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About Boomstick
  Name: Boomstick, “The Great Waterbender: Boomstick the Wet”
  Aliases: Father of All Shotguns
  Occupation: Death Battle Host, The Armory Reboot Host, DBX Founder and Original Host, Weapons Expert
  Hosted several episodes of Top 10s
  Founded Boomstick’sBlowUpTime.com and BoomstickRulez#1.com
  May be a demigod, as Spawn’s God looks like his Nana
  May be the son of Sarge from Red vs Blue
  Has 13 stepfathers and a sister
  Supposedly has seven ex-wives, one of which is Wiz’s sister
  May be the father of Evil Craig
  His favorite battle strategy is beat the shit out of anything that moves
-He makes sure his opponents are dead
  Is a heavy drinker
  Absolutely adores weapons
-Especially shotguns
-Cradles his guns as if they were his children
-He even gets turned on by guns on occasion
  Has the mentality of "if it didn't work the first time, maybe it'll work the second time around"
  Helps host the Battle Arenas in Hell each weekend
  Is supposedly wanted in all 50 states for putting people into Death Races

Feats
  Was hired as Death Battle’s weapons expert
  Fought against Wiz in a Rap Battle
  Survived played tennis with Wiz, using a nuclear warhead as the ball
  Appeared in Red vs Blue
  Appeared in the AVGN video game
  Left in the middle of a Death Battle prelude
  Hosted 2 previews on his own
  Performs an annual ritual sacrifice of several chickens on the anniversary of his grandfather's death, which involves them being ritualistically killed and subsequently cooked and eaten
  “Buys” 3% of the world’s alcohol
  Wrote his name in buckshots
  Killed a magician he thought was trying to kill him
  Was the only one of his friend group to survive his mother’s competitions to eat 60 hotdogs in 10 minutes
  Has eaten child haggis made by his mother
  Was a test subject for Wiz once
  Has dealt with the annoyance that is Deadpool three times
  Is slowly taking over all internet shows
  Has killed all clowns he's come in contact with so they don't kill him first
  Is the world's best woodsman shotgun wood carver
-By default due to him killing the rest
  May have made a deal with the devil
  Has appeared in an episode of Hard News
  He invaded and burned down Wiz's lab, supposedly by accident
  Has killed every clown he's ever met
  May or may not have been raised by a pirate zombie at one point
-Who cut off Boomstick’s leg while drunk
  Has an old fashioned artillery in his and Wiz's base for defense
-Works great against squirrels
  Threw up on Wiz once
  Killed Wiz's robot dog
  Is hunting for Bigfoot himself
  Cut off Wiz’s arm with Wiz’s tachyon table saw
  Sacrificed countless interns to create his Ammunition Measurement Chart
  Teamed up with Wiz to warn the world of Nick Cage
  Obtained the Continuity Gem from Deadpool and The Mask
  Was hired by Vought to make a Death Battle between the Seven (sans Homelander) and Billy Butcher
  At one point drank several Speed Force sodas, being classified a natural disaster

Intelligence
  Graduated with a poultry science major, specializing in frying
  Has claimed to have an IQ of 480
-This was the result after Lumosity raised his IQ 22%
-This may have decreased after watching the White Ranger's Saber speak to a bird
  Is a weapons expert and can make estimates of the energy output of explosives by looking at images
  Is knowledgeable of dinosaurs
  Worked with Wiz in an attempt to solve the Wingdings font
  Prone to saying profound things every now and then
  Has trouble pronouncing long and foreign words
  Claims to have temporarily attended ninja school
  Designed the traps for Death Race, including the large death machine in the Battle Cars episode
  Weapons Engineering
-Is a skilled inventor of weapons
--Questionable morals when it comes to his weapon inventions
--Made a kitten cannon and a baby launcher
-Has read multiple gun manuals
  Is skilled at taking care of bizarre pets
-Got so drunk he woke up with a dozen kangaroos and married a lamp
-At one point owned a raptor named Barney, a hedgehog, his turtle Mr. Snappy, Jack Spaniels, and Fire Seals
--Looked after a polar bear at one point as well

Strength
  Can lift the members of Screwattack and throw them around in Screwattack’s Royale Rumble
  Can carry the one ton weight of the Mjolnir Mk. VI Armor via the neural interface connection
  Punched a shark in the face hard enough to kill it, or at the very least knock it out, so that he and Wiz could eat it
  Capable of punching down trees
  May have wrestled with a polar bear to get it back inside
  Dislocated his own middle finger while trying to replicate Carnage’s ability to fling his fingers as weapons
-Pulled his finger to the point where he could spin it around
  Can use his chainsaw, which is massive
  Shattered a giant block of ice by jumping on it
  Casually destroyed a watermelon by chopping it
  Broke one of Wiz' leg bones
  Could easily lift and throw an anvil

