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Published: 2012-06-12 03:06:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 29232; Favourites: 570; Downloads: 1384
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I've put it up on tumblr now: [link] David is a seven year old who likes to pull everything off the shelves into his mommy's shopping kart.
Edit: ~BLANDCorporatio made an "epilogue" pic .
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAHAHHA.
This is epic xD <3
-le deepest apologies for spam-
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Hi!
Your beautiful works have been featured in my journal here: [link] 
Greetings!
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this through out the movie.
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Oh no. We were in good company!
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God there must've been about eight different times where I was like "Jesus Christ, David! Stop touching things! That's a melting can of God-knows-what. STOP TOUCHING IT!"
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I want my own David 8. I can give him some clorox wipes and then let him just go crazy touching things in my house.
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yeah thats so true sadly i couldent watch the whole movie and ran out at the whole squid baby cut her open part :/
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That was the only part that was genuinely gross. The rest from there was just laughably dumb.
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True I missed the rest of the movie thou I'm highly squeamish so it dissent end well
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Thank you for a big laugh and for making a very good point. I too kept thinking "noo, don't touch that!" to the point of getting angry with the movie. And your illustration made me realize I hadn't even remembered half the pokes... Love the leg!
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Holy crap, that's awesome. Thank you!
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your welcome, I always like when people see that their work is really popular
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This totally sums up David. What a goofball.
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Lmao! I didn't think of that when I saw the movie, lol
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Sums up the movie and what David mostly does.
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David's my favorite character. He makes the randomest shit happen.
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This made me find the movie hilarious, especially when I said "poke" every time someone just did something stupid... FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Penal-vagina monsters everywhere.
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Prometheus says science means deciding your findings and conclusions before running your experiments
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Yoop, mentioned by the second opening scene where the female protagonist poking the screen to see the audience.
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I love this! It pretty much sums up the movie, you know.
DAVID NO!!!!!!
I just saw the movie over the weekend, and this is probably my favorite piece of Prometheus fanart EVER.
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You're welcome! BTW, I attempted my own David8 fanart here. [link] Looky, flowers!
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He's the best character by far.
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I'm pretty sure this was the early version of the script.
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I can't wait for more parodies to show up.
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This. Is. Funny!
Favved it. Even inspired me to draw a version that describes what happens after a certain someone goes through a certain bodily rearrangement. No match for this though. And I love your efficient style here!
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I love it when people run with my ideas! It's the best thing ever. I put a link to your deviation in my artist's comments.
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You're most kind, thanks!
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I first saw this on tumblr and snickered for about 4 minutes straight. David knows the concepts of everything except other people's business.
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I think maybe David meant to greet him but accidentally insulted the poor engineer instead.
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At least I know I'm not the only one who pulled everything into the shopping cart as a kid....
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