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About Wiz
  Name: Wizard
  Aliases: Wizz Burns (college nickname)
  Occupation: Mad Scientist, Death Battle Researcher, Death Battle Host
  Hosted several episodes of Top 10s
  Boomstick cut off his arm with Wiz’s tachyon table saw
-Lost his other arm temporarily to Homelander
  Borrowed a loan from the Yakuza
  Helps host the Battle Arenas in Hell each weekend
  His mechanical brain implants were possessed by K.I.T.T. during Death Race

Feats
  Was hired as Death Battle’s researcher for his intellectual accomplishments
  Fought against Boomstick in a Rap Battle
  As of February 2018, Wiz has not seen natural sunlight in over five years
  Survived played tennis with Boomstick, using a nuclear warhead as the ball
  Implied to have stolen Boomstick’s wallet while he was frozen in time
  Tricked Boomstick into drinking silver
  Appeared in Red vs Blue
  Appeared in the AVGN video game
  Has participated in Screwattack's WWE Royal Rumble 6 times
-Has challenged and eliminated numerous members of Screwattack, such as Ben, Gavin, and Sean
  Survived having his throat bitten by Mr. Snappy
  Teamed up with Boomstick to warn the world of Nick Cage
  Obtained the Continuity Gem from Deadpool and The Mask
  Was fired by Vought to make a Death Battle between the Seven (sans Homelander) and Billy Butcher
  Never makes mistakes

Intelligence
  Graduated with an english major
  Loves science and mathematics
  Sees things from a more scientific and logical view
-Was particularly wound up by the phrasing of the concept of "seeing faster"
  Has a vast amount of combat research and knowledge
  Created a formula to calculate how stupid Deadpool is
  Worked with Boomstick in an attempt to solve the Wingdings font
  Has been forced countless times, by Boomstick, to guess which food he ate earlier by the scent of his farts
-Which Wiz has proven very successful at doing
  Biological/Genetic Experiments
-Conducted genetic tests on rats, funded by Gamefly
--Which led to the creation of Ratsputin
-Dissected an unwilling Goomba
-Has tried to clone Boomstick numerous times
-Has supposed made bacteria more deadly than Boomstick
-Created a symbiote prototype that acts as clothes
--It’s weak to sound, as shown when Boomstick caused it to flee by screaming
-Created a retro-aging serum
--When tested during the She-Ra vs Wonder Woman episode, it instead shrunk Boomstick’s head and made his voice high-pitched while not affecting any other part of his body
-Performed an experiment which resulted in him throwing up lasers
-Grew man-eating plants
--Which he unknowingly watered with alcohol at one point due to Boomstick’s tampering
-Created his own version of the Devil Gene from Tekken, but it was eaten by Boomstick's dog
-Performed an experiment on Boomstick to give him a stomach animal
-Reversed Boomstick's post-Omnitrix-abuse transformation into a genetic abomination
-Has attempted on countless occasions to create clones of himself
--The failed clones are thrown down the body shoot, which Boomstick used to discard a child’s corpse, whom he’d mistaken for a leprechaun
-Reattached his arm after it was cut off by Homelander
-Fixed Boomstick after he overused the Omnitrix, becoming a genetic abomination
  Robotic Experiments
-Built his own cybernetic arm with one hand
-Later gave himself mechanical brain implants
--Which were possessed by K.I.T.T. during Death Race
-Created several giant mechs
-Created a robotic dog
--Which Boomstick killed
-Has tried several times to resurrect his father, none of which have gone well, including Cyber-Necromancy
-Created the Cyber-Goose
  Other Experiments
-Failed to create a time machine that would send him into the future
--Was trying to create a time travel wristwatch
--Later succeeded in creating a time travel device before the Booster Gold preview
-Created a Multiversal Manipulator, which was built to allow Wiz to peer into alternate realities
--Though it ended up temporarily sending Wiz and Boomstick into the bodies of their alternate universe selves
-Laced one of Boomstick’s beers with cosmic kinetic energy, turning him into a Speed God after about 15 minutes

