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Robotess — Mail Myself to you

Published: 2011-01-06 20:17:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2228; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 10
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Description I'm gonna wrap myself in paper,
I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.

I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box,
Cut the string and let me out;
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head;
Pour me full of ice cream soda,
Put me in my nice warm bed

i miss you <8 C

Worst surprise ever (C) sLEEPDEP/V.Castillo 2011
Do not steal. i am NOT in the mood for this, mister >8 C. Do you want a spanking!?
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Comments: 56

Retromissile In reply to ??? [2011-01-07 13:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. XD

BTW. How's my commission going? I'm exited like hell.

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Robotess In reply to Retromissile [2011-01-07 13:14:12 +0000 UTC]

you know, i guess i should POST it lol! i wanted to give it to you in person, but i think it will take longer than anticipated to see you hahahah....i have ony a few more things to finish and he's DONE LIKE WHOA.

i hope he will be worth the wait ^_^

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Retromissile In reply to Robotess [2011-01-07 13:37:46 +0000 UTC]

Boojah. Didn't know you came so far.

Oh yes. I can't await our meeting, but mehhh, when? You're still here in summer?

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VederlichtArt In reply to ??? [2011-01-06 20:22:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, Omni, but you have been selected for additional screening XD;
How much would it cost to send HIM via mail? X3

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Robotess In reply to VederlichtArt [2011-01-07 12:13:14 +0000 UTC]

man....WAY MORE THAN HE IS WORTH, THAT'S FOR SURE 8 CCCC

"what?! i'm not full of cocaine or anything >B C"

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