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by reading this shit you are agreeing to commit intellectual suicide
you wont be considered a normal functioning monster and instead be viewed as a typical neck beard who's neck beard has neck beards who neck beards has neck beards

it will also be heavily offensive to the easily triggered

now lets begin

BUTTER"when i was born i lived in a cold hard cage that was rough,the only other person inside the cage was my big brother crash,he kept me happy but i wish i could talk to crash he couldn't speak a word,i felt lonely at times because of that.
the man that kept us here was the nefarious Dr-cortex who looked like a hammer he was mean to us and his assistant n,brio
he even sent his skunk minions to walk back and forth back and forth for the rest of there days.

n,brio simply did what he was told for he actually wanted to tend bars but was forced into this life because of his looks,the day crash escaped was the day i was all alone, i know what loneliness does after the ripper roo incident so i was afraid i would end up like him tied and forced into madness not being able to control myself like him.
then later during the week crash was coming back for me and tawna (we don't talk about tawna) but i didn't know that at the time so i cried,i knew cortex would shut me up sooner or later so i might as well let it out now.but n,brio gave me something,something wonderful something yellow something slippery yet solid made the cage smooth not rough and it tasted sweet (don't be so perverted not even i would do that)
BUTTER
it was so simple yet....."

sorry i was brain dead for a couple seconds there this story is so stupid it's physically killing me now where was i oh ya

"delightful that my pain went away,later that night i discovered i can slip through the bars if i cover myself in butter.it was a success and i began my escape with my butter in hand,i used it to slide across large jumps distract the guards electrify the security.as i was getting to the floors below i found crash who came back for me (and tawna).we agreed to blow the place to light the place up in flames (or i think we did) so i used my butter to break all the mechanisms in the fortress
it was a success and we escaped on the blimp as crash battled cortex on top but sadly tawna while on the blimp was soon wasn't on the blimp.
a few years later we built a home on n.sanity beach,i didn't like the sand it was course and rough and gets stuck in my fur unlike butter.i spent most of my time looking at butter reading about butter and ordering tons of butter on my laptop,crash didn't know he respects my privacy also i didn't want to admit my obsession with butter to him as i feared he wouldn't understand and shun me for it
after 2 other times of cortex trying to ruin our lives i had a dream of a land filled with butter i could feel all of it how it made me slip and slide with its sweet taste and warm color but something was wrong.the butter melted around me forming a ocean and something came out of the ocean.

a creature built of dying creatures hooked to giver on a metallic skeleton with looking straight at me with teeth made out of sharpen bone and eyes made out of more eyes all dead focused on me,it walked towards me with a giant grin chanting FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK.i tried to runaway but the butter slowed me down,as it drew closer i could see that the creatures were alive and operating it like a well oiled machine saying that i don't belong and that i should be taken away. when it reaches me giant scythes on its back that moved like snakes snagged my flesh as i could feel the pain and brought me face to face with the creature,i tried not to look but smaller scythes kept my eyes wide open,you are twisted you are broken you will do nothing but harm others it said as it flung me into a cage and pushed me into the butter ocean,i couldn't breath and soon blacked out.

when i woke up i was so scared i didn't know what happened and it just kept happening for a few nights every one more intense and it felt more and more and i just don't know why and it just kept repeating every-night until it hit me i was getting caught because of the butter,it was slowing me down it was killing me.
so i burned all the butter i had and that night i had no nightmares just one nice dream
everything was fine but there was this hole in my life and every time i saw butter all my basic instincts told me to get it but i resisted but i never stopped thinking about it,like some you that isn't real but you love with all your heart is looming over you
after a year cortex tried to use a stronger better version of crash known as crunch against us,crunch instead turned on cortex and then crunch moved in with us.
before the great redesigning one day crunch was preparing breakfast as usual until i noticed a familiar scent in the air
it was butter!i haven't been around it for so long and after dreaming about it for so long i just needed to have it.i took it and hid under my bed savoring every moment as if its my last"

oh look its my liver it appears to have fallen out of my rectum because of how toxic this stupidity is....why couldn't i just stop at the title

"of course crunch found me,i thought he was gonna shun me for my obsession"

crunch:"coco what are you doing fool"
coco:"nothing" i whimpered
crunch:"well it appears you'r holding onto my butter fool?"
coco:"NO IT'S MY BUTTER!"i screamed at the top of my lungs
he was shocked at my sudden burst of anger
crunch:"coco is there something you need to tell us fool"
i simply stayed curled in a ball with my butter
crunch pulled me out and sat me upright on a chair
crunch:"coco do you have a butter problem fool?"
coco:"well....it's not that bad"
crunch:"to me your behaving like butter is the only thing that matters fool"
coco:"aren't you gonna shun me now?"
crunch:"of course not i just want to help you with your problem fool"
coco:"you wouldn't understand what i have to go through the fear of being bullied and teased because of it you don't understand the urge i get you don't understand anything i have to deal with"
crunch:"well you know this robotic arm i have,i used to be all over these cybernetic enhancement's,i wanted all of them but if i did i wouldn't be able to control myself but i still wanted them until i got my arm,i could do things i couldn't before like hurling boulders or writing,so this arm was all i wanted and i was fine with that because really need fool."
i looked at the butter wondering do i really need butter
crunch:"what i'm trying to say is you can like something on a level not a lot of people do but you don't have to obsess over it fool"
coco:"....."
crunch:"well i'll leave you with you'r butter fool"he walked away closing the door behind him...."