Durability
  Ate a bunch of eels in an attempt to get Blanka’s powers
  Capable of punching down trees without getting wounded
  Took a hit from Wiz's robotic arm
  Has clawed out his own eyes in Deadpool vs Deathstroke
-Still able to see somehow
  Got his junk stuck in a toaster
-Whether it was turned on or not is unknown
  Has apparently gone through enough physical hardships to know that being shot is much better than being impaled by rebar
  Can drink a large amount of alcohol before falling unconscious
  Has eaten fire
-Hurt like hell, though
  His insides were once lit aflame due to his constant alcohol consumption
-Recovered within a week
  He can survive being heavily shocked by an outlet
  Tanked Black Widow’s Widow’s Bite twice in a row
  Was unharmed by swallowing a bunch of glowsticks
-Stated he’s swallowed worse
  Rubbed poop into his eye then poured vodka onto them
  Withstood one of his knives falling and stabbing into him after being blasted into the air from the recoil of a shotgun blast
  Withstood an anvil being smashed into him after being bounced back by Booster Gold’s dispersion field

Speed
  Managed to hit a Great White Shark while in the water
-Great White Sharks have a top swimming speed of 25 mph, but can swim 35 mph in short bursts
  Physically chased and caught squirrels after punching them out of trees
-Squirrels can run at a top speed of 20 mph
  Hit Wiz in the nuts before he could react
  Punched Wiz in the face before he could react

Abilities
  Skilled Shooter
-Was taught at the age of 4 by his 13th and final stepfather, a T-850 Terminator, how to reload a level-action shotgun with one hand
--Can single-handed reload dual shotguns
-Capable of shooting his shotgun from his mouth...somehow
-Capable of shooting with his eyes closed
-Can fire Onyx Roses with his foot and shotgun leg
  Competent Fighter
-Has participated in Screwattack’s WWE Royal Rumble 6 times and has shown proficiency in wrestling
-His favorite defensive ability is the backhand
-May have had Spartan military training
  Can see ghosts/spirits
  Similarly to Wizard, should be able to leave his body as a ghost when knocked unconscious

Possesses powerful lungs
-Can yell extremely loud
--Can yell at a high enough frequency to harm Wiz's symbiote prototype
-Can blow hard enough to briefly achieve flight, similar to how Godzilla can do it with his atomic breath
-Can glow globs of saliva as “air bullets”
-Can utilize the Ghostly Wail
  His junk glows in the dark thanks to a possible STD
  Possesses some level of magic
-Could turn Wiz’ wallet into a bottle of whiskey
-Could create a tray of California Rolls and a lobster

  Drunken Boxing
-Boomstick's proven capable of temporarily mimicking the Drunken Master fighting style while actually drunk

  Can cause his entire body to glow at will by swallowing glowsticks
  Poison/Disease Resistance
-Drank a cup of silver to turn his skin blue
-Swallowed a bunch of glowsticks to cause his body to glow and stated his liver's processed much worse
-Swallowed Venom before immediately puking it onto DUMMI
-Rubbed poop into his eye then poured vodka onto them
-Accidentally swallowed Sanji's Raid Suit

Speed God
-A form given to him by Wizard after drinking a Speed Force Soda/beer laced with Cosmic Kinetic Energy
-Turned Boomstick into a Speed God after about 15 minutes, allowing him to run to to Jupiter and back in about 2 seconds
-The form may be temporary however, as Boomstick's had to drink the soda multiple times to use it

Arsenal
  Like Wiz, takes much of his arsenal from characters covered in Death Battle

Weaknesses
  Incredibly impatient and is known for lashing out in anger and annoyance
  Has a hard time pronouncing words that aren't English
  His "beat the shit out of everything that moves" strategy could backfire on him
  Is lactose intolerant
  Can get distracted by boobs and is prone to spacing out
-Wiz’s sexy-jutsu even proved effective at catching him off guard
  The sound of Wily's ship is incredibly annoying to him and will distract him
  His voice hurts his throat
  Can be easily tricked
  The baby cannon takes 9 months to reload
  Somewhat scared of what Pinkie Pie is capable of
  Has a tendency to black out from his excessive drinking
  Terrible at keeping secrets

