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My take on the movie genre that the website ohthehumanity.com dubbed "STSWB" (save the something with breasts). You know, the type of B-movie where a group of young women revive a struggling business by donning skimpy swimwear to draw in the crowds. Those movies are already inherently ridiculous, so it took me a while to come up with something especially implausible to save with bikinis that it might be considered a spoof instead of just another variation on the theme. Then it hit me: Christmas! If I were really ambitious, I'd try turning it into a comic, but that's sure not gonna happen this year. So this is just what the video cover art might look like.

The back of the video box would possibly read something like: "When jolly old St. Nick kicks the bucket, it's up to his niece Amber to take over the family business and save it from a greedy land developer. But can she and her sexy girlfriends successfully run a toy workshop at the North Pole with no experience and very little clothing?"

Description
My take on the movie genre that the website ohthehumanity.com dubbed "STSWB" (save the something with breasts). You know, the type of B-movie where a group of young women revive a struggling business by donning skimpy swimwear to draw in the crowds. Those movies are already inherently ridiculous, so it took me a while to come up with something especially implausible to save with bikinis that it might be considered a spoof instead of just another variation on the theme. Then it hit me: Christmas! If I were really ambitious, I'd try turning it into a comic, but that's sure not gonna happen this year. So this is just what the video cover art might look like.

The back of the video box would possibly read something like: "When jolly old St. Nick kicks the bucket, it's up to his niece Amber to take over the family business and save it from a greedy land developer. But can she and her sexy girlfriends successfully run a toy workshop at the North Pole with no experience and very little clothing?"