hold on i need to refresh my mind

that was a good bleaching
"i just sat there looking at the butter wondering what to do,i want to go back to the way it was but if i do i could get those tormenting nightmares.the butter temp's me but the nightmares repulse me.i asked the great aku aku for guidance"

aku aku:"child you shouldn't be ashamed,we magical masks have seen many strange traditions and people through out the years that seem nothing unlike that anyone who that doesn't understand find sick and twisted that in reality
coco:"but my obsession is sick it is twisted and its bringing harm to me!"
aku aku:"are you referring to the nightmares you had about that creature?"
coco:"yes but why is it there why is it like this and why did it stop after i get rid of the butter?"
aku aku:"my best is that you made it to convince yourself to stop your obsession so that you can be normal.it's something only you can change."
coco:"but it isn't like that when it hits me it hurts me in real life,i wake up from extreme pain caused in the nightmares."
aku aku:"you are hurting yourself by trying to suppress your urges if you want it to stop you need to face this creature alone"
"he then flew away to tend to magical mask duty's
that night i for the first time i dreamed about butter,it was wonderful but i knew it would come for me and soon enough it did.
it charged at me but i didn't run i knew i couldn't escape,it was locked onto me with all its eyes,i thought i was in for a lot of pain but i faced it looking straight into its eyes seeing what it's true intention was.
but before it could flatten me me it stopped just staring at me as if it wanted something from me,WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING it screamed still staring into my eyes as if it wanted to indeterminate me,i took a step forward and it took a step then i knew it was afraid of me just because of my liking to butter
i keep walking towards it as it backed away until it ran off into the darkness
i woke up confused as to why it exists and what it represents but now i could freely enjoy my butter without having to be afraid..."

the end

ok seriously if your wondering why i made this
it is to explain one joke in crash of the titans and mind over mutant about coco's apparent obsession with butter
thats it
the end
nothing else to it
go home
you don't seriously want to read more of this
theres a whole world out there with limited amount of time to see it don't waste your time like i have.

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body div#devskin0 hr { }

by reading this shit you are agreeing to commit intellectual suicide
you wont be considered a normal functioning monster and instead be viewed as a typical neck beard who's neck beard has neck beards who neck beards has neck beards

it will also be heavily offensive to the easily triggered

now lets begin

BUTTER"when i was born i lived in a cold hard cage that was rough,the only other person inside the cage was my big brother crash,he kept me happy but i wish i could talk to crash he couldn't speak a word,i felt lonely at times because of that.
the man that kept us here was the nefarious Dr-cortex who looked like a hammer he was mean to us and his assistant n,brio
he even sent his skunk minions to walk back and forth back and forth for the rest of there days.

n,brio simply did what he was told for he actually wanted to tend bars but was forced into this life because of his looks,the day crash escaped was the day i was all alone, i know what loneliness does after the ripper roo incident so i was afraid i would end up like him tied and forced into madness not being able to control myself like him.
then later during the week crash was coming back for me and tawna (we don't talk about tawna) but i didn't know that at the time so i cried,i knew cortex would shut me up sooner or later so i might as well let it out now.but n,brio gave me something,something wonderful something yellow something slippery yet solid made the cage smooth not rough and it tasted sweet (don't be so perverted not even i would do that)
BUTTER
it was so simple yet....."

sorry i was brain dead for a couple seconds there this story is so stupid it's physically killing me now where was i oh ya

"delightful that my pain went away,later that night i discovered i can slip through the bars if i cover myself in butter.it was a success and i began my escape with my butter in hand,i used it to slide across large jumps distract the guards electrify the security.as i was getting to the floors below i found crash who came back for me (and tawna).we agreed to blow the place to light the place up in flames (or i think we did) so i used my butter to break all the mechanisms in the fortress
it was a success and we escaped on the blimp as crash battled cortex on top but sadly tawna while on the blimp was soon wasn't on the blimp.
a few years later we built a home on n.sanity beach,i didn't like the sand it was course and rough and gets stuck in my fur unlike butter.i spent most of my time looking at butter reading about butter and ordering tons of butter on my laptop,crash didn't know he respects my privacy also i didn't want to admit my obsession with butter to him as i feared he wouldn't understand and shun me for it
after 2 other times of cortex trying to ruin our lives i had a dream of a land filled with butter i could feel all of it how it made me slip and slide with its sweet taste and warm color but something was wrong.the butter melted around me forming a ocean and something came out of the ocean.