Strength
  Can lift the members of Screwattack and throw them around in Screwattack’s Royale Rumble
  Can carry the one ton weight of the Mjolnir Mk. VI Armor via the neural interface connection
  Punched Boomstick with his cybernetic arm hard enough to hurt
  Stabbed Boomstick in the foot with Aquaman’s Trident of Poseidon
  Broke his glasses with a casual facepalm
  Cracked a TV screen with a punch
  Slapped Boomstick
  Dazed and rendered Boomstick unconscious with a single slap of his metal arm

Durability
  Survived being shot by a potato gun, but was knocked out for a month
  Was punched in the crotch by Boomstick
  Was lit on fire by Boomstick with a lighter and an aerosol can
-His hair and eyebrows were burnt off
-He had a date later that night
--Somehow
  Withstood a punch from Boomstick
-Boomstick is capable of punching down trees and punching sharks hard enough to kill them
  Was punched again by Boomstick, possibly twice in a row
  Shrugged off Boomstick’s mock-Dedede “air bullet” technique
  Was punched by Boomstick hard enough to tear his testicles off

Abilities
  Has participated in Screwattack’s WWE Royal Rumble 6 times and has shown proficiency in wrestling
  Can leave his body as a ghost when knocked unconscious
  Can see ghosts/spirits

Arsenal
  Like Boomstick, takes much of his arsenal from characters covered in Death Battle

Weaknesses
  According to Boomstick, he once broke his arm falling out of a chair
  Fell unconscious by tripping after Boomstick tied his laces together
-Whether or not he had hit his head on something on the way down is unknown, but unlikely given the lack of a second impact
  Was knocked out for a month when Boomstick shot him with a potato gun
  Regularly gets shot down by a woman in around 10 seconds
  Is a consistent designated driver
  Seriously dislikes Michelangelo
  Doesn’t like purple because it’s the least manly color
  His cybernetic arm suffers constant glitches
  Can’t hold his booze
  Possibly has syphilis
-Ultron vs Sigma Bloopers bring the joke back continuously
  Could never cook efficiently because he’d always worry about ingredients and prior organization

Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }

About Wiz
  Name: Wizard
  Aliases: Wizz Burns (college nickname)
  Occupation: Mad Scientist, Death Battle Researcher, Death Battle Host
  Hosted several episodes of Top 10s
  Boomstick cut off his arm with Wiz’s tachyon table saw
-Lost his other arm temporarily to Homelander
  Borrowed a loan from the Yakuza
  Helps host the Battle Arenas in Hell each weekend
  His mechanical brain implants were possessed by K.I.T.T. during Death Race

Feats
  Was hired as Death Battle’s researcher for his intellectual accomplishments
  Fought against Boomstick in a Rap Battle
  As of February 2018, Wiz has not seen natural sunlight in over five years
  Survived played tennis with Boomstick, using a nuclear warhead as the ball
  Implied to have stolen Boomstick’s wallet while he was frozen in time
  Tricked Boomstick into drinking silver
  Appeared in Red vs Blue
  Appeared in the AVGN video game
  Has participated in Screwattack's WWE Royal Rumble 6 times
-Has challenged and eliminated numerous members of Screwattack, such as Ben, Gavin, and Sean
  Survived having his throat bitten by Mr. Snappy
  Teamed up with Boomstick to warn the world of Nick Cage
  Obtained the Continuity Gem from Deadpool and The Mask
  Was fired by Vought to make a Death Battle between the Seven (sans Homelander) and Billy Butcher
  Never makes mistakes