Description
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About Boomstick
  Name: Boomstick, “The Great Waterbender: Boomstick the Wet”
  Aliases: Father of All Shotguns
  Occupation: Death Battle Host, The Armory Reboot Host, DBX Founder and Original Host, Weapons Expert
  Hosted several episodes of Top 10s
  Founded Boomstick’sBlowUpTime.com and BoomstickRulez#1.com
  May be a demigod, as Spawn’s God looks like his Nana
  May be the son of Sarge from Red vs Blue
  Has 13 stepfathers and a sister
  Supposedly has seven ex-wives, one of which is Wiz’s sister
  May be the father of Evil Craig
  His favorite battle strategy is beat the shit out of anything that moves
-He makes sure his opponents are dead
  Is a heavy drinker
  Absolutely adores weapons
-Especially shotguns
-Cradles his guns as if they were his children
-He even gets turned on by guns on occasion
  Has the mentality of "if it didn't work the first time, maybe it'll work the second time around"
  Helps host the Battle Arenas in Hell each weekend
  Is supposedly wanted in all 50 states for putting people into Death Races

Feats
  Was hired as Death Battle’s weapons expert
  Fought against Wiz in a Rap Battle
  Survived played tennis with Wiz, using a nuclear warhead as the ball
  Appeared in Red vs Blue
  Appeared in the AVGN video game
  Left in the middle of a Death Battle prelude
  Hosted 2 previews on his own
  Performs an annual ritual sacrifice of several chickens on the anniversary of his grandfather's death, which involves them being ritualistically killed and subsequently cooked and eaten
  “Buys” 3% of the world’s alcohol
  Wrote his name in buckshots
  Killed a magician he thought was trying to kill him
  Was the only one of his friend group to survive his mother’s competitions to eat 60 hotdogs in 10 minutes
  Has eaten child haggis made by his mother
  Was a test subject for Wiz once
  Has dealt with the annoyance that is Deadpool three times
  Is slowly taking over all internet shows
  Has killed all clowns he's come in contact with so they don't kill him first
  Is the world's best woodsman shotgun wood carver
-By default due to him killing the rest
  May have made a deal with the devil
  Has appeared in an episode of Hard News
  He invaded and burned down Wiz's lab, supposedly by accident
  Has killed every clown he's ever met
  May or may not have been raised by a pirate zombie at one point
-Who cut off Boomstick’s leg while drunk
  Has an old fashioned artillery in his and Wiz's base for defense
-Works great against squirrels
  Threw up on Wiz once
  Killed Wiz's robot dog
  Is hunting for Bigfoot himself
  Cut off Wiz’s arm with Wiz’s tachyon table saw
  Sacrificed countless interns to create his Ammunition Measurement Chart
  Teamed up with Wiz to warn the world of Nick Cage
  Obtained the Continuity Gem from Deadpool and The Mask
  Was hired by Vought to make a Death Battle between the Seven (sans Homelander) and Billy Butcher
  At one point drank several Speed Force sodas, being classified a natural disaster

Intelligence
  Graduated with a poultry science major, specializing in frying
  Has claimed to have an IQ of 480
-This was the result after Lumosity raised his IQ 22%
-This may have decreased after watching the White Ranger's Saber speak to a bird
  Is a weapons expert and can make estimates of the energy output of explosives by looking at images
  Is knowledgeable of dinosaurs
  Worked with Wiz in an attempt to solve the Wingdings font
  Prone to saying profound things every now and then
  Has trouble pronouncing long and foreign words
  Claims to have temporarily attended ninja school
  Designed the traps for Death Race, including the large death machine in the Battle Cars episode
  Weapons Engineering
-Is a skilled inventor of weapons
--Questionable morals when it comes to his weapon inventions
--Made a kitten cannon and a baby launcher
-Has read multiple gun manuals
  Is skilled at taking care of bizarre pets
-Got so drunk he woke up with a dozen kangaroos and married a lamp
-At one point owned a raptor named Barney, a hedgehog, his turtle Mr. Snappy, Jack Spaniels, and Fire Seals
--Looked after a polar bear at one point as well

Strength
  Can lift the members of Screwattack and throw them around in Screwattack’s Royale Rumble
  Can carry the one ton weight of the Mjolnir Mk. VI Armor via the neural interface connection
  Punched a shark in the face hard enough to kill it, or at the very least knock it out, so that he and Wiz could eat it
  Capable of punching down trees
  May have wrestled with a polar bear to get it back inside
  Dislocated his own middle finger while trying to replicate Carnage’s ability to fling his fingers as weapons
-Pulled his finger to the point where he could spin it around
  Can use his chainsaw, which is massive
  Shattered a giant block of ice by jumping on it
  Casually destroyed a watermelon by chopping it
  Broke one of Wiz' leg bones
  Could easily lift and throw an anvil