a creature built of dying creatures hooked to giver on a metallic skeleton with looking straight at me with teeth made out of sharpen bone and eyes made out of more eyes all dead focused on me,it walked towards me with a giant grin chanting FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK.i tried to runaway but the butter slowed me down,as it drew closer i could see that the creatures were alive and operating it like a well oiled machine saying that i don't belong and that i should be taken away. when it reaches me giant scythes on its back that moved like snakes snagged my flesh as i could feel the pain and brought me face to face with the creature,i tried not to look but smaller scythes kept my eyes wide open,you are twisted you are broken you will do nothing but harm others it said as it flung me into a cage and pushed me into the butter ocean,i couldn't breath and soon blacked out.

when i woke up i was so scared i didn't know what happened and it just kept happening for a few nights every one more intense and it felt more and more and i just don't know why and it just kept repeating every-night until it hit me i was getting caught because of the butter,it was slowing me down it was killing me.
so i burned all the butter i had and that night i had no nightmares just one nice dream
everything was fine but there was this hole in my life and every time i saw butter all my basic instincts told me to get it but i resisted but i never stopped thinking about it,like some you that isn't real but you love with all your heart is looming over you
after a year cortex tried to use a stronger better version of crash known as crunch against us,crunch instead turned on cortex and then crunch moved in with us.
before the great redesigning one day crunch was preparing breakfast as usual until i noticed a familiar scent in the air
it was butter!i haven't been around it for so long and after dreaming about it for so long i just needed to have it.i took it and hid under my bed savoring every moment as if its my last"

oh look its my liver it appears to have fallen out of my rectum because of how toxic this stupidity is....why couldn't i just stop at the title

"of course crunch found me,i thought he was gonna shun me for my obsession"

crunch:"coco what are you doing fool"
coco:"nothing" i whimpered
crunch:"well it appears you'r holding onto my butter fool?"
coco:"NO IT'S MY BUTTER!"i screamed at the top of my lungs
he was shocked at my sudden burst of anger
crunch:"coco is there something you need to tell us fool"
i simply stayed curled in a ball with my butter
crunch pulled me out and sat me upright on a chair
crunch:"coco do you have a butter problem fool?"
coco:"well....it's not that bad"
crunch:"to me your behaving like butter is the only thing that matters fool"
coco:"aren't you gonna shun me now?"
crunch:"of course not i just want to help you with your problem fool"
coco:"you wouldn't understand what i have to go through the fear of being bullied and teased because of it you don't understand the urge i get you don't understand anything i have to deal with"
crunch:"well you know this robotic arm i have,i used to be all over these cybernetic enhancement's,i wanted all of them but if i did i wouldn't be able to control myself but i still wanted them until i got my arm,i could do things i couldn't before like hurling boulders or writing,so this arm was all i wanted and i was fine with that because really need fool."
i looked at the butter wondering do i really need butter
crunch:"what i'm trying to say is you can like something on a level not a lot of people do but you don't have to obsess over it fool"
coco:"....."
crunch:"well i'll leave you with you'r butter fool"he walked away closing the door behind him...."

hold on i need to refresh my mind

that was a good bleaching
"i just sat there looking at the butter wondering what to do,i want to go back to the way it was but if i do i could get those tormenting nightmares.the butter temp's me but the nightmares repulse me.i asked the great aku aku for guidance"

aku aku:"child you shouldn't be ashamed,we magical masks have seen many strange traditions and people through out the years that seem nothing unlike that anyone who that doesn't understand find sick and twisted that in reality
coco:"but my obsession is sick it is twisted and its bringing harm to me!"
aku aku:"are you referring to the nightmares you had about that creature?"
coco:"yes but why is it there why is it like this and why did it stop after i get rid of the butter?"
aku aku:"my best is that you made it to convince yourself to stop your obsession so that you can be normal.it's something only you can change."
coco:"but it isn't like that when it hits me it hurts me in real life,i wake up from extreme pain caused in the nightmares."
aku aku:"you are hurting yourself by trying to suppress your urges if you want it to stop you need to face this creature alone"
"he then flew away to tend to magical mask duty's
that night i for the first time i dreamed about butter,it was wonderful but i knew it would come for me and soon enough it did.
it charged at me but i didn't run i knew i couldn't escape,it was locked onto me with all its eyes,i thought i was in for a lot of pain but i faced it looking straight into its eyes seeing what it's true intention was.
but before it could flatten me me it stopped just staring at me as if it wanted something from me,WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING it screamed still staring into my eyes as if it wanted to indeterminate me,i took a step forward and it took a step then i knew it was afraid of me just because of my liking to butter
i keep walking towards it as it backed away until it ran off into the darkness
i woke up confused as to why it exists and what it represents but now i could freely enjoy my butter without having to be afraid..."

the end

ok seriously if your wondering why i made this
it is to explain one joke in crash of the titans and mind over mutant about coco's apparent obsession with butter
thats it
the end
nothing else to it
go home
you don't seriously want to read more of this
theres a whole world out there with limited amount of time to see it don't waste your time like i have.