me giggle

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Res-Gestae In reply to WingsofParadox [2010-12-24 20:00:59 +0000 UTC]

I tend to be a late commenter myself so it's all good.

I'm glad you like it. It's always good to hear each panel has something interesting in it

That top hat gets so many comments. It's kind of ridiculous.

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WingsofParadox In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-29 15:51:21 +0000 UTC]

Maybe the Top Hat shoud have a name of its own? or maybe its own stamp, then people can show their appreciation without commenting on it? XD

I think Im kinda like a goldfish and forget its there until I notice it again, then Im impressed all over again.

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Res-Gestae In reply to WingsofParadox [2011-01-26 06:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol! I'm sure =Chocolatebonbons121 will make a stamp one day.

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Jimperbam [2010-12-19 22:03:31 +0000 UTC]

Retro: officially the cutest thing on the internet. And why does Axis have Retro in the first place? Gawd, I hear some "trailer trash mom"'s earthquake footsteps a-comin'.

Have I mentioned that I can only hear Axis talking like Dodger's opening few lines in Oliver and Company?

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Res-Gestae In reply to Jimperbam [2010-12-20 00:30:56 +0000 UTC]

I find that hard to believe with this around.

*zombie-fingers 's old armless Retro comic explains this plot point.

I haven't watched Oliver and Company in a long time. Good movie. I can see why you'd pick Dodger for Axis. They've both got street savoire faire

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Zarak342 [2010-12-19 17:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Mario Retro: omnomnom

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Res-Gestae In reply to Zarak342 [2010-12-20 00:22:50 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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BitterSweetDrug [2010-12-19 16:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Thats so mean and cheap what Axis is doing there...
It still makes me snicker, Imma bad person :U
that moustache makes Retro look like Mario

I love the panel with Retros point of view, and that 'Not Mama' made me think of Baby Bruce Sinclair... even it's surely more than 15 years ago when I watched the Series it just fits :'D

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Res-Gestae In reply to BitterSweetDrug [2010-12-20 00:22:25 +0000 UTC]

You're the best kind of bad person.

I didn't have Mario in mind but it does kind of look like that.

Baby Bruce Sinclair? I know I've heard of that but I'm not sure what it is.

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BitterSweetDrug In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-20 04:57:56 +0000 UTC]

XD~ nice said~

It is [link] ">this

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Res-Gestae In reply to BitterSweetDrug [2010-12-22 00:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I remember that guy.

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TeaDrinkingHater [2010-12-19 15:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Not Mama

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Res-Gestae In reply to TeaDrinkingHater [2010-12-20 00:20:18 +0000 UTC]

No

Not mama

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AXEL464 [2010-12-19 08:35:29 +0000 UTC]

D: Retrograde is soooo cuteeee~~~

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Res-Gestae In reply to AXEL464 [2010-12-20 00:20:07 +0000 UTC]

So cute you have to make a D: face?

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AXEL464 In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-20 08:12:24 +0000 UTC]

For what Axis is doing to poor Retro lol. Dat baby loves to nom nom on anyone doesn't he?

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Res-Gestae In reply to AXEL464 [2010-12-22 00:00:23 +0000 UTC]

He does. Retro's priorities are clear.

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LordTyranicus [2010-12-19 05:54:09 +0000 UTC]

awesome stash retro knows only food and mama. anything else is of no concern

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Res-Gestae In reply to LordTyranicus [2010-12-20 00:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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BabyGryphon [2010-12-19 04:07:01 +0000 UTC]

I love how simple Retro's mind is and how he keeps trying to nom Axis.

I see a Mr. Potato head mustache on Retro did he eat him to and that is why there is the arm left?

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Res-Gestae In reply to BabyGryphon [2010-12-19 04:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Retro doesn't need your fancy pants categories. He knows what he wants.

Originally, I considered having Axis stuff the Mr. Potato Head in Retro's mouth but this worked out better.

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BabyGryphon In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-19 04:12:33 +0000 UTC]

XD LOl, I guess he does Sanity.

Oh really? o:

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TaintedTamer [2010-12-19 03:13:29 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, the Mr. Potato Head arm on the desk amuses me greatly.

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Res-Gestae In reply to TaintedTamer [2010-12-19 03:16:10 +0000 UTC]

It's the little things

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Tartly-Sweet [2010-12-19 02:55:49 +0000 UTC]

If everything was in Retrovision, life would be sooooooo simple.

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Res-Gestae In reply to Tartly-Sweet [2010-12-19 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]

It'd also be very fiiiiiiiiiishy.

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Miapet [2010-12-19 02:52:10 +0000 UTC]

mama
>>NOT MAMA >:U

Oh Axle. You are so evil...and not Mama

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Res-Gestae In reply to Miapet [2010-12-19 02:53:55 +0000 UTC]

SO MANY THINGS ARE NOT MAMA. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Would we want Mama Axis? Really?

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Miapet In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-19 03:03:41 +0000 UTC]

THEY SHOULD BE EATEN... BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE FOODS.

I'm imagining Bazooka wouldn't mind it. :U But she's weird. I DO NOT WANT AN AXIS MAMA. I would have no curfew. :C

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Res-Gestae In reply to Miapet [2010-12-19 03:08:02 +0000 UTC]

WHAT ISN'T FOOD?

Mama Axis would do horrible, terrible things to the little childrens. Child abuse times infinity. Baby shuffleboard, baby volleyball, baby bowling, baby bobsled races....

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Miapet In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-19 03:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Axis apparently. D:

NO BABEH ABUSE. HE WILL BE PUNEESHED.>:U By a true mama... Like Kolton. Yep. He's the mommy.

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Res-Gestae In reply to Miapet [2010-12-19 03:15:56 +0000 UTC]

This is true. No one should attempt to eat Axis.

He lacks the necessary hips to be a mommy.

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Miapet In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-19 03:29:22 +0000 UTC]

They might die. :U

True. Perhaps he adopts?

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Res-Gestae In reply to Miapet [2010-12-19 03:31:17 +0000 UTC]

They will die.

Borrows with no intention of returning.

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Miapet In reply to Res-Gestae [2010-12-19 03:38:49 +0000 UTC]

I shall be sure to warn all I meet.

But why would he do thaaat?

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Ojunix [2010-12-19 02:50:43 +0000 UTC]

WTF
Why is Axis alone with a Infant that is just Wrong & I would think Mama might Kill him that also why does he have a Furry Mustache?

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Res-Gestae In reply to Ojunix [2010-12-19 02:53:14 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Potato Head mustache.

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