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Robotess — Mail Myself to you
Published: 2011-01-06 20:17:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2228; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 10
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I'm gonna wrap myself in paper,I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.
I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.
When you see me in your mail box,
Cut the string and let me out;
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.
Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head;
Pour me full of ice cream soda,
Put me in my nice warm bed
i miss you <8 C
Worst surprise ever (C) sLEEPDEP/V.Castillo 2011
Do not steal. i am NOT in the mood for this, mister >8 C. Do you want a spanking!?
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FFFFF- 8D I'd be totally excited to get him in the mail. Then I'd have a squishy buggy to curl up on and I won't be afraid of the monsters under my bed. D:
... I'd ship myself to my lovely British friend's house. I'd pop out of the box with a "TADA" only to tip the box and break my arm. :'D
Omni is frigging adorable.
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lolll give him cake and he'll battle off any monster/ghost/vampire/girlscout you ask..he's a bro like that : D haha he's also squishy. and more so each time i draw him 8 C that could prove problematic.
man if i could mail myself somewhere, it would totally be to california. no return adress needed ( D
lol thank youuuuuu!
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Weeeell, I actually like to make no bake cookies... Will those work? They have enough sugar to charge a small car. XD
His squish is awesome, tho. It only makes him increasingly adorable. 
XD Oh?
You're welcome~!
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Omni knows that his butt is sexy. And he knows that fatness is going to be the sexiest fetish. Funny lineart xD
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hahah he doesn't REALLY believe it, i think..and i also think that his ass is probably the LEAST LIKELY FETISH EVER lol...but THANK YOU!!! XDD
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Aww, I wish I could do that sometimes too! But I'd have to tape clothes and shoes and hairdryers too...so probably better not to! Make sure to give him an identity tag, in case he ends up in Bermuda hahah
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Lol just so long as they don't return him here...the customs duties would be ASTRONOMICAL!!!!
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Sorry you miss Onion 
See, this is where being a balloon comes in handy. I can just deflate myself down and be mailed anywhere (I wish...I hate airlines and it'd be cool to be able to ship myself 
Hang in there, sLEEP *hugs*
-BC
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lol i miss home like whoa...if i could send myself airmail, damn. i'd be there RIGHT NOW.
lol thanks so much man
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*Is supper excited and about ready to explode* YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- wait, your not sending yourself to me... are you? :C
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"...*standing on your porch in the rain*...open up, it's cold out here and i'm hungry >8 C"
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*comes out in nothing but an apron* Well hurry in I'm making, Cake.... Chocolate cake
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i would mail myself to someone! AAARRGGRHHHGHGHGH HATE BEING HERE
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well, yeah, i guess it's pretty... OKAY here. it IS a beach town. (not that i ever get to go D`: )
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But it won't fit in my tiny mailbox... Which means... the mailman will have to ring my bell... hmmm extra mailman addition XD
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"i'll just hang out on your porch then, ok? you guys HAVE porches there, right?"
lol he'd think anything outside of his own home is an ALIEN WORLD. neverMIND that you speak DUTCH. it's all MOONSPEAK!
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No porch I'm afraid, just a tiny hallway XD
Though I thank god I'm fairly fluent in English too... I'd love to see his expression when I'd talk Dutch xD
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I remember that song. It was from the this book called Kids Sing-A-Long book which came with a music cassette which you can listen to children songs.
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yeah there are loads of versions. it was written by Woody Guthrie
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I miss you to!!!!!
man the way the post is going that seems like a really bad idea. They tend to loose everything with food in it for sure. And i am pretty sure he is a food.
"Come home nom bug, I'll tuck you in to bed."
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man i miss you so much i could fucking BARK.
"*sobbing* they left me in customs for like, 6 days with no food or water and the holes on my BOX are not big enough WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa..i want chicken wings for dinner <8 CCC"
fucking GET YOUR SKINNY ASS OVER HERE I MISS YOU GODDAMNIT JESUS JOSEPH MARY MOTHER OF CHRIST.
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Gah I mean that faaaaaaaaaace...plus his fat ass body and tiny stick arms always crack me up
I think he needs to work on his wrapping...and I think he needs alot ALOT more stamps (about 1600 US postage stamps)
or one of those flat rate boxes
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LOL yeaaah i'm never going to draw them differently; i might get beeter or worse at anatomy, but Omni will ALWAYS HAVE SKINNY LITTLE ARMS. hahah thanks so much man xDDDD
hahaha flatrate. funny. that's the most opposite of flat i have ever seen......
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his arms are awesooooooooome like that
ah yeah I should have thought about that wording a bit more when I wrote that....round rate or fat rate box would be more appropriate, eh?
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He's so impressively swaddled in tape and stamps I don't think the people at the post office would even think of hitting him with the old "is there anything liquid perishable or potentially hazardous" question! My favourite stamp is the yellow one with the heart on it!
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"well i had a root beer about an hour ago......"
AWRR hahah thank you....yeah i look at it now and realized i needed more stamps...BUT IT GETS THE POINT ACROSS
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the only problem would be you'd probably get a hundred thousand strangers in your post box, and half would be suffocating to death cause you're trying to return them to the sender!
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MAN I WISH THE POSTMAN WOULD STOP BRINGING WEIRD PEOPLE TO MY HOUSE. I AM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM >8 C
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BIG BLOO OMMERBUGS ARE THE BEST SURPRISE IN THE MAIL.
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"SUPRISE!!! I'M STAYING FOREVER!!...i hope your couch is comfy >8 C"
yeah maybe not so much lol XDDDDD
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I LOVED THAT SONG AS A KID. I didn't realize anybody else knew it!
Also, OMGOMNI. I love the Air Mail sticker on his tush.
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hahah yes it was one of my favorites. It made me weirdly sad though; i want to say that i heard somewhere it wasn't REALLY a kid's song, but a soldier's. i dunno exactly XD Either way, it's peculiar, sweet, and simple. my favorite flavors lol.
hahah thanks man XD it's going to take a lot more postage than THAT to send him 8 C
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best suprise for people you don't like too too very much 8 CCCCC
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The Doctor reminds me of a kid getting clothes for christmas. Such joy!
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NK: "... But I don't want that in my mailbox. 8'C "
DAWWWW WIDDLE FOOTSIE.
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AWW COME ON WHO DOESN'T WANT 3/4 TON OF CUDDLES?
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
well. maybe not. 8 C i wouldn't want it. maybe just the foot.....
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There aren't enough stamps in the world. 8C
But seriously, love the cartoonyness of this...and the heart stamp on his tongue. XD
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and we want to spare the backs of all the poor postmen, surely 8 C
lol thanks so much man!
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omg. I know where that song is from but I cannot, for the sake of all that is holy, remember the name of the kid's show it was from. Even when I try singing the theme song. Enlighten me, I beg you D:
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Lol it's a song by Woody Guthrie....i think it's a kid's song staple...i'm pretty sure it's on several shows and compilations, but you might find the version you're thinking of on youtube...they have quite a few!
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"SHUT UP I'M BEING SELF-PITYING. CAN'T YOU TELL WHEN THERE IS REAL EMOTION BEHIND A PIECE?! JESUS"
tchh >8 C
lol
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Calculating how fat he is...it must be impossible to pay the porto. XD
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"watch it, you >B C i know where you LIVE NOW.....*points*"
lol DHL would have a FIT
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