Durability
  Ate a bunch of eels in an attempt to get Blanka’s powers
  Capable of punching down trees without getting wounded
  Took a hit from Wiz's robotic arm
  Has clawed out his own eyes in Deadpool vs Deathstroke
-Still able to see somehow
  Got his junk stuck in a toaster
-Whether it was turned on or not is unknown
  Has apparently gone through enough physical hardships to know that being shot is much better than being impaled by rebar
  Can drink a large amount of alcohol before falling unconscious
  Has eaten fire
-Hurt like hell, though
  His insides were once lit aflame due to his constant alcohol consumption
-Recovered within a week
  He can survive being heavily shocked by an outlet
  Tanked Black Widow’s Widow’s Bite twice in a row
  Was unharmed by swallowing a bunch of glowsticks
-Stated he’s swallowed worse
  Rubbed poop into his eye then poured vodka onto them
  Withstood one of his knives falling and stabbing into him after being blasted into the air from the recoil of a shotgun blast
  Withstood an anvil being smashed into him after being bounced back by Booster Gold’s dispersion field

Speed
  Managed to hit a Great White Shark while in the water
-Great White Sharks have a top swimming speed of 25 mph, but can swim 35 mph in short bursts
  Physically chased and caught squirrels after punching them out of trees
-Squirrels can run at a top speed of 20 mph
  Hit Wiz in the nuts before he could react
  Punched Wiz in the face before he could react

Abilities
  Skilled Shooter
-Was taught at the age of 4 by his 13th and final stepfather, a T-850 Terminator, how to reload a level-action shotgun with one hand
--Can single-handed reload dual shotguns
-Capable of shooting his shotgun from his mouth...somehow
-Capable of shooting with his eyes closed
-Can fire Onyx Roses with his foot and shotgun leg
  Competent Fighter
-Has participated in Screwattack’s WWE Royal Rumble 6 times and has shown proficiency in wrestling
-His favorite defensive ability is the backhand
-May have had Spartan military training
  Can see ghosts/spirits
  Similarly to Wizard, should be able to leave his body as a ghost when knocked unconscious

Possesses powerful lungs
-Can yell extremely loud
--Can yell at a high enough frequency to harm Wiz's symbiote prototype
-Can blow hard enough to briefly achieve flight, similar to how Godzilla can do it with his atomic breath
-Can glow globs of saliva as “air bullets”
-Can utilize the Ghostly Wail
  His junk glows in the dark thanks to a possible STD
  Possesses some level of magic
-Could turn Wiz’ wallet into a bottle of whiskey
-Could create a tray of California Rolls and a lobster

  Drunken Boxing
-Boomstick's proven capable of temporarily mimicking the Drunken Master fighting style while actually drunk

  Can cause his entire body to glow at will by swallowing glowsticks
  Poison/Disease Resistance
-Drank a cup of silver to turn his skin blue
-Swallowed a bunch of glowsticks to cause his body to glow and stated his liver's processed much worse
-Swallowed Venom before immediately puking it onto DUMMI
-Rubbed poop into his eye then poured vodka onto them
-Accidentally swallowed Sanji's Raid Suit

Speed God
-A form given to him by Wizard after drinking a Speed Force Soda/beer laced with Cosmic Kinetic Energy
-Turned Boomstick into a Speed God after about 15 minutes, allowing him to run to to Jupiter and back in about 2 seconds
-The form may be temporary however, as Boomstick's had to drink the soda multiple times to use it

Arsenal
  Like Wiz, takes much of his arsenal from characters covered in Death Battle

Weaknesses
  Incredibly impatient and is known for lashing out in anger and annoyance
  Has a hard time pronouncing words that aren't English
  His "beat the shit out of everything that moves" strategy could backfire on him
  Is lactose intolerant
  Can get distracted by boobs and is prone to spacing out
-Wiz’s sexy-jutsu even proved effective at catching him off guard
  The sound of Wily's ship is incredibly annoying to him and will distract him
  His voice hurts his throat
  Can be easily tricked
  The baby cannon takes 9 months to reload
  Somewhat scared of what Pinkie Pie is capable of
  Has a tendency to black out from his excessive drinking
  Terrible at keeping secrets