Intelligence
  Graduated with an english major
  Loves science and mathematics
  Sees things from a more scientific and logical view
-Was particularly wound up by the phrasing of the concept of "seeing faster"
  Has a vast amount of combat research and knowledge
  Created a formula to calculate how stupid Deadpool is
  Worked with Boomstick in an attempt to solve the Wingdings font
  Has been forced countless times, by Boomstick, to guess which food he ate earlier by the scent of his farts
-Which Wiz has proven very successful at doing
  Biological/Genetic Experiments
-Conducted genetic tests on rats, funded by Gamefly
--Which led to the creation of Ratsputin
-Dissected an unwilling Goomba
-Has tried to clone Boomstick numerous times
-Has supposed made bacteria more deadly than Boomstick
-Created a symbiote prototype that acts as clothes
--It’s weak to sound, as shown when Boomstick caused it to flee by screaming
-Created a retro-aging serum
--When tested during the She-Ra vs Wonder Woman episode, it instead shrunk Boomstick’s head and made his voice high-pitched while not affecting any other part of his body
-Performed an experiment which resulted in him throwing up lasers
-Grew man-eating plants
--Which he unknowingly watered with alcohol at one point due to Boomstick’s tampering
-Created his own version of the Devil Gene from Tekken, but it was eaten by Boomstick's dog
-Performed an experiment on Boomstick to give him a stomach animal
-Reversed Boomstick's post-Omnitrix-abuse transformation into a genetic abomination
-Has attempted on countless occasions to create clones of himself
--The failed clones are thrown down the body shoot, which Boomstick used to discard a child’s corpse, whom he’d mistaken for a leprechaun
-Reattached his arm after it was cut off by Homelander
-Fixed Boomstick after he overused the Omnitrix, becoming a genetic abomination
  Robotic Experiments
-Built his own cybernetic arm with one hand
-Later gave himself mechanical brain implants
--Which were possessed by K.I.T.T. during Death Race
-Created several giant mechs
-Created a robotic dog
--Which Boomstick killed
-Has tried several times to resurrect his father, none of which have gone well, including Cyber-Necromancy
-Created the Cyber-Goose
  Other Experiments
-Failed to create a time machine that would send him into the future
--Was trying to create a time travel wristwatch
--Later succeeded in creating a time travel device before the Booster Gold preview
-Created a Multiversal Manipulator, which was built to allow Wiz to peer into alternate realities
--Though it ended up temporarily sending Wiz and Boomstick into the bodies of their alternate universe selves
-Laced one of Boomstick’s beers with cosmic kinetic energy, turning him into a Speed God after about 15 minutes

Strength
  Can lift the members of Screwattack and throw them around in Screwattack’s Royale Rumble
  Can carry the one ton weight of the Mjolnir Mk. VI Armor via the neural interface connection
  Punched Boomstick with his cybernetic arm hard enough to hurt
  Stabbed Boomstick in the foot with Aquaman’s Trident of Poseidon
  Broke his glasses with a casual facepalm
  Cracked a TV screen with a punch
  Slapped Boomstick
  Dazed and rendered Boomstick unconscious with a single slap of his metal arm

Durability
  Survived being shot by a potato gun, but was knocked out for a month
  Was punched in the crotch by Boomstick
  Was lit on fire by Boomstick with a lighter and an aerosol can
-His hair and eyebrows were burnt off
-He had a date later that night
--Somehow
  Withstood a punch from Boomstick
-Boomstick is capable of punching down trees and punching sharks hard enough to kill them
  Was punched again by Boomstick, possibly twice in a row
  Shrugged off Boomstick’s mock-Dedede “air bullet” technique
  Was punched by Boomstick hard enough to tear his testicles off

Abilities
  Has participated in Screwattack’s WWE Royal Rumble 6 times and has shown proficiency in wrestling
  Can leave his body as a ghost when knocked unconscious
  Can see ghosts/spirits

Arsenal
  Like Boomstick, takes much of his arsenal from characters covered in Death Battle

Weaknesses
  According to Boomstick, he once broke his arm falling out of a chair
  Fell unconscious by tripping after Boomstick tied his laces together
-Whether or not he had hit his head on something on the way down is unknown, but unlikely given the lack of a second impact
  Was knocked out for a month when Boomstick shot him with a potato gun
  Regularly gets shot down by a woman in around 10 seconds
  Is a consistent designated driver
  Seriously dislikes Michelangelo
  Doesn’t like purple because it’s the least manly color
  His cybernetic arm suffers constant glitches
  Can’t hold his booze
  Possibly has syphilis
-Ultron vs Sigma Bloopers bring the joke back continuously
  Could never cook efficiently because he’d always worry about ingredients and prior organization